Asylum 03-31-2012

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Dane that video I didn't get it. You were beating up Koslov for like 2 minutes then it comes up with Dane returns. Why did we need to see a 2 minute beat down on Koslov to get that message? lol.

http://i.picoodle.com/db8j25lr.jpg

 

Your an idiot!! He is obviously in training! That isn't Koslov..it's generic russian looking partner 101.

[Pugh]

http://i.picoodle.com/db8j25lr.jpg

 

Your an idiot!! He is obviously in training! That isn't Koslov..it's generic russian looking partner 101.

 

The two minute beatdown only needed to be like 10 seconds though tops! Leon might be an idiot, but I have to agree with him here

[Jookie Marley]

Keep it BLUNT w. Jookie Marley

"LETS GIVE EM SOMETHING TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT"

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Why does Double S and Rivers look like they belong on Americas Next Top Model? Something aint right. They look like they're having too much alone time.

 

Match 1: I like the video in the titantron. Clownshoes attire is ill, I'm digging it.

 

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Damn midgets are taking over OCW. Midgets of all different races, Alpino and now clowns. They better stay away from me cause ill put a midget on the top rope and JKO his ass off it. That shit'll feel like a bungee jump.

 

KD: NOOOOOO your going down the wrong path broooo. Your turning into a hellboy with the facepaint lol. NO MORE SCREW UPS *dunh dunh d-d-dunh* NO MORE SCREW UPS *dunh dunh d-d-dunh.*

 

Tyro: For some reason your rp reminds me of this LOL. You gon get in Aries ass later. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cpojkILO0

Match 2: Parker you are that FUCKING NIGGA for using that Ini Kamoze "Hot Stepper" track. What you know about that mang? Got me blasting the shit through my speakers right now lol. Then you buss out the Mike Jack and Biggie? I fucks with you manngggg. I like the way Parker has a set up for his sigs and finishers. Hammer throw to the corner, then taunt, then finisher. You gave me a good match my guy.

 

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Dupree: You got a battyman ringtone. Your ringtone is suppose to be "Jah Army." Why you gonna do Dimsmore like that? I know its gonna turn out like this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

 

I'm glad OCW decided to give Kozlov a j-o-b. I hope he makes a Wrestlution appearance. I got one question though. How the FUCK do you manage to do a whole segment without showing your face? I was playing the guessing game the whole time. Damn you Dane and your editing.

 

Match 3: OCW signed Mario Balotelli too? Mr. Sensation is making them benjamins off the Jookie Marley merchandise. I swear everytime i see my guy O.G. fight I wanna watch The Boondocks. Turn the a.c. off bruh. A lot of back and forth in the match. Good match to both men.

 

Leonheart: Aww i almost shed a tear for Leons crying lol. You keep messing around with Mr. Sensation and you gonna end up without a j-o-b. You see they signed Koslov to take someones place, is it yours lol?

Main Event: I know Tyro is gonna have a wild ass Wrestlution entrance. Damn Aries and his real looking caw. Is he in the next wwe 12 download pack? You muddafucka! I'm suing your ass for using my copyrighted Iron Lion on your kneepads. I wanna finish the review but the main event dont wanna play right..

[Parker]

Wish I could mark out twice...I LOVE the 'Keep it Blunt' reviews..keep up the good work Jook.

[Leon Valentine]

Leonheart: Aww i almost shed a tear for Leons crying lol. You keep messing around with Mr. Sensation and you gonna end up without a j-o-b. You see they signed Koslov to take someones place, is it yours lol?

 

 

LMAO! That's quality.