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[Useless Dane Xavier]

Review of characters/feuds in chronological order.

 

Leonheart: You're only around to save yourself from having a last moment of me whooping your ass. Your role plays are boring and generic and seem half-assed at times. You are doing nothing now but riding Pato's coat tails and seem to have no real direction, rhyme, or reason. You submit an overabundance of content and sometimes you seem to do it in spite of me. I don't like you, and at the same time I don't hate you. I just don't give a fuck about Leon B. Heart IV. Die a painful and pathetic death in the ring.

 

Patolomai: You're fucking awesome, but Leon is holding you back. I think this time around, Aries might beat you and take the title back. But you're definitely a presence in the ring and I like everything about your character. I'd like to see more RPs from you though, because from what I remember about the Ambition days and after, you put out some amazing writing work. Keep it up Fato.

Mr. Reese: I like you as the GM, and as an on-screen character. I laugh every time you talk because you're speaking in jive, but I want to see what your character looks like so that I can put a face to the words. Greatest GM in some time.

Omerta: You're a scarey lookin dude that reminds me of Mordecai AKA Kevin Thorn from the old SmackDown days. I like your moveset but your guy needs to be bigger. Fix that and don't let anyone let RPs for you, and you'll do alright.

 

Kale Lockhart: I really like the creativity used in your debut. You came out to no music and made your debut seem impromptu, it was awesome that you had to wear some other rookie's attire. Nice win, continue doing what you're doing.

Bryan Lee: You know more about ghetto than Mez does. Compared to you, Mez is a high class nigga that sticks his pinky out when he has his tea and crumpets. If OJ Simpson were you, then there would be no doubt that Bryan Lee did it. If you were a flavor, you'd taste like chicken grease and cocoa butter. If you... alright enough of that.

 

Omar Gibbs: Probably the best rookie in OCW right now. I love your RPs, you know how to set up your environment and keep things not so monotonous. One thing we can both agree on, green is gold.

 

Justin Greene: I don't have a whole lot to say about you since I haven't seen any written content from you, but I like what I see in the ring, therefore you don't need to write. I know what you're here for and I have the same outlook... let's just say sometimes when you're booked and you wanna help someone else get a match in, it's nice to have a fun alternative.

 

Mez Murdock: I like everything about this character. The ignorance portrayed in the videos and roleplays, the moveset is clean, and your ongoing mini-feud with Bryan Lee is simply put, entertaining. Keep bustin bustas busta!

 

LSD: It's been a while since we've heard from you, but with good reason. You're taking to rehab like Scott Hall, which means to say you don't seem to want to be there. The evolution of your character is starting to shine through and I can't wait to see the final result.

 

Bedlam: Another "rookie" so to speak, in which I absolutely love off the bat. The roleplay that you wrote was a great introduction to your character and you're really talented behind the keyboard. Your match was very entertaining to watch, right down to the DQ and beatdown... who needs a W, right? This is a very interesting and different character and I look forward to seeing what you do with it in the coming weeks.

 

Doria/en Arnaud: A nice, short, sweet interview this week on Riot. All the world needs to know is that you're Mr. Amazing.

Jay AX/FX: Is it AX or FX? Regardless, I found the entrance and the RP to be hilariously awesome. OCW needs comic relief similar to Eric Young and Santino Marella, it's a shame your career didn't even get a chance to get off the ground thanks to the fag that will never be mentioned. Hopefully we'll end up seeing more of OCW's natural comedian.

 

Ace Angel: Best jobber EVAR!

 

K.Dangelo: You're so dominant, and my win over you at The Clash was huge for me. But enough about me, let's talk more about ME! Really though, I'm glad that you took the initiative in getting some help with your writing and that you seem to improve every week in the ring. You're definitely (finally) becoming an asset to OCW and I never thought I'd say that. Black Rack/Black Bomb FTW!

 

Jookie Jobby: Ehhheheheh, I keed I keed! We all love your lazy stoner ass, not in a gay way so don't get all homophobe on me like you tend to do. You show up for your matches and when you're computer isn't damaged by the loads and loads of goat porn that you cram into it, you put out some good work. WHA GWAN?

 

David Jackson: Great work this week, both on the keyboard and on the sticks. Your RP got me hyped for your match as you seemed focused on a goal. The EX title picture is looking very interesting.

Illuminati: I'm sooooooo glad you're back first of all, you were one of my favorites out of the Ambition Class of 2011. Secondly, your character is awesome, your roleplays are top notch, and I really love what you and Matsuda are putting together. I can't wait to see you flying around the ring again and I look forward to your match with Matsuda.

