Versus

"All you're doing is driving. Nothing happens! Kill a hooker or something man!" -Jack Fantastic.

You know, I can't get enough of Tibby's 'Defaul 01' avatar at the bottom of the screen fighting. It's like "Here's Wilson from Castaway as a human, facing cancer patient 82." That entrance though, was glorious. And once the party realized that Dante Bookman was Carnage, there was a whole lotta markin happ'nin. And not to mention B-17's high school small forward after 2 steroid cycle body. There was a lot of 'why...what's he missing? He's like...almost there...is his hair kinda green? Why didn't anyone care that he was coming in through the audience?" I love parties.

Well B...I hate to tell you but I have a feeling the term "Skull fucked" just got a new meaning.

Bath salts will be the end of OCW.

On a side note, I'm excited to see what's happening at 'Cide. And not only that, but post 'Cide looks to be interesting too! With some new champions (if, in fact they retain after SC) should be nice to see some battles for it, and not just battles, but feuds. I don't care about one person going two months (ppv's) against the same person as long as it's interesting. I think we have some awesome, entertaining, hard working title holders (and yes, that includes Smythe) that can do something cool to send out 2k16 with a bang, and bring in 2k17 the same way. Some of the newer guys (Baking time, Kass, Tre) they've been active on the boards, RP'ing regularly, and progressing forward. I totally agree with Parker that this is the beginning of a very special new Era unlike anything OCW's seen before. Also, if there's 3 Riots in a row without a trip to KD's garden and/or a Minio RP, I will refuse to watch again until there is.

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Parker, I don't know about you, but I don't let my best friend hold my dick. Not even if I'm gonna take it off to do something dangerous. "Here man, hold my dick, Ima hop this moving car." Oh shit, "here man, hold my dick, Ima go get me an NA title"...wait a minute, everyones dick is getting held for the NA title match. If Leon's up in it, then who's gonna hold all the dicks? CARTER!! Lots of guessing going on in the end of this RP. Fantastic job though, way to build a match. With that being said, there is a strange difficulty, sometimes, to build a multi man match, and get the reader/watcher involved, or get behind a character. This RP shows that you can take heat from two main people in the match, and spread the heat evenly, and get everyone involved. Really well done. _____________________ Summercide poster, Sophia's Revolutionary C-Cups out n about. _____________________ I like the idea of Kat's entrance, and her look, but the music just doesn't fit. Willow & Sophia reppin Rev Inc to the fullest. Gotta love it. I know I do! If I've learned anything in the past few months, it's never roll out of the ring early in the match, unless you're an olympic sprinter and the the F outta dodge quick. Otherwise you're catching a diving something in the face or ankle. This is a hell of a match honestly. Curious about the editing at the end, I'm sure it was legit reasons, absolutely not questioning it, just curious how the servers or twitch screwed someone else this time. haha _____________________ The Cerberus RP, I'm not gonna lie I liked it. I also thought, halfway through that Zuul the Gatekeeper was gonna be on the other side of the gate, then the camera would pan back and it would be Dana Barrett's fridge. I was wrong. _____________________ Welcome back to the Garden! Breakin time, sissies! _____________________ STEVE, ROSES AND BALLOONS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER! CHOCOLATE IS FOR CELEBRATIONS! You can't eat chocolate when you're hands are covered in salve, you just can't! Great RP, too bad it's all for not. _____________________ How do people still have videos of their matches from years ago? I don't even know where my match with Carter went, and that was like 2 weeks ago. Either way, a solid RP build up to Reed/SDW. _____________________ There are very few people who, when I see that they've writtin an RP, that I actually look know I can expect something good/great. Minio is that guy on Riot and Jack is that guy on Turmoil. Always, always, always deliver something good. The subtlety of the "Plurals" line, absolute gold. _____________________ 2nd time I've read this RP by Troy. Glad he has something to say, hopefully he can back it up and not piss too many people off. Also, his gamertag is familiar, I'm pretty sure I wrestled this guy back in the day. ____________________ What's a 'stank' look? Is that like being around Bill Ding after a bean burrito buffet? I like the '1,2,3 eyes on me' line better than the Miz's line to get the crowds attention. Annnnnnd the crowd wins, they always do. Lacy is so artic...artic..horrible with words, it's awesome. Dimsmore vs Trump, BOOK IT!! Lacy with the swift kick to the nuts...that's a finisher, no matter where you're at. Dupree's gonna collect that insurance money on that hair, for sure! On a side note, I didn't know that Vs default 01 was gonna be the hair style of the summer. Trend setter!!! _____________________ So many chains! When will we see Dawonder Unchained by Quentin Tarrentino? Can't wait til they fix the 'any cloth can penetrate metal' bug. SDW...the only man in OCW who can tie his shoes without bending down. Dafuq happened here? Ed Reed ded...he ded. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/Ed%20Reed%20Dead.jpg Congrats to the new champ, I'm interested to see where it goes from here! _____________________ Friggin Gary...pshhhht, always Gary. _____________________ More glorious Minio. Gotta love it. _____________________ Skull kids, better as toilet paper. _____________________ Minio made it! Through the trials and tribulations of Ubers and OCW failures...he made it. Phew! Kinda watching this match, kinda working, but it seemed really balanced and if it wasn't for that finisher reversal, I think Cereal woulda had it. _____________________ When Scallywag is used in an RP that's not Crossbones', I get confused and excited, and Drago talking to a cardboard cutout of Pugh, is gold every time. Excited to see this match at SC. _____________________ Why would your boots sparkle Kass? Is that a Twilight reference that I don't get? I like the personal slave clause of this match...that's how you garner interest, and that would make for some awesome RP's. I'm interested for sure. _____________________ Wow, what a CLOSE ending in that NA title match. Well done guys, Leon, congrats brutha. _____________________ SDW repping, SDW. How it is man, how it is. _____________________ ToP, I told you asses that I made calls. Told you. Welcome to the Revolution my man! _____________________

