Pugh

Woah Woah Woah... Didn't you watch the show? Dupree might have ended our chances of getting match of the year

Fuck you Cody and Tobin. Tryna take my Match of the Year swag

People were complaining, not about anyone specifically, but about the Hit Point Ratios in general. Technically speaking, I was correct to go after your legs, since my strike damage is higher than my grap damage, and it was the weakest part of your body. Anyone who watches this match will see an even match where your stats made a difference. That's the black and white of it. Like I said on day one of the KOOCW, I was out there to have cool matches - I was pissed that you stooped as low as you did in order to WIN, but not entirely surprised. The "Before you can do it to me" excuse doesn't fly here, because I rarely win a match with my submission, and I had no intention of doing it to you, because I was out to prove that you could win this tournament with pinfalls - as Cody eventually went on to confirm.

We know that Duarability and Hit Point Ratio are directly linked, as they both deal with the damage you're able to take. Using this theory, you can literally work out the advantage Hit Points were giving. The Math: Using you as an example. Your durability for this match was 85. This means that at a 25% all over Hit Point Ratio, your stock Durability is 85 all over. If you increase your head and your body to 30%, this gives you a 5% advantage on top of your already high durability, which equates to 4.25 in "Points", which makes your head and body durability 89.25. This means that your legs and arms, one the 5% swing is taken into account, stands at 80.75. My Durability was 80, with a HPR of 25% everywhere, meaning that my highest durability was lower than your lowest. Simple logic dictates that I would have to successfully hit X (an unknown number dictated by your damage rating in Strikes and Grapples multiplied by how much damage each move does as standard, which I don't know off the cuff) more moves in order to damage you. In a game where its nearly impossible to hit a move without a reversal, this made Hit Point Ratio the single biggest problem we had with FPR. The issue wasn't looked into at the start of the year, but several people had been complaining, so we looked into it - turns out it was just as bad as a former world champion's alleged "Stacking" of certain stats. This could all be bullshit, but logic says otherwise.

I could have hit you with a small cruise missile and you'd still have won the match. Mathematics Jacob, Mathematics. The reason the points were defaulted

They're definitely faces. They're making the fans laugh at an in joke based around an untelevised dark match, and Sean McGee bullies fans and TV champs. Definitely faces. Also stat attack! David Jackson won future investment at lution 7 you goofs. Cody was in tna at the time, if I'm not mistaken

I don't know if this is perception or whatever, but this past few weeks a hand full of dudes have been phoning it in. Luckily, we've got 3 new guys and a reinvigorated Chris Moore picking up the slack. Good work on that score Moore. Raze, like Frost said, get an angle going - we need to see something from you!

The matches I recorded don't have entrances because my recorder is being an a-hole, so all the recordings were glitching out. Apologies to those affected

Justin Raze?

He's making a late dash for your Cyberbully award. Tobin is tapping up a "Cool as the otherside of the pillow" letter as we speak

...So you're releasing Riot in Chapters this week? ...right?

Easy enough to do. Even vets have been known to smell blood and go a bit crazy as regards match quallity. He'll be better next week, because he's Hollywood. he's the only guy keeping Ambition alive half the time

Ain't nobody got time for discussion.

I can't help but notice we have 2 glaring omissions from the RP side of Ambition this week :(

Apologies for Me vs Bedlam. Schedule clash meant we couldn't get it done. Hopefully it happens this week.

He does it better.

2012 feuding with Leon Parker called - he wants his trannie jokes back. So - you're #2 in the ring, you're #2 at OCW '08, you're #2 in the trannie jokes... guess that makes you a steaming pile of #2 huh?

It was kinda Wrestlemania. It'll come.

The Thousand Foot Krutch song worked better on you! You should have Smythe record a bespoke rap about you set to some 70s metal. That'd sell

Shocker, Emo likes Emo music. Kent, i demand you change back to the orchestral mix of "The Fire", because its the only song that you should ever use.

Page 2. GET GABE SELTZER ON THE PHONE

Since the original DA SON OF GOD is back, Cody needs a new nickname.

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If I may interject sir, I've defended against two lightweights, Yourself and Hostile. Rookies... first one will be Raze this week. This ain't a low card title until it returns to the "low card".

And what a damn I'm worth.