Wrestlution 10

[Sean Strider]

So what happened to the OCW Hall of Fame of 2016?

 

What he said!

 

And great job fellas! Haven't seen the whole show yet, but I'm diggin' what I've seen thus far. Gotta watch it piece by piece. Hope to be back on a card one day. My dream of Strider vs. Suda vs. EX Malu vs. Juan Pablo will be realized one day. One day. lol

[Dimsmore]

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Page 7

 

- Another one of the better writers in OCW showing you how to have an RP that sets the scene to a tee. I hope this isn't a Terry Funk 1983 retirement.

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Nice to find out about an Ambition handshake 6 YEARS LATER!!!!! But yes, the one thing that Nati/Spider/Ryu was always striving for was acceptance. And he earned that acceptance tonight. So from this day forward, it's the Ambition 5. Nothing more nothing less.

 

- Drago is definitely in his own damn world.

 

- Ok, I've been here long enough to know that Smythe is gonna Smythe. But this irks me. If, for whatever reason, you don't want to participate or are unable to participate in the match, then let someone know and they can find a replacement and that person can be prominently displayed on the card. And then to come out and just try to put yourself over? To me it's a scumbag move... Wait, I take that back cause that's disrespectful to Park... It's a douche move. But it's what you would expect from Smythe. He's really only in this fake fake wrestling for Smythe.

 

- Bill Ding made the card and he's mackin' hoes.

 

- Tobin v. Monster now. Cody is the king of emo rock music. Not hard like Metallica. But like 2 notches above Coldplay. Love Tobin's theme. Kinda forced to since I've literally heard it everywhere. I knew it was bad when I'm in Kohl's buying jeans and I'm singing it in the fitting room. I'm sure the staff thought I was crazy. On to the match. Monster should have done like Joker from the Batman movie with Michael Keaton. Where he had makeup to make his skin tone "normal" and then reveal his permanently painted face. Hamilton made the match soundtrack, I'm sure I'll be going to see that show with the wife. Hard hitting match as expected. Monster needs to stay off the top rope. He misses every time. Back and forth match. No one kicks out of the Tobin Bomb.

 

- Probably not a good choice of words when it comes to speaking with a judge. There's not need to "Evidence Deez Nuts". Yes please get these two counsel before they end up on the police blotter.

 

End of Page 7

 

**Started too damn late. So 3 more pages to go**

[Dimsmore]

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Page 8

 

- Birdie is always the voice of reason when it comes to Jay's horrendous nonsense. And Jay shows you what he does with reason. Locks it in the limo and sends it away. Now we are all going to Hell.

 

- Turmoil Title Match is next. This music sounds familiar. Yup, this is what me and Dupree used for our Lution Title vs. Title match. Silly Turmoil guys, we've been there and done that already. Like B17's Lution look. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kassidy, change your theme back. The evolution of Jackson has been cool to see. One thing to remember here, never become stagnant. Always evolve, always try to get better, always be willing to adapt. Didn't think B17 was going to keep his mask on. I hope he'll be able to breathe as he gets winded in this match. These 3 have risen to the top of Turmoil in my opinion. B17 is taking a beating this match. Damn, Kass laid out both with the Hayes Destroyer. Jackson using that ring awareness and gets a rope break. B17 just ate it with that 1 count. Jackson with a couple of Kick Stunners and he retains the Turmoil title.

 

- Herschel Dunny?? No it can't be!!! Flavored cigars, .50 cal mags, burner phones and a Blackberry can really only mean one thing. Not too long ago, there were many people asking for a tag division. And there's no way you can restart the Tag Division without the eternal Tag Champs. Welcome back A-Team!!! And a special shout out to O.G. Gibbs. It's been way too long brother.

 

- And now ladies and gents, here is the vintage "I almost won that match" rp from Boob. Maybe Jay will hire someone to be a replay official for matches. It's the wave of the future.

