El Parca

Yoinks!

Pugh, I don't think you should really hold all of your child support money in your fanny pack brother. Especially if you're gonna hit the security guard with it.. By the way are we just gonna let this man get away with assault and battery? Psh how ridiculous someone needs to call an attorney damn it! My boy Samsin needs some help people.. Maybe a surfer guy? By the name of Johnny.. Tsunami? I think so. Someone get Samsin on the phone and make him call the dude! IS NO ONE GONNA NOTICE HOW MY EYE WAS MESSED UP?! COME ON! Damn it everybody my eye was hurt and I was at an unfair advantage.. Very ungentlemen like of Mr. Wes Pepperton.. Why does Jim Black remind me of the early Michael Cole? Just constantly finds a big dude asks him questions then right before he is supposed to get like destroyed the big guy is like "Eh nah." H2O can you share that Snickers bar? And by the way the cafeteria has bad Latin food don't even bother Jay refuses to hire actual people who wanna cook so we have to deal with Dennis Black and his makeshift recipes. STACY CLARK AND THE CLAP AT MADISON COX OF THE YEAR YO! OH MY GOD I DAMN NEAR CHOKED HAHA THAT WAS SOLID GOLD. But man did it go from comedic gold to then just such an intense shoot like Dennis go get em tiger lets hope good ole man Pugh doesn't make you eat your words. I mean I sure hope he doesn't #Underdoug! H2O v Ligermask was a good match, just some video things that next time hopefully you won't miss out like the ending and cutting it and stuff but other than that H2O I hope your leg and chest are good cause that chair did not look like it felt good. Jeez poor Xander guy doesn't deserve an eye injury already. OCW needs to hire competent referees and make sure their future isn't already getting damaged! WHERE DID HE GET A ROBOT? Can I get a robot? Please? Anyone? Fine.. Either way that remark towards Smythe wasn't the nicest Drago you need to go to time out man. It really just went dark, Mugen, not only a champion but a scientist? Like this man isn't going for just conquering OCW it looks like he wants to conquer the world. But man the word play and actions that was phenomenal very good work dude. TKF their music still garbage, their chemistry though? Man their chemistry is beyond good. KD and Jack just weren't there tonight and by the way ONLY 6 SUPERKICKS? I want my money back! But hey overall good match. Hey remember that remark where I said Samsin needed to call Tsunami? Well clearly he did it without needing my advice good job Samsin. Still going for #SamsinFaceTurn2k16 can we please see this man Tsunami in action and them tag together soon? I wonder how much those wigs were? Poor Dupree hopefully on his quest to find an acceptable hair piece something will pop up because clearly World Wig Enterprises did not have anything the man needed.. Psh stupid heathens. Jim Black cutting promos? Jim go home you're drunk mate and security how dare you let those women almost give away a good match on free television! Damn that guy Xander sure can cut a promo right? Pugh v Bill Ding was a very entertaining match that I didn't expect to be to be honest. Seeing ole man Pugh get stomped around gives me much joy. Very happy for big man Bill Ding keep doing yo thang man. Also Pugh, don't choke this sunday partner. Wes Pepperton can we please see your proof behind being a 6th generation wrestler? If not then blasphemy! But still you aren't an American scoundrel or Canadian bag boy so for that I respect you just a bit more. Whoa seeing how Madison just straight up call Pugh out was deep.. But I mean Pugh she is right you aren't a rookie my man you're a seasoned vet and getting distracted by music? You're better dude.. But once again don't choke on sunday old man. Kassidy Hayes making a well placed challenge to Dupree and adding some sweet spice to it with a ladder? Damn I cannot wait to see how that plays out. Part of me thinks the Purge is going to be involved and also I feel like Kassidy will wanna do it on his own. But what will happen if Dupree doesn't win and does not get his glorious hair back? Awe man I can't wait for Sunday. Very back and forth main event nice match Drago & Smythe. Really enjoyed the match fellas, very overall good Riot seemed to go by a lot quicker this week maybe because it is the go home Riot before a PPV but it definitely pieced together very smoothly and just played out great. Can't wait to see how the go home Turmoil is and especially how the PPV goes down great work everyone! :)

Well scoob looks like we have a case here!