Shoes.

Scene opens to floor to ceiling windows showing a nice view of NYC. A tv is flipping through channels, and stops at the Palladium Channel showing the 1997 Lollapalooza Tour, the volume indicator starts to rise a bit. When the camera turns to show Nate, cringing a little... Nate: Willow, can you turn this down just a little? There's only so many times I can hear Firestarter. Willow: TWISTED FIYA STATAHH! Nate: Yep...those are definitely the words. Versus, leaning on the counter seperating the kitchen from the living room moves over to the kegerator to pour himself a delicious beer. Versus: So, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Willow: I thought that was your bong Uncle Jonny! Versus: Not that elephant, the other elephant...or elephants. You know, your dad, Ol' Sandbag Lungs and the two medical anomolies known as Casey and Nathan. Nate: How they aren't just covered in visible herpes from head to toe, I'll never understand. Willow: I don't want to talk about it. Versus: Well then, feel free to listen about it, because I'm not sure if your dad showed you some of his videos from his glory days, but Uncle Jonny and Uncle Franchize here don't necessarily have fond memories of the letters ToP. Nate: Granted, it's not what it used to be, but they can still be pains in our asses, and I'm just getting a bit too old for this. Versus: Preach. Nate lays back on the couch, Versus sips his beer and Willow stares, in deep thought, at nowhere in particular, a single tear rolls down her cheek. Willow: Why would dad let Casey do that to me? Versus: Your dad and Casey are very...special. Nate: I hate to say this, but think of what they did as a sign of...affection. I can't believe I'm going to quote this movie, but, you know how they say "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"? Well, you just took a ddt from your aunt while your dad watched...the rest of the beatings that are sure to come should be a little easier to take, right kiddo? Willow smirks a bit, and her head twitches like her fathers. She stretches out and stands up. Willow: Wrestling families are messed up. Nate and Versus: Yep! Versus: So, I for one, am not taking this lightly. I got The Steved, I got DDT'd, I'm pretty sure I DDT'd one of Casey's crabs in the middle of my match with Nathan...then Nathan twerked on me...I am not the happiest guy in the world right now. Nate see's a bag of bright purple reefer just laying on the floor, he picks it up, and throws it at Versus. Versus grabs it in mid flight. Versus: Closer to being the happiest guy in the world!! But still not there. Nate: I'd ask what we do now, but I already know. Willow: Yea...pee. Willow takes off to the bathroom. Nate sits up, looks at Versus who's breaking up the purple weed that Nate just threw to him, and Nate begins speaking. Nate: So...you make the calls? Versus: Yep. Nate: Get any answers? Versus: (Smiles) Yep. Nate: That's great news brother, great news. Nate stands up, and stretches out, as he does you hear cracks and pops from years of abuse to his body. Versus: Sounds good. Nate: Don't feel good. I'll tell ya...not to steal Jay's line that's stolen from Murtaugh, but...I'm getting too old for this sh*t. Versus: Better to go out with a bang then a whimper right? Nate nods to Versus, and Willow yells from the bathroom. Willow: Uncle Jonny, where's your toilet paper? Versus: (yelling back) Under the sink, there's a brand new 5 pack in there. Nate: 5 pack? Who the hell buys a 5 pack of toilet paper? Versus: It was custom. You can hear Willow laughing in the background. Nate: Wait...you buy custom toilet paper? Versus: Only on special occasions. Versus walks down the hall a little. Versus: Willow, toss out a roll! Door opens and a roll of toilet paper flies out. Versus turns and tosses it to Nate. Nate begins to laugh as he pulls the roll out a bit. Versus: Worth every penny. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/62386741-37bf-4fd1-b761-7464ac9598a7.jpg

