Riot 7-20-2011

[Useless Dane Xavier]

And Dane I only marked you out for the Austin Aries Sig....

Then you should mark out every time I post.

 

Because Austin Aries is indeed... The greatest man that ever lived.

[Tiberius Dupree]

I used to do a long ass review, but i'm not typing all that shit up anymore, just going to give the highlights on who & what stood out to me the most, in no particular order.

 

Haz and Hostile loved the little rp before the match, a little too buddy buddy but it was a nice way to start the match. Don't like Haz with his two finishers as groggy grapples, the Styles Clash and Edgecution. Loved the Falcon Kick from half way across the ring. Ex matches are always entertaining.

 

Parker loved the leather and hat. Not too fond of the HHH entrance on anyone but HHH, its just so overused. You do look bad ass tho. And the rp was good aswell, told us why u left, and why you came back. And managed to ridicule Trips aswell. Superb. Glad you returned, lately people have just been leaving.

 

LSD and Berg i miss your old theme, not quite sold on the new look yet, may have to grow on me. Glad you returned also, this place gets pretty boring without the hoes. And you picked up the W in your return match. LSD, seriously again?

 

DJack can't wait to see what this new attire is. Got a little jumbled up while reading your rp. But once I got on track it was an enjoyable read, your segments with Jim Black are always entertaining.

 

Trance your hype vid was awesome, the guy talking reminds me of Barry Scott from TNA for some reason. But you definitely out did Code Storm's hype vid from last week. and I mark for flying Fat Trance.

 

Dane $ your the most annoyingly entertaining caw in OCW right now. Your recent segments with Jay have been off the charts. your rp and your countout against Trips just made me love to hate you even more. And the ass whopping you got at the end of the show was much deserved lol. don't need to tell u to keep it up, because you already know.

 

Sensation you stole the show with your rp, and then the tourney announcement, and then the brawl. From your first line to your last you had me fully entertained. If your speech prior to the brawl didn't instill passion into OCW I don't know what will. I definitely LOL'd a couple times during my read. Suda and Parker with the singapores was classic. Parker was right, this is why you should be on every show.

 

Everyone great job, one of the best Riot's to date, hopefully this isn't just a one week thing. Can't wait for the clash, shit can't wait for the next Riot either. Let's keep the discussion flowing.

 

THE FIRE!

[Iceberg LeTuce]

I think THE GIRLS will have to return.

[Trevor McManus]

Lose the title to Leon?

 

Really?

 

Are you shtting me?

[Brandon Hostile]

Riot was pretty dam good this week.

 

Dupree has awesome theme music..it SHOULDN'T work as an intro theme..but it does..it's so chilled out yet it works...and the start to Dimsmore's theme music is freaky as shit.

 

Why does Brandon Hostile have cool attire but copper hair and a horrible,horrible finisher?..weakest looking finisher ever.

You look like when a black person tries to bleach their hair blonde, and it goes that funky copper pipe colour.

Team that with Trevor's green hair and you could for the 'bitches with bad dye jobs' tag team. :)

Hazard has Hostile's sig as a normal move..lol

 

 

I love my finisher. So eat a dick! You try taking a kick to the face like that. as for my hair, my original caw wouldnt upload to the servers because I had to change the stats. The hair is normally a different colour. Less, blond tone and more of a brown in it. The hair I had on the caw, was black, so I had to fix it and didnt really care if it was spot on because Hazard was whining about me taking too long.

 

And yes hazard had my sig. I've told him multiple times to change it but he still hasnt. So I just changed mine about 2 weeks ago.

[Tiberius Dupree]

I think THE GIRLS will have to return.

 

They better, you had one of the best entrances, mainly because of the bitches.

 

keep the white pants tho, you look like a high society pimp lol

[Leon Valentine]

Lose the title to Leon?

 

Really?

 

Are you shtting me?

 

I know right? You will most likly lose the first round by tapping out to K.Dangelo or better yet. You wont be in the tournament!

[Trevor McManus]

Perhaps with the new stat system the dragon sleeper will mysteriously become my finisher and it'll be KD that taps out.

[Michael Morrison]

The more things change, the more things stay the same. Sup, Parker. I dig the look, but for some reason I imagine you with an accent now. I'm actually diggin' allot of the attires lately; seems like allot of guys are starting to find their niche... so to speak.

 

Just listened to The Desk and boy does Jaysin seem pumped full of energy - more than usual, I should say. I'm excited about the Road to the Gold tournament at The Clash. I see there's also a new stat set-up being implemented... along with a "clean slate" initiative?

 

It's good to see that Dupree and LSD are doing so well - don't think I forgot about our little wager, Dupree: Turns out that Sting was not the mystery man in the promo... *sad face*. To the victor go the spoils and I'll do my best to fulfill my end of the bet.

 

Speaking of Sting: what the hell is going on with him now? First the "homage" to The Crow; now he's paying "homage" to The Joker? Don't get me wrong, I appreciate his dedication to the gimmick, but it reminds me more of Jim Carrey and just feels awkwardly in bad taste, if that makes sense.

[Parker]

Mad Mike!! How ya been buddy!!

 

An accent? is that coz of the cowboy hat? haha.

 

I'm actually enjoying the Sting/Joker thing at the moment, as his promo's are really good..not just boring mono-tone crap like the last 5 years, and he reminds me of our very own Wesley Adams Poe with his promo's.

 

also...This 'Underground' tournament is the longest tournament in the history of the world :p