 

- Drago and Crossbones now. This may end up being match of the night. If it can live up to the build up. Drago is the king of late 80's early 90's pop music. Music that you would never use as wrestling theme music. The cell is lowered. Here we go!!! I wonder if anyone will ever just have a clean break up against the ropes or in the corner. If they have, I haven't seen it yet. #DareToBeDifferent. This has spilled outside the ring already. Definitely a barn burner. You know its a fight when neither guy has any filled reversal spots. There goes the side of the cage. You know where they are heading. X-Bones is making the ascent up. Drago follows. Don't do anything too risky. Snap suplex, that panel of the cage almost folded in half. Dangerously close to the edge now. BAH GAWD!!!!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!! Well, maybe not since he's a pirate. Geez, X-Bones once again on the wrong end of a fall. RAINMAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by Drago. Back on top of the cage. Drago is a SAVAGE!!!! Threw him off again and followed it with a diving leg drop from the top of the cage. What a war. But there's no quit in Bones. Drago retains. What a match!!!

 

- Big Ed is mad. You don't want Big Ed mad.

 

End of Page 8

 

Page 9

 

- I think that's puttin' some RESPEK on that match and that feud.

 

- Hours later, Tre is still sweating from that colossal let down against Leon. This can't be the only woman that scares Tre. Have you seen some of these Bombshells??? Tre leaving Rags?? Interesting.

 

- Willow is a woman of few words. But is too much like her father.

 

- Co-Main Event time. Sensation v. Mugen in a street fight. There must be a web site for everything. This footage came from OverthrowTheGoverment.net.eu.uk. Everyone has there specialties, and Mugen leads OCW in the WHOOP-WHOOP music. Sounds like I should be jabbing an ice pick in my retinas. Love Jay's shirt. His braces are too high up. They should be supporting those calves. I expect this to be a violent match. Mugen is the master of dumping you on a weapon and Jay's FPR is so terrible, that he is built for this type of match. What a vertical Pine-Plex. Surprisingly, Jay seems in control early on. Jay is hanging in there. Gotta test him for Bull Shark Testosterone. Jay is wearing Mugen out with that Singapore Cane. And Jay just died.. RIP. Was that the Ortiz Express?? Mugen kicks out. BIG german suplex on that ladder. And he's not done, dominator on the ladder now. Too bad we are all PG now, someone would be getting some color in this match. And another dump on the ladder. Jay keeps getting up. He put 11 years and countless hours in to this place. You know Jay will die in the ring before giving control to anyone. 2 COUNT after the package piledriver. Good reversal to avoid the LARIOOOTTTOOOOOOOOOO!!! Jay caught him with a Package Piledriver of his own. Mugen kicks out. Frustration is setting in for Jay. DAMN on the chair once again. Oh my god. Mugen wins. Mugen beings badgering Jay. Jay starts going to work on Mugen. Wait.... lights are out. Purge theme begins to play. Could this be THE END? The hell is this bafoon??? Oh wait........... FROM LACY WITH LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MUST BE......... OH WAIT......

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The Purge is Real!!!!

 

- I'm sure B-17 will rebound. I'm not too sure who Duayne Hobbs is. But it looks like he's going to get B17 or Mr. Caine back on track.

 

End of Page 9

 

Page 10

 

- A rather formal coronation of Sophia as the Turmoil Women's champion. And she's pretty good at the shill. Haus of Hoot.com

 

- Too many different emotions for Tobin here. Beat the Monster but had to face Sam, his long lost father, as soon as he gets back to Gorilla. Crazy.

 

- OCW Title Match. Pugh v. Ortiz. This escalated once Pugh acquired the World Title. The Franchize has hit the ring. What does Pugh have up his sleeve here? This is for all the marbles. Past v. Present. Nate is towering over Pugh. Pugh is going to have to try and be quicker that Nate. He's not gonna win trying to go toe to toe. Pretty even so far. Pugh, you gotta hook that leg when pinning Nate. He's too much of a vet to let that go over. PEPPERTON SLEEPER!! Never noticed when the ref counts outside the ring, he actually using his fingers. Ortiz over the top rope with a plancha on to Pugh. That's why he's the Franchize folks. WOAH!!!!!! Pugh his Ortiz with the Ortiz Express. That fiend will do anything to keep the strap. Pugh-Degree 2.0!!! It's over Pugh retains. He has shown and proved that he is not a good guy or a bad guy. He is THE Guy. And not THE Guy like Jookie. But the face of OCW Guy, Guy. Damn it, stop sounding like Jook.

 

 

Remind me to never do this page by page for Lution ever again. TOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN LONG!!

