The name game

[Parker]

The scene opens in the D.O.W office and Recon is seen pacing around the room whilst Parker Stevens and Ov Terror are sat in the office chairs looking at him.

 

 

Recon-So,do any of you have any plans or ideas on what you want to do yet?

 

Ov-'Well,to be honest,i'm looking forward to putting that little mexican in his place,he's been dissing me for a few weeks now and i have had enough.'

 

Recon-'Good,good..what about you?'

Parker-'I'm going in a new direction with my plans,this dog is going Hardcore.'

 

Recon & Ov-'What?'

 

Parker-'You heard me,i'm going after KAAANG James,i have a title shot at the Clash and i intend to bring the belt back to D.O.W.'

 

Recon-'Really? You sure your ready for that? Hardcore matches can be brutal you know.'

 

Parker-'I know,I know,but i'm sure i'll get used to it,hell,i know i love hitting people with chairs,i'll just make sure they dont get a chance to hit me back,the more pain i get to inflict the better.'

 

Ov-'Dont you think you need to change your image if your going to be Hardcore?'

 

Parker-'What do you mean?'

 

Ov-'Well you look like a god dam cartoon character,or a reject from a mime convention,You dont even have a cool ring name for god sake..Parker Stevens isnt exactly scary you know,and Pee Stee sounds like a wigga rip off Vanilla Ice tribute.'

 

Parker-Oh yeah,well have you ever seen anybody wet them self when they see..The Tall Guy'..no.didn't think so.'

 

Recon-'ENOUGH!..we need to strike fear in the hearts of this federation!'

 

Parker-'Maybe we would if lanky over there would actually win a match.'

 

Ov-'Asshole'

Recon-'Ov,how about ...The Tower of Terror,or..The Big O?

 

Ov-'Hmm.. Think I will stick with Ov.'

 

Recon-'Parker,you need to be ruthless if you are going to be in the hardcore division,you must be lethal to your opponents,from The Clash onwards,your ring name shall be....Venom.'

 

Parker-'Venom huh?..I like it,but why do we have to change our names and the others dont?'

 

Recon-'Because Trips is Trips and Pugh is a cunt.'

 

Parker-'WHAT?'

 

Recon-'He's a cunt,The CUrreNT classic.'

 

Parker-'Oh,I see what you did there.'

 

Recon-'Enough of this name business,lets get back to my plans.'

 

Scene fades out

[Versus]

Venom? Ok, fair enough. Nice RP. Poor Ov gettin crap for having overly simplified nicknames to his already simplified name. It's ok Tall Guy, Bad Egg...Ov, you'll be ok.

[Carlos Cruz]

I already gave them all new names. Did they do this to get away from them?... maybe, but ahwell they'll still go by my names.

 

Ok Olivia, Phoebe, Paula, Rachel and Teresa or better know as Girls of War... hmm War sounds to masculine, I'd better change that.

 

Girls of Wardrobes... nope too simple.

 

Get back to me in a day or two. :(

[Seth Morrison]

 

Recon-'Because Trips is Trips and Pugh is a cunt.'

 

Parker-'WHAT?'

 

Recon-'He's a cunt,The CUrreNT classic.'

 

Parker-'Oh,I see what you did there.'

 

That right there was my favorite part. Almost sig worthy. Nice RP Pee Stee. I mean Venom.

 

From here on out, im changin my name to Carnage. BB will be Spidey.

[Parker]

That right there was my favorite part. Almost sig worthy. Nice RP Pee Stee. I mean Venom.

 

From here on out, im changin my name to Carnage. BB will be Spidey.

 

 

LMAO