Riot 7-13-2011

[Thanatos]

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TOO BAD, YOU DIDN'T...YOU KNOW...SUBMIT THAT EVIDENCE BEFORE THE TRIAL, AS PER STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE?

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BUT IT'S OKAY. HEY, FEARO...WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A NEAT TRICK?

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LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF PAPER. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? LOOK AT YOUR HAND. NOW BACK AT ME. THE EVIDENCE IS NOW MINE.

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JUDGE, MAY I PLEASE CALL MY FIRST WITNESS NOW?

fearo knows jack shit about standard operating procedure

[Robert Fearo]

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[Aries]

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That was an amazing magic trick Prosecutor! You'll have to teach me that someday!

 

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Now, if you will Prosecutor. Call your first witness.

[Thanatos]

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THE PROSECUTION CALLS ONE "DEVIL MATSUDA" TO THE STAND.

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STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION FOR THE COURT, PLEASE.

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私は世界を破壊する神である MATSUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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I SEE. PLEASE DESCRIBE TO THE COURT, IN GRAPHIC DETAIL, YOUR ACCOUNT OF THE DEFENDANT'S ALLEDGED SHOW SKIPPING.

 

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それ気持が良い日は、ではないそれあるか。 私は暖かい毛布である。 祖母は砂で膝が水牛につきまとう間、遊ぶ。

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これは暴動の概観を高める。

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ジークフリートは止められない反対者に対して行った。 勝つ! 完全!

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MATSUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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WOW...HE...HE TOUCHED YOU THERE, DID HE?...WOW. WELL, I THINK THAT SUMS THAT UP PRETTY WELL...THE PROSECUTION RESTS...WOW, JUST...

[Aries]

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That's the first time in my long life span that I've ever heard someone speak Norwegian in my courtroom. It was just...beautiful.

 

 

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愚かなジャッジ。それは日本人だ！

 

 

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Ahh, the language of the infidels. It's music to my ears. Well...Defense, would you like to Cross Examine the witness?

[Robert Fearo]

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(How in gods name am I supposed to cross-examine a witness who doesn't speak a word of English?)

 

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(Wait a minute, that's it!)

 

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(Maybe, just maybe this will work.)

 

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"Your honour ..."

 

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(Come on Fearo, focus.)

 

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(Focus.)

 

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(FOCUS!)

 

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"The defence rests."

(Nailed it!)

 

[Thanatos]

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[Aries]

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ような馬を掛けてください。....is that how you say it?

 

 

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私はあなたの頭の中には、グッチの靴に小便のホット グリースを沸騰大釜で汲みに行くよ ！

 

 

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Look at me ma! I'm speaking Croatian!

 

 

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雌の息子!

 

 

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Alright, well, judging from...judging! Get it! I'm a Judge!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CRICKETS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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AHEM! Anyway, from Mr. Fearo's Cross-Examination of the witness, it seems that Mr. Matsuda is as irrelevant as Tuesday nights at the Senior Home. Please remove this Russian from my courtroom! Prosecution...your next witness please?

[Thanatos]

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I HAVE TO BE HONEST. THE ONLY REASON I CALLED THAT TIBETAN WAS BECAUSE I SAW HIM ELBOW DROP SOMEONE OFF A BUILDING.

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THE PROSECUTION CALLS ONE "KARIM THE GREAT ONE" TO THE STAND.

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STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION FOR THE COURT, PLEASE.

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You are speaking to the Greatest, the One-est...Karim! And my occupation...well, I make my living getting down with bitches!

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YOU ARE PROBABLY THE GAYEST THING I'VE SEEN THIS SIDE OF A FAGGOT PRIDE PARADE. JUST GIVE YOUR STATEMENT BEFORE I PASS OUT FROM THE SMELL OF SPERM FERMENTING IN YOUR ASS.

 

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Yeah, I saw Dimsmore that night.

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We went to the same club that night to score some bitches.

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I only saw him once while I was there, so I don't know if he scored or not.

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So anyway...where the white women at?

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A RIVETING TALE, TO BE SURE. JUST ALLOW MR. FEARO OVER THERE TO CROSS EXAMINE YOUR BANNANA HAMMOCK AND YOU'LL BE BACK ON THE STREET TURNING TRICKS IN NO TIME. THE DEFENSE RESTS.

[Aries]

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What the hell is that smell? It smells like...women's perfume and formaldehyde!

 

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What are you trying to say?!

 

 

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Where the hell do you find these people, Prosecution? Bah! Defense? You may Cross-Examine the witness now.