 

Jay, I know i've said this to you on numerous occasions, but 10 Lutions and 11 years for this place. It is by far the best gaming community that I have ever been apart of. Congrats to all for there work in putting this show on. Here's to 11 more years. By then Sean will probably be about 78 years old.

[Bloom]

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Page 8

 

- Birdie is always the voice of reason when it comes to Jay's horrendous nonsense. And Jay shows you what he does with reason. Locks it in the limo and sends it away. Now we are all going to Hell.

 

- Turmoil Title Match is next. This music sounds familiar. Yup, this is what me and Dupree used for our Lution Title vs. Title match. Silly Turmoil guys, we've been there and done that already. Like B17's Lution look. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kassidy, change your theme back. The evolution of Jackson has been cool to see. One thing to remember here, never become stagnant. Always evolve, always try to get better, always be willing to adapt. Didn't think B17 was going to keep his mask on. I hope he'll be able to breathe as he gets winded in this match. These 3 have risen to the top of Turmoil in my opinion. B17 is taking a beating this match. Damn, Kass laid out both with the Hayes Destroyer. Jackson using that ring awareness and gets a rope break. B17 just ate it with that 1 count. Jackson with a couple of Kick Stunners and he retains the Turmoil title.

 

- Herschel Dunny?? No it can't be!!! Flavored cigars, .50 cal mags, burner phones and a Blackberry can really only mean one thing. Not too long ago, there were many people asking for a tag division. And there's no way you can restart the Tag Division without the eternal Tag Champs. Welcome back A-Team!!! And a special shout out to O.G. Gibbs. It's been way too long brother.

 

- And now ladies and gents, here is the vintage "I almost won that match" rp from Boob. Maybe Jay will hire someone to be a replay official for matches. It's the wave of the future.

 

- Drago and Crossbones now. This may end up being match of the night. If it can live up to the build up. Drago is the king of late 80's early 90's pop music. Music that you would never use as wrestling theme music. The cell is lowered. Here we go!!! I wonder if anyone will ever just have a clean break up against the ropes or in the corner. If they have, I haven't seen it yet. #DareToBeDifferent. This has spilled outside the ring already. Definitely a barn burner. You know its a fight when neither guy has any filled reversal spots. There goes the side of the cage. You know where they are heading. X-Bones is making the ascent up. Drago follows. Don't do anything too risky. Snap suplex, that panel of the cage almost folded in half. Dangerously close to the edge now. BAH GAWD!!!!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!! Well, maybe not since he's a pirate. Geez, X-Bones once again on the wrong end of a fall. RAINMAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by Drago. Back on top of the cage. Drago is a SAVAGE!!!! Threw him off again and followed it with a diving leg drop from the top of the cage. What a war. But there's no quit in Bones. Drago retains. What a match!!!

 

- Big Ed is mad. You don't want Big Ed mad.

 

End of Page 8

 

Page 9

 

- I think that's puttin' some RESPEK on that match and that feud.

 

- Hours later, Tre is still sweating from that colossal let down against Leon. This can't be the only woman that scares Tre. Have you seen some of these Bombshells??? Tre leaving Rags?? Interesting.

 

- Willow is a woman of few words. But is too much like her father.

 

- Co-Main Event time. Sensation v. Mugen in a street fight. There must be a web site for everything. This footage came from OverthrowTheGoverment.net.eu.uk. Everyone has there specialties, and Mugen leads OCW in the WHOOP-WHOOP music. Sounds like I should be jabbing an ice pick in my retinas. Love Jay's shirt. His braces are too high up. They should be supporting those calves. I expect this to be a violent match. Mugen is the master of dumping you on a weapon and Jay's FPR is so terrible, that he is built for this type of match. What a vertical Pine-Plex. Surprisingly, Jay seems in control early on. Jay is hanging in there. Gotta test him for Bull Shark Testosterone. Jay is wearing Mugen out with that Singapore Cane. And Jay just died.. RIP. Was that the Ortiz Express?? Mugen kicks out. BIG german suplex on that ladder. And he's not done, dominator on the ladder now. Too bad we are all PG now, someone would be getting some color in this match. And another dump on the ladder. Jay keeps getting up. He put 11 years and countless hours in to this place. You know Jay will die in the ring before giving control to anyone. 2 COUNT after the package piledriver. Good reversal to avoid the LARIOOOTTTOOOOOOOOOO!!! Jay caught him with a Package Piledriver of his own. Mugen kicks out. Frustration is setting in for Jay. DAMN on the chair once again. Oh my god. Mugen wins. Mugen beings badgering Jay. Jay starts going to work on Mugen. Wait.... lights are out. Purge theme begins to play. Could this be THE END? The hell is this bafoon??? Oh wait........... FROM LACY WITH LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MUST BE......... OH WAIT......

http://memecrunch.com/meme/6XFT9/it-was-me-all-along-whokilledlucy/image.jpg?w=400&c=1

The Purge is Real!!!!

