Joe Zhivago

How dare you? Nobody mops up the Prime Cut!

Seb was too busy no selling my finishers!

Wait, you think Joe should drown himself in a toilet? That's dark, b... dark.

Read that as, "Can I have Pyra". No you can not!

Yo, Bray! http://2happybirthday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/happy-belated-birthday-by-norris.jpg

Those fishermen started it and were far from innocent! Racism asisde, this was a good show! I like the Hatton brothers a lot - they are the true underdogs. Loki lulling us all into a false sense of security for the win lol. You can hold your breath for five minutes huh? Was a that a Monkey Island reference by any chance? Dennis, you better have some kind of ultimate form up your sleeve, because Turmoil will never hear the end of it if you lose! Seriously though, I have faith in you bro. Any faces left on Turmoil? Careful with that Necromonicon, Leon - please let the Kindred know if you need help unlocking it's full potential. ;-) Backstage brawl between Sophia and Bertha was nicely edited. Sophia, can't you just grow an extra pair of hands so you can fight Pyra? Haven't watched all the matches yet, my tablet is struggling with the downloads.

Does the audio extend past the end of the clip? If that's what you mean, you can trim the end of the track too, should be in the audio options, (trim music, I think it says). Left stick trims from the beginning and right stick trims from the end. Hope that helps! I'm sure you'll work it out anyway.

Chance the Rapper always cheers me up! For extra crispiness you should delete the share factory clip at the end. Nice little hype video though!

The honour is real! Marked out so hard to the Kindred promo video from a few shows ago. "Immortal fear, that voice so clear Through broken walls, that scream I heeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAR" Going to watch Lost Boys for some inspiration now. :D

Scooped potatoes? How very urban.

Opening segment was great and a strong way to begin the show. Try not to be so careless with your new championship, Dennis - they are expensive and Sir Henry Francis needs that part of the budget for his pyro! Really solid RP from everyone. Great to Wrex getting himself out there - your character comes across very well and I enjoyed your segment, look forward to seeing more of you. Cactus, fear not, the watering hole is great and it's awesome of you to take time to put others over. Not sure how much story I can put into my attire change, just wanted a change for the new season. (Did try to allude to it in my last promo room post.) :-) Nice surprise appearance from 5% Nation, big fan of these guys, and find them very entertaining Madison defeats Pyra, grrrr. Main event was a solid match. Nearly had a heart attack when Dennis actually landed the cous de grace (to the ringside, no less). Shame you didn't get the win Jackson, but you still looked strong in defeat. At least JackMo gets to ride his quad bike, whereas Dennis doesn't get to ride Madison. Ed's return was pretty scary - I fucking love all this supernatural shit. Hoping for some resident evil style, “Nemesis” moments where someone is cutting a promo backstage and Ed comes crashing through a wall to mess their shit up! Sorry if you didn't get a mention, I suck at writing these reviews and would really just be repeating what others have already said. Overall, really enjoyed the show and it was a good start to the new season! Onwards and upwards Turmoil!

Third you turds.

There is a short segment missing, with Joe arriving, oh well.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2mq9amo.jpgJoe had taken his bashed up old campervan off the road and into a thick secluded forest. He didn't even know where he was going and he'd been driving for months, ever since his crushing and humiliating defeat at the hands of Big Ed. Eventually, Joe managed to start a campfire and after tending to it for a little while, the flames began reaching up to caress the starry night's sky. Joe Zhivago stared pensively into the fire before taking his black leather jacket off. It was his only jacket; Joe never understood what everyone's problem with it was. He turned it round and read the words inked on the back: “Made in Scotland”. He shook his head, Madison was right, it was a little crusty and smelly. He held the jacket out towards the fire when he heard a familiar, deep voice. Familiar voice: Hey, you're not burning that - you'll regret it! Haven't you set enough fires recently? Joe winced, thinking back on when he destroyed his Uncle Johnny's club in a fire. What was he thinking? But Ed had pushed him over the edge - attacking Johnny with the help of his gang, leaving him in hospital. Familiar voice: Where the hell are you going anyway? Joe frowned, it was a good question, but he didn't have an answer, so he sighed instead. Familiar voice: How are you supposed to get revenge, out here in the middle of nowhere? Joe was still holding his jacket in front of him, his grip tightened. He wished he could make Big Ed suffer, make the Club suffer. Familiar voice: You just need to man the hell up, go back there and kick them in their stupid faces… And please buy some new gear - that singlet of yours is stinkin’, disgraceful, have some pride… Joe made a mocking face: Alright, Dad… Perhaps all the time alone had made him a little crazy or maybe he was talking to a ghost. It didn't matter, the ghost was right - although he hadn't noticed the stink… Joe carried his jacket back to the van, carefully folded it up and laid it down gently on the passenger seat. He made sure the fire was out before returning to his van and starting the engine - it wouldn't be long before he'd see the sky lit up by the lights of New York City - hopefully he had enough gas to get him there. Joe frowned.