Tiberius Dupree: *Sighs out loud* I fucking hate you. You suck at everything you do and I wish you never googled the term "EFED". No, but seriously, fuck you bitch! You're the complete opposite of me, you have some stupid award called most popular, and if the day ever came that I were in your shoes I'd off myself. You're the top face where as I'm the top heel, both on the forums and the shows. I hope you're a transitional champion and never win again. What, you thought I was going to sing your praises? Doesn't everyone else around here do enough of that to where I don't have to? Yeah, that's what I thought. NEXT! (If anyone took this seriously, just STFU.)

Pauly Pugh: One of the top heels that everyone loves, which makes me think I'm hated for a different reason... wonder what it could be.... Anywhatever, you're one of the best behind the keyboard and I'm pulling so hard for you to get a shot at the EX title. You need to DM more so that you can be on top of your game! That happens and the skies the limit for you!

 

Hazard: I don't know how you got a title shot, I don't know how you win when you don't DM, you don't do much of anything unless you see your name on a card. Everyone hates you, probably more than they hate me, but somehow you're awesome. Don't reply to this with a bunch of nonsense because I'm complimenting you here. You're a G, a retarded one, but you're still a G.

 

Dane Xavier: Normally I don't say much about you, but what is there really to say? Your work speaks for itself, you don't miss a show, you're like the heel John Cena of OCW. You show up week in and week out, you make OCW the big bucks, you win and you talk your damn head off. Your matches have vastly improved ever since Vega told you what was up, seemed like he brought you to realization, or maybe you're still getting used to using this game to tell a story. I can't wait to see how you do toward the end of this season and how you've mastered this game, and this whole thing with your hairline is very Cody Rhodes-ish when he had the mask. We all know you have a full head of hair, a massive bankroll, and you're not having a midlife crisis. We all love you despite what we say or don't say. OCW would be missing a little something without you as every show/wrestling promotion needs a douchebag that everyone dreads. You take your matches seriously as I can tell you get a little case of the butterflies going into it. I'm probably going to catch a lot of heat for talking good about you, but dammit it needed to be said!

Aries: What is there really to say about you? You're the best in the world, you shine like no other (literally and figuratively), and you should be honored to be compared to Nate Ortiz. I'm pulling for you to beat Pato even though it would be my pleasure to whoop his ass, but I hope I get to meet you in the ring some day for some big match, hopefully for the belt. Keep on keepin on, and Rise Above Weight!

 

Vincent Valmont: It has been an absolute pleasure working with you up to this point. I feel like we've both done a good job making each others character look good and you've thrown some damn good ideas at me. I'd say the majority of this feud has your fingerprints all over it because I just loved everything you pitched at me. People are diggin it and I can't wait to face you.

 

Iceberg Le'Tuce: God dammit, get a better internet connection!

Matsuda: The video you put together at the end of the show was nothing short of incredible. There's a few nit-picky things that I could poke at, but with this game you have to work with what you have. Your mind combined with Illuminati's has created probably the best feud going right now and the history the two of you have is key to the feud. The roles both your characters play really makes this feud and as I said before, I can't wait to see the two of you face off. MATSUDA IS COMING MADDAFAKKA!

[The Vega]

i think a 2nd show either it CCW or something else would be a positive thing. Old people rejoining or just people feeling like there having fun again to create alts,like em or hate em i think relying on one show and maybe have 1 match in 2 weeks would kill allot of enthousiasm people are having atm i think. And well my last 2 vids didnt do to well,foo!

[Chris Mania]

Too early for a 2nd show... keep this up for another month and then see what happens, I'd rather watch a show with too much content than 2 with hardly any.

 

- Spoonsday is coming.

[Pugh]

 

- Spoonsday is coming.

 

Sure it is

[Bloom]

Spoon signs with OCW

 

Spoon doesn't show up

 

Spoon resigns from OCW

 

OUR HERO

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[Useless Dane Xavier]

By the way, for some reason I get the impression that the Main Event was created with a non-activated version http://www.avs4you.com

 

Anybody else get that impression? Regardless, the Main Event was match of the night.

[Dimsmore]

I was unaware that the main event was... created with a non-activated version http://www.avs4you.com

[Tiberius Dupree]

if there was an award for best soundtrack in a match, it would go to the Black Violence Tag Match.

 

didn't even watch it, just listened lol

[Chris Mania]

Spoon signs with OCW

 

Spoon doesn't show up

 

Spoon resigns from OCW

 

OUR HERO

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I've never once resigned, I just vanish...

[Useless Dane Xavier]

I've never once resigned, I just vanish...

 

Dark Side of The Spoon...

 

HEEL TURN!