Smythe D. Wonder Posted October 1, 2007 Posted October 1, 2007 The scene opens at a dump site seagulls are flying around and the camera zooms in on a large pile of waste... the waste starts to rumble and emerging from the Trash is a messed up smelly Smythe DaWonder... he climbs out the garbage and rolls down a huge hill of trash... he looks around... then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone... a nice new cell phone... and he makes a call... Voice: Where the hell have you been??? we threw a party for your September to Remember win and and it was SICK??? Smythe: If I told you I was at a dump site... smelling like stinky garbage... and had my ass handed to me backstage would you believe me... Voice: well... yeah... Smythe: Shut up... I have a problem... that I have to deal with... Voice: Just get Black to go over there and whoop some ass... Smythe: No... I really got a problem... Black won`t be enough... there`s gonna be change up in this sum bitch... Voice: alright, alright... I`ll put Kale on a plane out there... Smythe: how about you send one out here to.... this shyt is nasty... Voice: Negro Please, I can`t have a private jet smelling like that... take a damn Cab... Smythe: I hate you... Voice: Haha Smythe hangs up the phone... and starts walking out of the dump mumbling to himself... and in a crappy mood... Signature 1 - The Alpha Heel Signature 2 - Spear 5 (F) - Stargazer Finisher 1 - Flapjack 2 (F) - The SDW Finisher 2 - Reality check (G) - Dawonderful Dream Finisher 3 (i'm cool enoigh to claim 3 moves) - The Darkside - THe Million Dollar Dream
Versus Posted October 1, 2007 Posted October 1, 2007 Seems like someone's gettin all 3 black Canadians down here to help the man out! I can't wait to see this, I never seen a black guy in a mountie suit before. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
Brad Bauer Posted October 1, 2007 Posted October 1, 2007 if you need some spare change, BB has plenty, you don't have to sleep in the dumpster.
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