Best part about this is that he won't even realize you're talking about him in this thread, because this is all he see's. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dcanimated/images/8/8d/Can%27t_read.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080713175342

I've had a shit night. I'm reading this at 4:50am and that Doolittle Thumb RP has me laughing my ass off.

Fantastic

Note to Jack/Jay, I will go nowhere for a while. Babies are just needy blobs for a while. I plan ahead, I'm already writing RP's for 2018.

"Drugs destroys lives, but rape...rapes never hurt anybody." TSHIRT!!

We see a man laying on a hammock, smoke bellowing upward in a rhythmic, hypnotic motion, as the hammock ever so slightly swings back and forth in unison with 'Three Little Birds' playing in the background. The camera pans over the hammock, and closes in on Versus face which is fixed on a singular spot on the ceiling. He's not smoking his usual V-Vaporizer (copyright Versus 2016), no, he's using a small water pipe, he inhales deeply and clears a chamber, holds it in, and exhales slowly through both nostrils. He begins to speak, seemingly to himself, yet his eyes stay fixed on the ceiling. Versus: OK, let's review this for a minute. What could have caused them to dump me on my ass and celebrate it. What did I do? Did I do something? Ok...so Majin's birthday...did I miss it? Nope, got him some weed. Versus blinks 3 times. Versus: Maybe it's something I did to The Steve. Ok, did I miss The Steves birthday? Nope! Got him some weed. What could it be? I mean, I didn't set Majin on fire, I mean, I even got him balloons...and I checked in with Steve pretty regularly...wait... Versus blinks 2 times. Versus: Independence Day. I must have not told them about the fireworks display I went to see. Maybe, maybe if I create a slideshow for them, that'll make up for it. Nope...can't be it... Versus blinks 1 time. Versus: I know what it was. My t-shirt. I knew the baseball trim tee was a bad idea. Maybe next week, I'll wear a nicer shirt that won't offend them as much. I know how much of a fashionista The Steve is. That's it...I just need to get a hoodie or a collared shirt or something, maybe a Hawaiian shirt or.... A voice is heard off camera. ...: I have a feeling that's not it V. We've all had our disagreements throughout the years, we've all weathered a storm similar to this before. I AM hoping for the best though. We'll find out, and no matter what, we'll get through it. Versus: I know, man. I want it to be something dumb. I don't want this to be any more than a simple misunderstanding Nate, I don't want this turn man. Nate: Neither do I, but we'll go out next week and work this out with them, like brothers. Versus: Hopefully... The camera pans out to Nate sitting in a comfortable recliner, and Versus slowly swinging in the hammock, and both men are singing along as the camera fades out. V&N: Rise up this mornin' Smiled with the risin' sun Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep

Translation? Anyone?

