OCW Debut of the Portable Promo

[Dan Syndrome]

Upon signing with OCW DG Jeryko immediatley sets many plans into action. He rushes down to local Cable T.V. network to enlist the services of a Camera Man and Sound Technician.

 

Camera Guy: So ok I'm happy with the pay but what exactly is this we're doing for you, what exactly is a portable promo?

 

Sound Tech: Yeah gotta admit I was wondering that too, I what's the legal disclaimer we gotta sign here? exactly how high is this 'Risk' of pysical attack you speak of?

 

DG Jeryko: Well guys let me explain to you, with you guys following me around 24/7 I can cut a promo on a guy any time any where. Some dude is in the Gym WHAM! I'll be there to take his ass down a peg or two, some dudes taking a shit WHAM! we'll be there.

Sound Tech:... about this disclaimer, I mean this does sound quite dangerous aren't we gonna piss off a lot of BIG guys.

DG Jeryko: Errr don't worry about that it's just a formality... anyway time for a test run

 

Later that day little Jimmy Parker is playing ball in his backyard all of a Sudden:

 

WHAM!!!

 

DG JERYKO: Welcome to OCW is JERYKOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Lil Jim Parker: Whuh? O..C huh? Who are you Mister?

 

DG Jeryko: Shut your mouth Junior! You know something squirt you can stand around out here kicking your little ball around all you like but you'll never amount to anything in Comparison to the EXCELLENCE of Extreme!!! You can run around all you want in your $2 sneakers with your $1 haircut nothing you do will trick people into thinking your anything less than a LOSER!

 

Lil Jim Parker: Maaaam

 

Lil Jim Parker runs into his house.

DG Jeryko: Heh heh heh loser...

 

Lil Jim Parkers Mum rushes out into the garden with a broom in hand and swings for Jeryko.

 

Lil Jim Parkers Mum: get out o' here pervert!!

DG Jeryko and the Portable Promo Crew quickly exit into a van nearby and screech off in search of tehir next victim.

[Versus]

Ok, I like where you're going, but try to put a bit more of yourself, and less of Jericho into the character. Good start.

[Dan Syndrome]

I will only little Jimmy Parker gets the vintage Jericho material. I swear it.

[CJ Hoppus]

I will only little Jimmy Parker gets the vintage Jericho material. I swear it.

Don't use the jericho material at all.

[Dan Syndrome]

Well it's too late for that but as I said I will stop forth right.

[CJ Hoppus]

Well it's too late for that but as I said I will stop forth right.

That's good because we and Trips we're going to start a lynch mob to protect his monopoly of WWE superstar clones (Trips used to be HHH's long clone until he realised the ways of the force and made a gimmick).

[Deano Horse]

Whoa, whoa, whoa back the truck up chuck. Your the excellence of what now? You are not excellence, you are a sweathog who doesnt deserve to carry a title of that caliber.

 

What you look at right now is the sexiest man alive, eminence defined. I am the Excellence of Sexcellence.

 

I like the idea of the 24/7 promo thing. Thats good, picking on kids is bad you f'n pedo.