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A day or so later, the camera crew once again catches up with Tank as he is setting up his gear in the locker room. Charlie quickly moves in and starts in on Tank.

 

Charlie: Tank! Good to see you again!

 

Tank: The hell is wrong with you? Can't you see I just got here? Can't a guy grab a bite before you leeches swarm me?

 

Charlie gives off a nervous chuckle, only to proceed with his questions.

 

Charlie: It's just been announced that you and Seth Morrison are going be in a tournament match. Any thoughts?

 

Tank: Never heard of the guy. Guess I can give him a few choice words.

 

Charlie: And those are?

 

Tank: I hope you watched Turmoil and saw what I did to Monty. Nothing personal seeing as I don't know ya, but that's what you're getting into here man. You step in that ring with me Seth and you're catchin' a beatin'. Plain and simple.

 

Charlie only nods to this, thinking over his next question for a minute or two before speaking.

 

Charlie: What are your thoughts on OCW after being here for a week? Anything you'd like to see change? Any words for Mr. Bradley?

 

Tank: Hmmmm well let's see. It seems to me that the guys here are afraid to really get their hands dirty. I watched the matches before and after mine. I think the others in this tournament need to step it up. Granted I give props to Sheldon Vs. Strider. Those guys really impressed me with how much they were willing to put on the line to win. Gotta respect that kinda wanton abandon for your own safety.

 

Charlie: And as for my other questions?

 

Tank: I'd like to see some more hardcore wrestling. I grew up in Pennsylvania, home of ECW. Hell we're in Chiraq of all places. I think a little more blood and guts is what this crowd wants. As for Mr. Bradley.... Well I'll save some of what I wanna say to him for Turmoil this week. For right now I'll say this. One belt is good, but where's our IC title? Where's our hardcore title? Why in the hell are you letting those KKK idiots run amok around here? And this last one is for Ron Portman. You need someone interesting for your show? Gimmie a call.

 

Charlie: Anything else you want to add?

 

Tank: Yea, that Jimmy Henry guy... Someone put Rudy out of his misery.

 

With that Tank would close and lock up his locker and head off outside to enjoy some of that cold Chicago air.

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Let me be the voice of reason here, Septic. Any time anywhere. Be prepared I'm gonna drag you through your name.

"Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART"

*I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*

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I've been through worse. I've seen worse. One day soon, you'll find out how easy it is for me dismantle a tank.

1x - OCW Turmoil Heavyweight Champion

** Mr. Sensation - "Jackson's a good egg."

** Pugh - "Jackson just earned himself the Parker Stevens memorial award for inappropriate jokes. The prize is... well... don't open your desk drawer ever again"

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Alight you two, settle ya panties now. How are ya legs feeling Monty? Still numb? I wonder if you can see straight yet. I gotta say for a big tough looking guy, you squeal like a little girl after beatin'. If you and ya boyfriend here wanna get your teeth knocked in then come and get some.
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Sorry....I just figured out how to post images....and I don't think I can help myself.

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Ha! Thanks.

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