Drago needs lasers in his entrance. Period. Needs to happen, one of the best theme songs in the game. Pugh needs pyro after the first words of the song hit. Don't need to be on stage for properly timed pyro. So much musical interruptions. Can't wait til OCW the Musical comes out, it'll just be everyones theme song played at the same exact time. That being said, Mugen's theme song is not only fitting, but gets catchy. Nothing says "Fashionista" like a dinner jacket and receiver gloves. Great multi-person RP, everyone got their points in, and it was a solid start to the show. Lacy is not an articu...artic...good at talking. haha (see what I did there?) I'm siding with Lacy on this one, kidnappin's kidnappin. Black Paul Heyman reppin a workhorse doin his homework, dig it. Time for K&E goin at it. Espado got most of his theme music from every chain Mexican restaurant in America. The cut to music is nice tho. I think the springboard faceplant is one of my new most favorite moves. (just realized it's wicked late, and I have to work another 14 hour day tomorrow...only reviewing RP's right now). What is maximum speed on a treadmill? I always assumed maximum speed was like 3.6mph...that's probably just from personal experience though. Ohhhh, Drago and Leon gym buddies?! Let's see...That's a nice way to tell someone you're going to try to fight them. Leon....HEART? Interesting. Ohhhhh Matt Sheldon, what are you getting yourself into this week. OCW's own Dennis the Menace. Oh yous guys!! Can't bring up the Boondox KD!! Got me thinking of the show on Adult Swim now....annnnnnd I'm streaming it tonight. Thanks a lot. Hehe, I freed the boss, mugen's mad and Versus is still probably f'd up off the smiley face tranqulizer art Jay gave him. Poor Lacy, also...if you own a set of monogramed dinner plates, honestly, suck my white ass you cocky dingleberry. Friends...how many of us have them....friends...ones we can depend on.... Ugh, this god dam....look, I'm not learning spanish for this. I can't believe there's more of you. Are handcuffs manditory for the Queen's boutique, cuz I could enjoy watching that segment more often if that's the case. All things considered, the artwork on the face was symmetrical and colorful. Lacy, all you need to do is ask who number 2 works for...I've seen it before somewhere. Number 2 done fucked up listening to the part of his body that goes number 1 (been waiting to use that one). Wait...how are they going to get her on assault? I'm not a lawyer, but, I think she could have taken that one to Judge Judy and made a few grand at least. Matt just wanted you guys to stay regular...one half teaspoon for fast effective relief. Not...cool guys. Giggleberry...hahaha...how'd blackbeard go out? Was it scurvy? Probably scurvy. Poor Bonesy, just living the champ life and some chick's gotta make sure he doesn't die and shit...wack. Power diarrhea in the urinal...the splashback on that's gotta be rough. Big Al Poling saying "you right fam!" just....just ain't right fam. Ninjas with bells on their belly buttons..fantastic description. Tibby...you're a maniac. Did skim through the main event...wow.

Pugh has a way with words, and he certainly didn't mince them this time around. Nice to see you typing again my man. Flynn is not happy about his missing item...I hope it's a dildo, it's just funny to think of him losing it saying "WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN DILDO!?!?" Why is Tyler dancing like he's listening to Britney Spears, but his music sounds like something out of a Tim Burton movie? I guess Chuck wasn't f'n around...wow. And that soundtrack...made me realize what a lisp Adele has at times. Note to self, nobody ever comes to your locker room before a match to wish you good luck...maybe it's time I do. Even if it's not my match. Nice RP, looking forward to the match. God damn Burt Reynolds. I swear as I'm reading this Dupree RP, I'm picturing that scene from Pulp Fiction...you know that scene, where they bring the dude to the other dudes house and Terentino drops one of his millions of N bombs. And why is that dude the one white guy that is allowed to drop them? What's he done for race relations? Tyler got jacked by Scaggs and that dude looks like an accountant. I think it's almost time you stop throwing lavenders and start throwing haymakers. I think this RP needed some "how you doin'?" between the different types of coke. Nope...nope...nope...never use this garbage version of Ghostbusters again. Ever. The roll up should be in the finisher of the year category this year. Drago, so serious, still reading his RP's like I'm from another country tho. Baker and Flynn, wish I could have seen this Three Stooges sketch play out on video somehow Dad. Man...fluff everyone huh? That's almost like the first time I met MY brother in law, just less vampires and afros. Mugen fights a 'should be sleepin' Vs dressed like Cena. Just another day. Leon, you've been here too long to not expect to have a post match interview without catching a fist or two. Damn man. Damn Flynn...get up, gonna let him smack you two times and job? Poor lacy has to take all that torment, I feel so bad for her. Great vignette tho. Weigh ins are nice, and to start off with a Deez nuts joke is just timeless. Gonna have to catch that ex match when i'm not at work. Dimmy losing his shit in the locker room, nice to see ya girl tho...or is it?! dumn dum dummmmmmm Marked hard for the JDW/SDW (what I can only assume is) feud kickoff. I RULE THE MACHINES! Atta boy Jimmy, honk twice if ya got the upper hand! The main even was fan-tastic, wish the ending was different, but an end is an end, and that was an end. The follow up RP, and...for some reason, I'm picturing Mugen as the Riddler, when a plan goes awry...either way, good luck next week Drago. Awesome job everyone, I really, thoroughly enjoyed wasting my time at work reading/watching your work.

Not any more. Now it's Lacksadayshawl.

This made my work day better. Thank you.

Ohhh, I thought you meant something else. I'll just leave this here.... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+pirate

I'm surprised there's not a bit more discussion. I just got back from traveling but made notes on the show. I will post tomorrow. I will say, trigger words/Jay is gold.

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Hey Tre,

Ok wait, what in the blue hell is a paper legend? I need to hear this.