Pugh

Nah. He just didnt want to show off by telling everyone that our matches were the best.

Haters gonna hate. When exactly was the last time you RP'd Mr Spoon?

I'm glad I always look so fantastic, even when I'm ejecting copious amounts of sweat/spit into the front row. Dupree, rest assured this isn't over. OMG may have won the battle, but believe me when I say - you have no idea what kind of hell fire you've unleashed... See you on Riot

RIP Brown Leonheart. RIP Parker Stevens. RIP Justin's thirst. Legit for a moment, if I may be. Justin Raze. You are a loud, annoying, pain in the bum. But this... THIS... is proof that you're starting to turn the corner and "Get it". It's tough to have a bad match with Gibbs, granted, but this proved that you're capable of having an adequately quenched, issue free match. Well done, I don't offer praise often. Keep it up. Gibbs stole the show. Guess I have to come take that shiny Hardcore Title from him. Remember when we used to do bad shows? We don't really do that any more. Compact we may be, but we're consistantly entertaining in my view.

When Fausto talks, all I see is Mordin from Mass Effect. Scatter brained lunatic.

Riot was lovely this week. The triple threat was cool to play, and the other matches were as good as expected. Most everybody on point with RPs, and some intrigue being built as we roll into End Games. Solid 7/10. Thats as close to a review as I'll do, MAYBE WE'LL GET TO PAGE 4

If Jay can keep it up, his diary could become the coolest storyline of the summer

Finally at page 2 #spoileralert

Okay... lets get to page 2

ARNAUD IS INJURED AND MIGHT NEVER WRESTLE AGAIN? HOW AWFUL! Does this mean we never have to see him again, or will he still be chilling in the skybox/roof access shaft

Its not just this match, its a general theme. Opportunity brings out the worst in people it seems. For this match though- Raze ran too much and you chilled outside the ring way too much. You know we're in gagaland when KD is the cleanest player in a match by some distance (no offence meant KD). Other than that, most of the matches were cool. Plenty of ass kickings this past month or so - Jurassic Parker needs to be extinct and Matsuda showing that his blip with Jookie was just that. Fuck all y'all hoes.

OCW must be budgeting hard on those Announce tables. Lution, that shit went through every night - Damnation, hardly touched. Good work team!

You see what people are all about when you dangle a carrot in front of them... and, speaking from an ethics standpoint, quite a few people would trample their own grandmother to get that carrot. Kinda a shame - but it is what it is.

To quote Mr McGee... lot of thirsty boys running around Damnation tonight. Tobin BEAT THE PISS out of everyone in that match son

Yo where's this finale? We WAITIN

Denied.

Even less people coming out to songs sung by women... SEXIST RACIST PIGS

You sound thirsty busta ho... Are you thirsty? If I can be serious for a minute, now we've hit that summer lull stuff could die down, but for now it's alright. Ass kickings a plenty this week

I said way back in January that a dude who came to kill me would take my title. Gibbs didnt just bring his a game he brought his super Saiyan game. Dude is unplayable when he's like that. I just had to hold on and hope he didn't do me in under 7 minutes. First 1on1 riot loss since last August too. Gibbs fought smart and beat me fair and square. That's why he's the man.

DISCUSS RIOT YOU CUNTS. Apologies for my harsh language

It was a mauling, which is a shame, because it could have been so much better. Your fucking nerves make you an asshole. "Ohh i can only use my hands for 15 minutes a day so I'm gonna fuck you up in 6 so I can use the other 9 to smoke cigars and flip the bird at children". Cunt.

Page 2 REVIEW? Dupree/Sean works real well here because they're both dudes who understand their characters - every nuance, even if its just shouting BETTERNESS/BUFFNESS is important in how your character is perceived. Its what makes a good writer a great writer in OCW. Entertaining and irrelevant in equal doses - proof that you don't have to write about anything imparticular to have a decent RP. Raze, like I mentioned before - you seem to be rudderless at the moment. You're consistently getting stuff on shows, but you need direction. That comes in the shape of a feud, with anyone. So far on the show, Scofield, Trance, McGee have all felt the harsh words, but you're not actually involved with any of them in a real capacity. Please feud with Arnaud. It could be the making of you. It's a decent RP, but you tried too hard to get certain things in (Trance's ass kissing is clumsily involved) Spoon vs Sean is a good match, Sean looked like he was taking it a little too easy, but he rallied later and brought home the win. One thing that stuck out here is KD's "management". I think i'm right in saying that he's a face now, but he spent AGES yelling at the referee - keep your new leaf turned! Trance is now, to all intents and purposes, that dude who stands in the street yelling about how he wears tin foil on his head because the government are listening into his thoughts. The Anti-Christ thing is a little stale now for me personally, but Trance wasn't helped this week by the fact he's indirectly involved in the Fausto/Jay deal, and there was no content on that front. I hope this RP was meant to be tongue in cheek, because... the irony is too much :( END OF PAGE 2. Decent match, a few solid RPs.

When you become World Champion, staff will hand you the Black Rack, and the keys to OCW as reward. Until then... Sorry dude.

Page 2... here we go. KD and Mania need to communicate if this thing is gonna work. Padawan of Calm one minute, tearing Tobin's face off the next (For no real reason) Sean McGee has one #1 contender - Mugen. The rest of you raggedy ass mofos should get to steppin'. If you put half as much effort into a standard feud (maybe with each other?) as you do into trying to get Sean to notice you, you might give Sean a reason to want to work with you. Since you don't - you ain't. Still hate Arnaud. We get it, you have money. Ghede Creeps me out, So does Westerfield. Cool little opener. Already addressed KD's zen lasting all of 15 seconds Sean McGee is hot as fuck right now - seriously. Since he shed the dead/jew weight, he's been on a roll - if Cerberus' other two heads make a return, Sean better not retreat behind them, because he's better than that. Standard promo from Raze/Scofield doesn't really take us anywhere but it builds to "THE REMATCH". Both these dudes seem to lack direction sometimes, it'd be nice if they both had solid things tying them down (Suda could be good for Scofield) Thats Page 1 - I'm going to spread it out because Im nice like that