Turmoil 110

[Austin Lee]

You ungrateful sack. I am winning this Turmoil title and taking it to Japan. Whether Mugen's wrestling fed wants me or not.

 

Doesn't matter the show was pulled off the air when tank called someone a pussy 15 seconds into the show.

[Jacob Trance]

Doesn't matter the show was pulled off the air when tank called someone a pussy 15 seconds into the show.

 

RIOT has had murder and rape.

 

Bradley is tight with the network.

 

We're safe.

 

#shutupvagemition

[Dennis Black]

Bill Ding is Turmoil's Santino.

[Jimmy Henry]

Obvious reasons aside, I really fucking enjoyed this episode. Bigger review coming.

[Joe Zhivago]

The everyone hates Seth Morrison edition.

 

Was really awesome show!

 

Haven't been able to watch the bombshells match, as couldn't download. (Incidentally have been having issues watching more than half of all the riot matches, either my Internet or tablet or both, will try again later though.)

[Mr.Sensation]

I'm not going to jump into the weekly Turmoil is Great circle jerk. I mean yes it was good! I love fuck Thiago, Sausvago, Zhivago? whatever this fucking guys name is. I really like is look he looks like a star.

 

Jimmy and his CD Album, every week this fucking guy does little touches to his videos. He's in the Rane territory of I hate that I like him so much.

 

Bill Ding is getting more over than Dennis Black, and that's not a bad thing.

 

I'm not the GM of Tmoil so Trance you need to CTRL F this bitch or not skim or read slow! top kek. 50k fine you fuck face.

 

Annoying Seth becoming close to the #2 Hell on Turmoil. I mean AA never stunk, I just found it overly hypocrtically hilarious, that he said earlier "Basement virgins taking EFedding moves serious, yet has his BABYS MOMMA, ok his WIFE of his CHILD do voice over for his promo, give K my regards fam!." Call it like i see it you dirty sack of shit! <3

 

I wish we had more writing, it was thin this week, and let me not go into a tirade on video editing. I'll say this pin Yimmy down and ask him how is he so awesome, because I swear to CHRIST if i see another 700 or 800 meg file when I go to upload yall gonna be sad when it's not posted.

 

<3

 

 

Edit: I'm not drunk I type fast and give very little fucks

#idontcare

Stil marking for B17

[Jimmy Henry]

My circle-jerk-Turmoil-is-great review:

 

Tank RP was well written and a nice intro.

 

Joe & Loki fighting over poor bald Stacy. I like Loki's subtle man of many faces approach.

 

Dylan vs Bill. I love the no-frills cheese of Bill and his meatloaf tits. Good comfortable win for Dylan, unique finisher. Matched looked offline, didn't realise you guys were connected.

 

Seth Morrison video promo was great, establishing himself as Turmoil's alpha heel (along with Tank). Much better voice for Stacy (nice wig, girl).

 

Women's handicap match, I understand its purpose in establishing Pain as an utter machine in the women's division, but felt a little scripted/fake. But you could argue it did its job and had a good TV finish.

 

I like this Sid Harrison look, hope this one actually sticks. Big Bray Spur using a theme song more suited to *cough* that other show. Good match, nice unique ending to it - hiding the health bars would have just added that bit of "je ne sais quoi".

 

B-17 vs Tank. Subdued entrance for Tank - something bad happen in jail, big man? Lack of match sounds is a distracting shame (assume there's a reason) saved by the lovely post-rock (genuinely, who is this?). Such an even fight, at 14 mins on the video take a look at the health bars and sig/finisher %, haha. The 2nd frog splash kick-out slightly soured an otherwise great match. Good storyline extension after the match.

 

Seth vs Joe. If I'm honest, when I see a 25 minute video, I'm like "ah fuck". Especially if one guy is red after 9 mins. Oops, two illegal finishers from Joe - need to watch that. Oh wait, shit! I was expecting another finisher kickout - so that's why the video is so long! I marked out like fuck there! BLACKMATCHESMATTER! Get him Dennis! Brilliant.

 

So chuffed to beat Jacks, cheered like a schoolgirl when I won. Kass' lack of activity just makes me more determined to beat him. Aries' lack of activity is a health risk, hope he's OK.

[Jimmy Henry]

Jimmy and his CD Album, every week this fucking guy does little touches to his videos. He's in the Rane territory of I hate that I like him so much.

 

Can't take credit for Jackson's work. Was a nice touch.

[Bray]

Riot is my song, man. Been using it for years. Can't think of anything else now lol.

[Joe Zhivago]

Seth vs Joe. If I'm honest, when I see a 25 minute video, I'm like "ah fuck". Especially if one guy is red after 9 mins. Oops, two illegal finishers from Joe - need to watch that

 

Totally. I thought I was using my sig. I knew I fucked up and I kind of just stood there, like "oh fuck" both times. Quite unsure of myself during the match to be honest - definitely didn't want to shoot my finisher load so early.