Turmoil 127

[Tobin Frost]

This thread isn't going down that path. Been here to long and been through too much to take things further. When you ask for a fill in and said person agrees to a time and doesn't show up, you gotta find someone else. Dustin stepped in last week and we got it done. But eh like I said video at the end was cool and I would have been fine with it had you just said hey we'd like to do a beat down vid if you don't mind. Just don't pull that again and you're good.

[Bloom]

Before the thread gets locked for more dumb fuckery, i take the blame on Ed looking like he does vinyl porn. I'm throwing shit at the wall until we have a star on our hands. Maybe 90s weirdo porn wasnt the answer, but we had to try damnit!

 

Aye man you keep trying till something works. Sean McGee looked like a fuckinf butler with a suit jacket for most of 2012.

[Dennis Black]

Aye man you keep trying till something works. Sean McGee looked like a fuckinf butler with a suit jacket for most of 2012.

 

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[Blake MaJin]

I am sorry Jacob friend. It will not happen again. You have my word friend. :)

[Alex Robinson]

This is the last show I'll put together for 3 weeks, any future problems please send flaming poop bags to Leon.

 

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[Cactus Gauge]

Yo son, snap, crackle, and pop b! I off the chain! Scoot scoot! Hoot! Woo, woo, woo!

[Drago Cesar]

Gentleman Jack's RP had me DYING. The Pootie Tang references with Jay's dialogue destroyed my sides. Wa da tah!

[Jackson Montgomery]

Good show. I liked the ending to Malu/Skull Face #1. Only problems I had were Sebs entrance and the Cactus/Dustin match. Those had errors.

 

Skull Face #whatever. What makes you think you can hang with the champions? It's easy to beat someone down 3 on 1. Especially after you got wrecked. Not only do I turn down your challenge, I spit on it!

[Gentleman Jack]

The Gentleman's Review:

 

1. De'Relic & Co – So exited to see you guys make a debut. I've had a dark match with a couple of these guys and let me tell you, Mercer is a damned monster! Also glad to have more managers around, I bet we can have some fun in the future. Only downside to you guys is your weird, celtic, lesbian music. I feared you already, now I just giggle at that ridiculous shit. Its only my opinion though and I dressed Ed as a leather daddy so don't take it as gospel.

 

2. Gentleman's Club - Won't discuss my own shit so I'll take this time to do a plug for us instead. I'd love to add members to the club. If you love to wrestle but hate rping, give me a shout! We can help each other! I'm a full service manager folks. Ill do any writing you want, attempt to set up feuds, and kiss management's ass for you if you have too much pride! Call today!

 

3. Seb Abbot / Ring Rat Barbie / Special Needs Dennis / Clowns et al – Jesus how much shit can you guys cram into one, long, run on segment? Thankfully the answer is a lot because this was basically the meat and potatoes of the show. Seb shows he can be steady hand, team HPV does its thing, clowns, hazzuh!

 

4. Cactus Gage / Dustin White – The match didn't load so I have nothing for you. Unless I missed it there were no rps for it either which bums me the fuck out. Cactus is entertaining and Dustin had a little sizzle from last week. Oh well, opportunity lost.

 

5. Malu / Jackson – This one may just turn out to be super fun if you let it. I like this angrier Jackson. This feud has a little hint of realness to it that I missed in the last go around. I hope you two dont pussy fart around with each other. Set an example for us. Get viscous!

 

6. Sophia / Pyra – Five bucks says the character of Dennis Black is jerking it to this match in a bathroom while Madison is blowing a cabana boy across the resort during their holiday.

 

7. Sid / Austin – Stop cock teasing us and come back already. I want to work with you in the future soooooo bad.

 

8. Malu / Scoliosis #1 – Did skull kid make himself tap out? Watch the submit bar, its nutty. Then he goes and takes liberties with Malu after the fact with no permission, then has the nerve to call out two champions to a show that's already booked. Holy shit snacks! I don't know if I should applaud their fuck it attitude and huge balls or chastise them for being retarded. Making sense of the skulls is like watching Kindergarten Cop on an ether binge. You know you shouldn't but the allure is there. How long O Lord, how long?

 

9. Willow / Random Piece of Cooz / Sophia – I just wanted to type random piece of cooz. Also Sophia has bigger balls than the rest of us put together and you all know it. Looking forward to the showdown!

 

10. Big Ed / Kassidy – That's one more for the Gentleman's Club. Ed you're a monster and I love working with you. Kassidy, I love your look and style so much. I hope we get a Kassidy vs The Club story down the road. Or you can do the decent thing and just put on the damn shirt. We're going Tank hunting, you know you want to :)

 

This seamed like a weak show to me, even by our Turmoil standards. I still have the taste of Riot in my mouth though so that may play a part. That was just such a pimp episode of Riot and we did a shameful job of trying to match it. We're the bastard, red headed, step child. We need to have a chip on our shoulder and a fire in our belly that I didn't see. Let's try to go a week without sounding like cunty brats and try to do something special at the show instead. Its so crazy it just may work!

[Jacob Trance]

Last weeks show was on fire, sadly it turned into CryFest2k16