Tsunami reaching for the good out of Samsin can it be done? #SamsinFaceTurn2k16

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Well I'll be damned that part with Dennis wow.. Went from 0-100 back to 0 to 3000 good work on that part. Also why can't I be invited to these card games? The whole segment was amazing that was such an awesome way to kick off the show. Definitely got a kick out of that excellent work to everybody who put work into that. Wrex v Vincent Winters, very nice opening match. Really cool to see how it played out with all the fighting outside of the ring, and using their heel play styles by taking out the ref and doing what needed to be done to win the match overall very nice match. Vincent Winters also reminds me of a more sadistic brood/wyatt cult leader so his character alone makes me kind of uneasy on how he can unfold in upcoming weeks especially with that big brute behind him. Wrex definitely nice seeing a fellow rookie take on a not so easy opponent give the man credit he definitely held his own in that match and can't wait to see his growth over this coming season as well. The Loki and segment now that is a very nice segment. Going from comedic- to serious- to parent like when Trance sits down just sighing at Loki- to holy sh*t when Trance gets jumped is wow. I really liked how everything played out it went very smoothly and flowed with each other. Definitely good work to all parties who contributed to that and also Loki, pay attention to Trance once in awhile damn it your cotton candy can wait! Or at least turn the music down! Mr. Regan.. SOMEONE GET THIS MAN TO REHAB. But the conversation between him and Mr. Takahari was very funny I loved how Regan just kept back going to the ratings and how they we're beating Riot; while Takahari also wanted him to show professionalism and decency. Oh and that Monday Night Football line? Was the best part of the whole thing. Seb & Barry segment.. Didn't really understand it at all. If someone wants to perhaps fill me in that would be lovely or maybe I am just dumb and missed something ever so clear. But Seb man.. Went from organizing a bottle of whiskey to a car getting vandalized damn. Plus the extra touch with the kids was kinda dark and creeped me out but I mean I suppose that is the point.. right? Kass don't kick dogs man.. Just superkick them if anything. Get out of the boat already.. It is just like five feet deep I think you will be fine I promise. Also #StopAnimalCrueltyOnTurmoil Those fishermen really didn't stand a chance did they? I mean props to the chubby one for at least attempting something to try and stop Joe but yea no it wasn't happening.. Also I feel bad for whoever has to pay for the insurance deductible to repair Madison's limo you can already tell she is not going to be a happy camper when someone tells her that her precious limo is ruined. I called it didn't I? Definitely wasn't happy about the whole limo thing. And did anyone notice how she was barely clothed and this fishermen just ran in like wouldn't she be kinda freaked out? Anyways.. hopefully Jack can make amends and find out the culprit who did such a crime.. Maybe he will be the one who pays the insurance deductible? Jesus man. To think Wrex put on a great showing against Vincent Winters and just after the match gets absolutely dominated for no reason, someone needs to put a stop to Vincent and his folktale posse before they seriously hurt somebody. Someone send a card to Wrex for me when he's in the hospital and make sure the Prince of Wrestling commends him for his valiant efforts. The Hattons section was also another segment I would appreciate being more filled in on. Or if I clearly just missed something in the obvious just tell me and I'll go reread it in past weeks Turmoil but they do seem a tad concerned and maybe they should be? Jack E Quinn v Dustin White was a very sound match. Overall really good I enjoyed the hell out of it. I did notice one thing on how one second Jack couldn't reverse but then he taunted and it was gone. Is that a glitch or is that a legit thing to make it go away? But very technically sound as well, loved the constant arm and leg moves, the chain wrestling and the spots they had were also damn good as well. Excellent match guys keep up the great work. Wow! The tension between Regan, Kass, and Leon is crazy! Very well put segment, loved how Kass just got out of a very bad predicament and also loved how Regan stepped up against Leon especially with Big Ed right there in the room with him. Was really impressed with the back and forth all parties did and can't wait to see how the main event plays out. Excellent job fellas. Jeez, the promo cut by #Austin was very good. The deep insults to the crowd and just remarking about every stable and how each shirt had a different resemblance to the the crowd really was a harsh bullet to bite for the fans in attendance. Definitely would like to see how #Influence plays out and differs between the other groups in OCW. Malu v Loki wow what a match! Really loved the completely different personas going on here. You have a tank and beast Malu going up against a more funny comedic looking Loki. Mind you they both held their own in this match and their looks don't undercredit their wrestling skills at all that was a high point that I laughed at during the duration of this match. I enjoyed the high flying moves from Loki and how Malu performed more brutish let me slam you all over the place moves. That damn ref getting in the way again! Very good match in my opinion there was a little bit of everything except some tables being smashed we need more tables being smashed people!!!! But nonetheless amazing match boys! SHAM! Oh my god how wonderful was that. The Diamond interview was gold lol. I completely enjoyed it and now I cannot stop saying SHAM! God damn it Diamond but good work either way very much enjoyed it. Jack you sarcastic bastard haha. That confrontation with the 5% Nation was very hmm how would I put it? Hilariously bold, Jack just not giving a shit and still trying to pull off a one liner as these two guys just want to break him is what really sold this confrontation. Hopefully the Gentlemen himself didn't get mucked up too much and can continue to party. WOW! That attack backstage was brutal! MY god I wonder if Sophia is gonna be okay after that. Jeez taking a television to the back definitely isn't something the Prince of Wrestling would want to take (had to do it again oops) my goodness my wishes on a speedy recovery for her though. B-17 I think you should retire trying to be a hero. It doesn't look to be doing good and we don't have bail money man. Kass v Leon.. What a main event man god damn! That ending was absolutely crazy! Excellent match guys I can't even express how enjoyable of a match that was. 5/5 stars match of the night easily. Really can't wait now to tune into Turmoil and see how this will play out excellent Turmoil. Great matches, great roleplays, overall excellent performance everybody great job! :)

