Justin Rockstar Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 The X-Tron flickers on, showing Justin Rockstar's face with a microphone held to it. The audience pops for the appearance of the veteran rocknrolla. Justin Rockstar: Ladies and gentlemen... and ladies... of Havanna, Cuba! Welcome to the Asylum! The audience becomes louder for the mention of their home location. Justin Rockstar: Tonight, just like every night, is going to be another rockin' party! But on this night, at this event, the party gets bigger, and it don't get bigger than chopping a resident Angry Black Man down to size baybay! Justin Rockstar: You see, I know the number one weakness of all these big bumbling stumbling slowpokes that stomp around OCW. With a little bit of passion and a lot a bit of my favorite girl Angie, I will run circles around that ugly dope whose having a gay love affair with the Riot GM, Mr. Reese. Justin Rockstar: And I get it K.Dongle, I really do. It's 2012, you're entitled to love whoever and whatever you want to love. Whether it be a horse, another man, a blowup doll or what have you. Just... do us all a favor and keep it to yourself, write him a letter or something. Justin Rockstar: Do you know what I love? I love living on the edge, I love a good ol' fashion adrenaline rush. I love traveling around the world and entertaining ALLLLLLLLL of the Rock City fans! Another cheap pop. Justin Rockstar: But the one thing I don't love or care for at all is a man who is green with envy and imitates pathetically. The man who I'm talking about is Johnny Phoenix, yes I finally learned his name. Justin Rockstar: In my absence, I've indulged in watching Riot and saw this punk with a period stain streaked through his hair, thinking he's a rebel. Thinking that smoking a cigarette makes him edgy and cool. Johnny boy, I've been smoking cigarettes before smoking was cool, which in retrospect makes me like ninety years old but nonetheless! Justin Rockstar: You're just jealous of my lifestyle and wish you had an ounce the personality that I have. So you decide to hit your little finisher on me and walk away from the match on Riot, letting DJ Pauly D pick up his debut victory. I thought that was just Johnny being emo Johnny, until I heard what he had to say once he got backstage... Justin Rockstar: Half of it I had no idea what you were talking about, and the other half I don't even remember, but all I know is you sounded like a beached jelly fish, laying limp like the impotent emofag you are... can I say emofag on television? No? Well I just did! Justin Rockstar: Johnny, I suggest you stay out of my way, because if you don't, you'll just end up Dazed & Confused! The Ayatolah raises the microphone and releases it. It falls to the ground and feedback comes though the speakers. He walks out of frame as the scene fades.
K.Dangelo Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 I guess Trance is Justin's new man crush , Kent you are off the hook for now . 1 THE ALPHA ! Dorien Arnaud :1x Ambition Champion, 1x hardcore champion Kat : 1x BombShell Queen K.Dangelo : 1 TV champion 2x Hardcore Champion 1X North American Champion 2x Tag Team Champion, 1x Pride champion Espado : 1x Light Heavy Champion
Useless Dane Xavier Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 I guess Trance is Justin's new man crush , Kent you are off the hook for now . This is why. THIS IS WHY! I Cant Understand you award. KD http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
K.Dangelo Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 I guess what I'm trying to say is that you are a homosexual . You love wrestling because you fantasize it's you rolling around around the ring with other men . That's why your favorite is the elimination chamber , 6 mens caged together mmm mmmm . You must have suicidal jungle fever homosexual thoughts because as everyone saw you don't want to live without the fire! Now poor Johnny Phoenix is who you burn for , Trance don't get in a xbl party alone with him Dane aka Chester ( mommy mommy can't you see Justin trying to put his cyber hands on me ). That clear it pal . 2 THE ALPHA ! Dorien Arnaud :1x Ambition Champion, 1x hardcore champion Kat : 1x BombShell Queen K.Dangelo : 1 TV champion 2x Hardcore Champion 1X North American Champion 2x Tag Team Champion, 1x Pride champion Espado : 1x Light Heavy Champion
Mr.Richard Blood Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 I guess what I'm trying to say is that you are a homosexual . You love wrestling because you fantasize it's you rolling around around the ring with other men . That's why your favorite is the elimination chamber , 6 mens caged together mmm mmmm . You must have suicidal jungle fever homosexual thoughts because as everyone saw you don't want to live without the fire! Now poor Johnny Phoenix is who you burn for , Trance don't get in a xbl party alone with him Dane aka Chester ( mommy mommy can't you see Justin trying to put his cyber hands on me ). That clear it pal . KD...welcome back to Riot. 15
Useless Dane Xavier Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 So now a feud makes me gay, does it KD? I suppose this means Parker and Leon are a couple too then? That must mean there's a love triangle between Aries, Sensation, and Nate too. Dupree and Dimsmore are more than just friends, right? Grow the fuck up and take a joke KD. I swear, you're 10 years older than me and even I am more mature than you. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
K.Dangelo Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 So now a feud makes me gay, does it KD? I suppose this means Parker and Leon are a couple too then? That must mean there's a love triangle between Aries, Sensation, and Nate too. Dupree and Dimsmore are more than just friends, right? Grow the fuck up and take a joke KD. I swear, you're 10 years older than me and even I am more mature than you. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. http://i.imgur.com/SWzUb.gif YOU MAD BRO ? THE ALPHA ! Dorien Arnaud :1x Ambition Champion, 1x hardcore champion Kat : 1x BombShell Queen K.Dangelo : 1 TV champion 2x Hardcore Champion 1X North American Champion 2x Tag Team Champion, 1x Pride champion Espado : 1x Light Heavy Champion
Useless Dane Xavier Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 KD vs. Justin Rockstar, RIOT! http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
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