Riot 6-15-2011

[Useless Dane Xavier]

How are we not on page 2 yet? You fuckers, I leave for half a day and come back to nothing, I'm slightly (extremely) (not actually all that) disappointed!

We're not on page 2?

[Jacob Trance]

We are now kiddies.

 

I'm speaking for myself, and probably Dupree. Our match was a shadow of what it should have been due to horrendous lag. I hope one day Dupree and I get to compete without lag, as it would be a much fairer representation of our ability to perform.

[Cody Storm]

Lucas Scott Dimsmore

Ok, I love the opening segment xD. Although I’ll probably just try and spite you next week and use seriously at least four times in one sentence. What I thought was hilarious is that it added to your insane look that you were wearing a nice suit over your wrestling outfit…. xD

 

 

Illuminati

They killed another of their own… Interesting, I can’t help but feel that possibly this stemmed from the World title Cage match. Leave it to Matsuda to be impressed by a man kicking his ass.

 

 

D-jack

D-jack’s back and in black (well orange, but we all know orange doesn’t rhyme with a damn thing) YAY!

 

 

Dupree and Marie:

Dupree is being Santino, that’s scary. But it does look good, and Marie looks like an old lady that could kick someones ass. I’m seeing the future now…. Marie Dupree vs Mayhem, World heavyweight championship on the line.

 

 

 

And don’t worry Dupree, whatever members of lotus we don’t kill, it seems they’ll kill for us. But at this rate you’ll have it all done in a couple of months…. Oh good god fuck. This guy is “He” (look at KD screwing everything up with a party invite, tsk tsk). Well, this could be interesting. He certainly looks buffer, and the tats look nice. Dupree should get some gold, that’d be nice. And Scaggs chimes in with and I’m so glad his aunt is safe xD. The heels have the upper hand in their shrouded plans and Scaggs is like the glass is half full guy. What a douche, I hate those guys.

 

 

Chris Ryder promo

That’s right, we use final fantasy loading screens (I think that’s what it was)! I’m no bomb! Ok, that shining wizard into techno color looked nice, I can’t lie. Alright, lets hear what he has to say. That’s all we need, More Ryder TV…. Fuck. And there’s the Shamalon plot twist. You do make me love Al xD. Assholes, it’s your final night and they cut your mic, you should smack them upside the face. But it was a great promo and I’ll miss you Ryder. I’m sad your disc had to break before we got everything rolling, I wanted another shot to actually win this time :/.

 

 

 

Tiberius and his Aunt part 2

I can’t believe she expects you to be focused. I know I wouldn’t be, and I’m with you in the idea that you’d be able to focus better if she were at home and not in harms way. Stubborn old lady. I’m like Jesus, I save the little people (even though Trance is far from little ;) ) looking forward to this match.

 

 

Tiberius Dupree vs Jacob Trance:

I love RED, I can’t lie. Hey… I’m in the ring. See for some reason my CAW does not like resting on the ring apron, he resists. So I just realized, this is the first match of the night, we’re on page 3 and this is the first match, that’s astounding xD. So far so good from these two. Dupree opened it up with a hurricanrana Trance with a nice SOS. REF! He just hit Trance in the crotch, fix that…. Or just let it go, fuck it dong your job is over rated (that’s why I’m standing at ringside instead of wrestling). I think that Kingston monkey flip looks great on you Dupree. You bust his balls, Trances busts your ass, I think it’s fair haven’t seen the atomic drop in some time. The four punch combo, goody, my favorite. But he gets caught in a sleeper for taunting! BAM! Bad idea Dupree, you don’t Senton Trance, he has a crazy senton of his own. The leg trip into the camel clutch looks like something Dupree would d….uplicity! Yow, the saito suplex looks narly. Cody Storm comes out for this match in yellow and wrestles his own in Red, I can’t be caught wearing the same thing twice in one night, it just can’t be done. “My boosey ways a ton” the hell does that mean? I actually don’t think I want to know, so nevermind. YES! Trances hip toss into a weak kick that can’t even knock you down! But the whatchmacallit mic-check like sig looks good. He’s going for the frog splas….elbow drop! Dupree making a comeback, I wonder if he can keep it going a put Trance away. I’m liking your chest tat more everytime I see it Dupree. Cody Storm stands tall in the ring as you all wrestle on the outside! And he stands in the way of Trance whipping Dupree back in, NICE! Dupree turned around into a bulldog, that looked pretty cool. Good match boys.

 

 

K.Dangelo segment

At this rate, insulting every wrestler on the roster, you’re going to get jumped KD. I too like Chinese food!

 

 

Mayhem segment

So you’re the emperor now? Nah Dude! But I am interested to see what you do with LOTUS, and just as interested to see this main event.

 

 

 

Matsuda segment

Look at this guy. Had a great thing going, and now the little man with the midget complex is trying to prove he can hang. Aren’t you still on Ambition, why don’t you pack up and head on back, we don’t want your kind here >:o. No, it was a nice job xD.

 

 

Dane $ Xavier segment

So…. SOOOO glad you got blindsided! Concussions BLOW! I’m fairly certain that we could have Riot without you douchefag! Wait… What?! Mayhem wanted so badly to join a group that he doesn’t really NEED backing him that he gave you a world title shot at the second biggest ppv of the year. That sounds wrong, but we’ll keep going anyway.