When I finally take your belt, I'm going to freeze you in carbonite and keep you on display as a warning to all challengers.

*Audio recording from a recent wrestling podcast featuring Joe Zhivago* Interviewer: Joe Zhivago, thanks for joining me here on the podcast. Joe: It's my pleasure. I'm just sorry you couldn't get hold of some of the more exciting guys. The interviewer laughs awkwardly. Interviewer: Let's get straight into it then. You've been with OCW for a few months now, how do feel about the current state of the company? Joe: To be honest, I thought it was bad when I first joined, but now they're just letting any old bag man or guys dressed like clowns join. Apparently, in OCW, if you're not an alcoholic, a vampire, a giant asshole or narcissist, you're a nobody. Every day is a battle, trying not to drown in everyone's over-inflated ego. Interviewer: Wow, sounds like you're a little bitter there. Joe: I'm just calling it how I see it. I don't have much of gimmick - I'm not bad guy, wouldn't even say I'm a good guy... I'm literally just a guy from a tiny village in Scotland. Maybe I should watch some movies or something for inspiration - maybe Star Wars, that scene in the cantina springs to mind. Joe laughs to himself. Joe: Seriously though, coming to America has been a big eye opener. Everything here is bigger - the buildings, the cars, the personalities. Admittedly, I do find it overwhelming and a part of me longs for my simple life back again, but I'm in too deep now and I have scores to settle. Interviewer: Scores like Big Ed? Joe: That's right… I obviously underestimated how crazy he really is. I should have kept my nose out of his business, but I didn't and now my Uncle is in hospital. I need to put this right. Ed’s the one who deserves to be in hospital and I'm going to send him there. Interviewer: How is your Uncle doing? Joe: He's doing a lot better now, thank you for asking. He's a tough old bastard, it will take more than some crusty bikers to finish him off. Interviewer: Glad to hear it. Now I'm afraid we only have time for one last question - what goals do have and how do you hope to achieve them? Joe: I fully intend to make a name for myself at OCW, and of course, I'd love to win some Championship gold eventually. If I can achieve this while staying true to who I am, well, that's all I can ask for really...

Seb Abbott is Turmoil's unsung hero! I like the direction he's going now. The only authority figure I want to see more of is Brenda Starks. I find her oddly attractive...

I did download it, it's probably a problem with my system. I'll keep trying!

Damn can't watch the whole of Malu vs Jackson, video borks out at around 8mins. A shame because I was really looking forward to this match. The coconut destroyer looks more badass than I imagined. I really enjoyed Loki vs Colt. Colt looks very cool Loki and looked really strong during the match, maybe Dennis is right and he should get a sho-zZZzZZz... Trance vs Dennis was a good match with some cool spots, definitely wasn't expecting it to end like it did! Supreme Allah? Lol what the fuck? 5% Nation are cool - nice to see the tag division growing for sure. Hopefully Lil L and Corey can get in on this soon.

Just ask Bradley, he doesn't give a fuck.

If Sinister Scot vs Loki is played like a triple threat so Axton can be there, it will be a clusterfuck due to the games targeting.

Was nice to see Bray opening the show. Dirty police didn't even let him get his jacket.

First!