Joe Zhivago Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 *Audio recording from a recent wrestling podcast featuring Joe Zhivago* Interviewer: Joe Zhivago, thanks for joining me here on the podcast. Joe: It's my pleasure. I'm just sorry you couldn't get hold of some of the more exciting guys. The interviewer laughs awkwardly. Interviewer: Let's get straight into it then. You've been with OCW for a few months now, how do feel about the current state of the company? Joe: To be honest, I thought it was bad when I first joined, but now they're just letting any old bag man or guys dressed like clowns join. Apparently, in OCW, if you're not an alcoholic, a vampire, a giant asshole or narcissist, you're a nobody. Every day is a battle, trying not to drown in everyone's over-inflated ego. Interviewer: Wow, sounds like you're a little bitter there. Joe: I'm just calling it how I see it. I don't have much of gimmick - I'm not bad guy, wouldn't even say I'm a good guy... I'm literally just a guy from a tiny village in Scotland. Maybe I should watch some movies or something for inspiration - maybe Star Wars, that scene in the cantina springs to mind. Joe laughs to himself. Joe: Seriously though, coming to America has been a big eye opener. Everything here is bigger - the buildings, the cars, the personalities. Admittedly, I do find it overwhelming and a part of me longs for my simple life back again, but I'm in too deep now and I have scores to settle. Interviewer: Scores like Big Ed? Joe: That's right… I obviously underestimated how crazy he really is. I should have kept my nose out of his business, but I didn't and now my Uncle is in hospital. I need to put this right. Ed’s the one who deserves to be in hospital and I'm going to send him there. Interviewer: How is your Uncle doing? Joe: He's doing a lot better now, thank you for asking. He's a tough old bastard, it will take more than some crusty bikers to finish him off. Interviewer: Glad to hear it. Now I'm afraid we only have time for one last question - what goals do have and how do you hope to achieve them? Joe: I fully intend to make a name for myself at OCW, and of course, I'd love to win some Championship gold eventually. If I can achieve this while staying true to who I am, well, that's all I can ask for really... 6 "In my own special way, I am rooting for you, but for the most part I want to see you fail…" Mr. Sensation, The Mini Desk - Multi-Tasking Edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Black Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Yea! I like it. Go for that belt! (Stay the hell away from mine!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Zhivago Posted May 21, 2016 Author Share Posted May 21, 2016 When I finally take your belt, I'm going to freeze you in carbonite and keep you on display as a warning to all challengers. 1 "In my own special way, I am rooting for you, but for the most part I want to see you fail…" Mr. Sensation, The Mini Desk - Multi-Tasking Edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Black Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Lmao Joe Z fett, bounty hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Rose Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Joe "Fett" Zhivago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack E Quinn Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 ive decided on my new gimmick. a giant narcissistic alcoholic vampire who is also an asshole. ill be over AF 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloom Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 ive decided on my new gimmick. a giant narcissistic alcoholic vampire who is also an asshole. ill be over AF We have 3 Vampires, 2 Juggalos, a Dermon err Demon, a Pan Sexual, 5%ers , Goons, a Scumbag, a Narcissist, whatever Kwan is, a prince Mandingo, 3 fat guys, 1 who builds and eats, 1 who just eats, and one who flips and eats etc 5 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-17 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 We have 3 Vampires, 2 Juggalos, a Dermon err Demon, a Pan Sexual, 5%ers , Goons, a Scumbag, a Narcissist, whatever Kwan is, a prince Mandingo, 3 fat guys, 1 who builds and eats, 1 who just eats, and one who flips and eats etc And ghost sensation. 1 "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Gauge Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 ...still trying to figure out where in there my guy is. Want to be on the Watering Hole? Message Me. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/bestnewsegment2016.png B17 - "Jordan Jax has Stone Cold moves. Rock taunts and Cena jorts. He's the wrestling equivalent of a hipster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Black Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 ...still trying to figure out where in there my guy is. You're obviously the One who eats good dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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