I'm gonna have my first go at this show discussion thing. 1) I can't wait to see how these storylines unfold especially how Mr. Black wants to be a pesky person and snoop around. 2) I really do enjoy the Glory v Vengeance storyline as stated by Dupree me not seeing how it all happened but watching it unfold and seeing how much effort everyone is putting to make this storyline really something special just hits a special spot in me. 3) TKF wouldn't mind their atrocious theme song if the audio levels weren't so loud that I'd want to slam my face in a wall of bricks. But their cocky manner alongside their nonstop superkick antics are definitely very funny and they seem like they will be a force to be reckoned with. 4) Samsin v Nathan was a very underdog type match, even though Samsin still went at him with some simple mistakes I loved how he didn't stop. Samsin also btw even though it is in fact beating a dead horse with a stick #FaceTurn #SamsinFaceTurn2k16 #MakeSamsinFace 5) Whoever this Prince guy is I love him. Very brash and clean cut. (I had to do it) 6) The hardcore title match was definitely my favorite match due to me being an ECW fanboy and just loving the hecticness especially seeing how it unfolded in OCW's ruleset although I wish blood was allowed online the spots and stuff were still awesome. Definitely match of the night in my eyes. 7) The Mugen part was also a very funny RP that made me laugh quite a decent amount can't wait to see how that unfolds as well. 8) The main event I feel lost it was a good match don't get me wrong, but I feel as I will have to go do some more reading and stuff on past Riots to understand the full concept of the whole stable war thing going on but to me I enjoyed it. Now clearly this is my first review and I was limited on time I'll probably throw another one together but as whole I really liked the show and can't wait for more weeks to come. #SamsinFaceTurn2k16

Go away you heathen

Just remember kids, early bird does not get the worm.