 

 

 

Main Event

The main event isn’t loading very nicely and that makes me sad because I’m starving and I have to pack but I refuse to stop at the very last part of the show! Mayhem switched to wearing the belt around his waist. Interesting. Damn, KD’s not shrimp so that was a hell of a scoop… toss I guess, scoop toss. The sig already? If it ends that quick I’ll be sad (Yes, I know I can see that obviously there’s more time on the video, I just want to believe that it can end at any time). What a big side walk slam on the Tyrant. And the German, it’s funny watching two big guys fight each other because their movesets totally weren’t made for this match up. KD should be dead now. He hit every turnbuckle on the way down from that electric chair, hit the metal too I’m sure. The FLAPJACK! Dah fuck, the match just went back to the beginning, this is horse shit! Ok, seriously it’s not loading so I’ll come back to it another day I guess. I have to go get ready to leave. Ok, I’m back, and you won off of a punch? I mean it’s your sig so it’s a great move, but a sig? You have a finisher and you’re just like Fuck it! One thing I will give you, at least we all know what to expect if we play you Mayhem. It was fun to watch two big guys fight each other though.

[Brandon Hostile]

A Hostile Point Of View

 

Page 1

 

LSD getting people banned from saying "S******y" is funny as hell. Even though I'm sure its not legally possible to copyright a common english word as the such its still pushing his angle in a good direction.

 

That ish with Illuminati sounds creepy as hell.. If theres more of this tonight then something pretty messed up is going down.

 

I'm confused by D-Jacks Rp.. Is he still pulling the pirate gig? Getting arrested is tough shit too! I feel like it could been played off a lot better and more piraty if thats D-Jacks gimmick still.

 

Page 2

 

Dupree is mobbing out with his Aunt Marie. Stoked on her coming back and everything even kicking Hanna's ass. Aunt and Nephew winking at each other is creepy. Aunt Maries revenge seems a little off for some reason. I definitely feel like some one would call someone if they got kidnapped.

 

Guchi's character looks alright. The face could be a tad bit different but the morphing on the caw seems pretty good. Looks like he can snap some necks. Dupree's first response to Yamaguchi seems a little out of body and not really him. Marie's line is a little cheesy to. Her second is better. Good RP in all. Hanna vs Marie at Summercide? Possible.

 

Ryders Rp is damn good. But all I heard him say was:

 

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t222/Celtic_Maiden/gifs/harrypotter-snapemybodyisready.gif

 

Big Al and Charles both say "the word"

 

Page 3

 

The Dupree/Trance Rp seems pretty mutual and friendly. I'm surprised to see something like this from Trance before a match.

 

THE FIRE VS THE FAT: SLOW ROASTED AND MEDIUM RARE

 

This match I'm sure will not disappoint. While I see Trance coming out with the win because I know Dupree's asshole tightens up tighter than an air sealed safe locked down by the fbi. You better beat fatty Dupree. The Ex always stands taller than any fat ass heavyweight.

 

So far the match seems pretty good a little slow. I know Dupree was spouting off his move names all through it. About half way through the match even with Dupree in control I still see Trance coming back and taking over for the win. I hope I'm wrong. Not that Trance is bad, but ex div. Wow dupree….

 

Overall: ***** 3/5

 

KD's role-play is alright. He practically goes down the list of mid card heels and once face talking shit. You ever heard son, if you keep knocking on the devils door, someday someones gonna answer you? haha

 

Page 4

 

Yeah victorious! ha… ha.. For some reason I don't see Mayhems character even caring about the belt.. I don't know why but I see him more as a pure destruction type guy that cares about nothing. Even the belt sorta feel's a bit like a toy with Mayhem next to it.

 

CODY STORM VS LSD: THE DRUGGGS

 

I'm not expecting too much of this match. I'm sure Cody and LSD will put up a decent fight. Good for midcard but nothing to get your blood pumping. I got my bets on Storm coming out on top in this one as because it seems like this match is really quick and all I've seen is Storm on top so far. Possibilities of an upset for LSD seems slim. Congrats on the win Storm

 

Overall: ***** 3/5

 

Matsuda signaling the end of Lotus is interesting. I wish it wouldn't though. It was really just getting good.

 

Page 5

 

Dane kicks off with a semi-long rp and its pretty good. He speaks upon End Games and stuff really well.

 

KD VS MAYHEM: CHEESE FRIES

 

Ahh this match should be pretty interesting. KD has been talking lot and the mayhem is pretty over it. So after its all dropped and laid down on the line who will come out on top? My bets on Mayhem. But if KD can lock in the black rack we may have an upset.

 

Match turned out to be really good. Happy with the ending and it was really competitive all the way through

 

Overall: ***** 4/5

 

Good riot. Not tons of content but its a Riot haha

[Mayhem]

To K.Dangelo's credit he is no slouch and I know once and if he where to hit a sig it would be over with the black rack.

 

Oh Cody when your playing a high caliber player you need to know when you can win of a nice pretty finisher and when to cut the shit to gain the win over a hefty opponent.

 

So if that's your mentality then your just not going to be a champion any time soon or yet alone hold the belt for long at all.

[Trevor McManus]

The finish to Mayhem vs KD was fine in my eyes since KD's black rack is an instant win.