 

- I'm sure B-17 will rebound. I'm not too sure who Duayne Hobbs is. But it looks like he's going to get B17 or Mr. Caine back on track.

 

End of Page 9

 

Page 10

 

- A rather formal coronation of Sophia as the Turmoil Women's champion. And she's pretty good at the shill. Haus of Hoot.com

 

- Too many different emotions for Tobin here. Beat the Monster but had to face Sam, his long lost father, as soon as he gets back to Gorilla. Crazy.

 

- OCW Title Match. Pugh v. Ortiz. This escalated once Pugh acquired the World Title. The Franchize has hit the ring. What does Pugh have up his sleeve here? This is for all the marbles. Past v. Present. Nate is towering over Pugh. Pugh is going to have to try and be quicker that Nate. He's not gonna win trying to go toe to toe. Pretty even so far. Pugh, you gotta hook that leg when pinning Nate. He's too much of a vet to let that go over. PEPPERTON SLEEPER!! Never noticed when the ref counts outside the ring, he actually using his fingers. Ortiz over the top rope with a plancha on to Pugh. That's why he's the Franchize folks. WOAH!!!!!! Pugh his Ortiz with the Ortiz Express. That fiend will do anything to keep the strap. Pugh-Degree 2.0!!! It's over Pugh retains. He has shown and proved that he is not a good guy or a bad guy. He is THE Guy. And not THE Guy like Jookie. But the face of OCW Guy, Guy. Damn it, stop sounding like Jook.

 

 

Remind me to never do this page by page for Lution ever again. TOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN LONG!!

 

Jay, I know i've said this to you on numerous occasions, but 10 Lutions and 11 years for this place. It is by far the best gaming community that I have ever been apart of. Congrats to all for there work in putting this show on. Here's to 11 more years. By then Sean will probably be about 78 years old.

 

ILU guys.

[Matsuda]

Purge is neat.

[K.Dangelo]

Even though Suda is real wrestler now hopefully he'll be able to more active . We all have our real life stuff but you are a champion and hopefully you get some time to become more active ( possibly Espado rematch hell Pugh got one ).

Dimsmore was nice if he comes back .

A-Team gonna have to earn those titles again , we are in the Savage Era !

Gerald is gonna be a corrupt boss .... Awesome !

Turmoil guys did good damn sissies.

Steve you looked like Carlos Cruz .

Ragnarok smh shameful .

These are just thoughts from a preshow busta .

Fav 5 Dennis, Jackson, Mugen, Drago and Tobin .

[K.Dangelo]

So Pug says Matt aka Leon was dirty in this match . He called for the match to be a handicap and the the Rags to job out to him . Leslie was ready for the match but they went ahead without him. Leslie is still a slimeball .

[Tiberius Dupree]

So Pug says Matt aka Leon was dirty in this match . He called for the match to be a handicap and the the Rags to job out to him . Leslie was ready for the match but they went ahead without him. Leslie is still a slimeball .

 

Common sense is elusive to some people.

 

I for one wouldn't have gotten into a tag feud 2 weeks before the big day unless I was sure my availability was open. If I recall them setting a date after deadline. Dealing with servers and twitch at the last minute is pushing it b.

[Pugh]

Smythe shoulda lost his shit, but I remember being in the party when they agreed to leave out Smythe and it was a full week til lution

[Bloom]

False, Smythe was in the match until he know showed, if it was decided he wasn't in the match I was in the dark as well. Parker was going to fill in, but real life stuff got in the way. Fact is Smythe repeatedly no showed and didn't respond too messages so jay said handicap.

 

Yea I honestly thought if it was 2 on 1 Leon would job and then we could do smythe vs leon 2 electric SHUGABOO, but then Matt went into Motherfucker of the year mode!

 

haahahaaha