B-17 there honestly is no irony at all. The fact of the matter is that in the RP I stated I deserved a title shot due to all the qualities I listed. It's not like I said Hey I'm a new guy I want a title shot please. No it was just a more standard way of drawing heat towards me lmao.

WRESTLER NAME: Prince Xander HOMETOWN: Shropshire, England HEIGHT: 5'11 WEIGHT: 189 lbs THEME SONG: Downstrait: Kingdom SIGNATURE MOVES(S): Royalty Strikes (Torture Rack Bomb) & Peasant Stomp (Tree of Woe Boot Stomp 2) FINISHERS: Royal Decree (Coup de Grace) Biography: Starting his wrestling career at a very young career. Prince Xander first began training at STC (Silvera Training Camp) at the age of 14 years old. Throughout his course of training Xander struggled dealing with finding himself as he could not conform to the training methods his trainer at the time Shannon Silvera wanted him to do. So after a year of training at STC, Xander left and traveled a distance to London where he then found his home and the place where he trains to this very day. After arriving into London, Xander was on a mission to find a suitable place to go and train. After hours of ponderously looking around London and just observing everything since he had mainly been in a not so heavily populated area he was ecstatic to come across Royal Manor Training School. After noticing the building his curiosity peaked and Xander strolled into the building. After finding out that the school had trained many famous wrestlers that Xander had looked up to he quickly signed up. After taking guidance and mainly the now prodigy of head trainer Simon McGilligan, Xander started to find himself and realize this was his home. Quickly moving up through the ranks McGilligan noticed that Xander had this cocky resentful outlook to authority and authoritative figures so that is when McGilligan told Xander that he would be destined for great things if he followed that samee attitude but also for his wrestling gimmick. After a few months of training at the school Xander made his first ever wrestling appearance in a small show that was hosted by the school and this would lead to Xander's every lasting love for the company. After falling in his first ever match the newbie realized he had a lot to work on but would never give up and as time were to progress Xander became the top dog in the school and everyone wanted to be on his good side. This is where the true cocky snobby side of Xander came out because he felt entitled to everything even though just a few years ago he was humble and wanted to do everything the proper way. But now that Xander had tasted true success he was not going to lose that taste and was a very stubborn hard headed young man to work with at times. Sometimes so difficult that even McGilligan himself couldn't reason with him and Xander would be ultimately released for a short time from the school where he wandered the indie scene and made an impact for himself there. Developing mic skills that were nonexistent and a very wide array of moves into his arsenal Xander could perform like any type of competitor. Being the flashy cocky person he is Xander took a liking to high risk maneuvers and moves that showed off great skill while to Xander were rather easy for him to perform. Even though he is able to perform the good ole fashion way he wants to show off and wants the fans to bask in his gracefulness. Finally, after sometime Xander received a call from McGilligan who had kept his eye very close on Xander and said he could come back to the school and once again perform and train alongside those he had known for many years. As Xander reached the age of 20 and realizing that he had been already been training and wrestling collectively for 6 years he wanted to take his skills and assets to the big screen. After traveling away from home and moving now to the United States Xander was prepared to make his mark on the indie scene in the States. After struggling to find a suitable opponent or organization to make Xander feel tested he stumbled across a promotion called AWU or Aggressive Wrestling Underground. Here Xander found out he had what it takes to become one of the greats in the wrestling business. Still with some faults and chips in his armor that he can work on Xander once again quickly rose through the ranks but then one day Xander just stopped showing to AWU. News had later struck and it came out that Prince Xander had signed a deal and was going to New York and was going to wrestle in OCW. With many questioning why Xander had did this he answered the question in one simple sentence, stating "This is where my destiny will unfold." After Xander made his move across the country to New York and his fans from home and his newly acquired ones in the States are curious to what the Prince of wrestling is going to do during his stay in OCW.