Rough Morning

[Jacob Trance]

The following segment has been pre-recorded and took place before Turmoil this week.

 

Video footage begins inside of a car, the interior is modest sized and fairly well looked after. In the passenger seat sits an “Obese Mode Aries” plush toy which gives a slight hint as to who it might be. The doors click as they're unlocked remotely followed by them opening and Jacob Trance getting into view of the GoPro recording rig as he sits down and buckles up.

 

Trance: So uh… This is meant to be an OCW Road Buddies episode but… Aries is suffering from temporary soul separation so it's more like OCW Trance Drives To Work.

 

He sighs and puts the key in the ignition, turning the engine over.

 

Trance: Hopefully though we can will have a good time for you guys… Ain't that right Stuffries?

 

Trance checks his mirrors then reverses and pulls out after giving a salute to the stuffed toy.

 

Trance: So basically since the relocation to Terminal 5 shows are way easier to get to. You’ve got no idea how stressful life on the road can be, perpetually driving. It puts a lot of stress on family life but thankfully the way it is currently I only make this trip at most four times a week and fly out to wherever the pay per view is at the end of the month.

 

Trance turns right into a gas station.

 

Trance: Unfortunately it means I use less gas, which is a good thing but I'm always forgetting to fill it up. So if you'd kindly wait here with Stuffries I’ll get that handled.

 

Trance exits the car and the dashboard camera swivels to follow him, the sounds of the outside world muffles slightly but is still audible.

 

Trance: Gas prices here though are way worse than back in Jacobs Falls, owning a town means I used to get it for free.

 

In the background a police car can be seen pulling up and the officers get out as Trance continues to pump gas. They eventually walk into Trances view and he offers a wave.

 

Trance: Good morning officers, how are you guys doing?

 

The nearest officer grabs Trances hand and wrenches it round behind his back, causing as grimace of pain. A faint click is heard through the windshield as handcuffs are put on.

 

Officer: Jacob Trance you are under arrest for suspicion of robbery. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you by the state. You have the right to remain silent, if you opt to waive this right anything you say can and will be used in a court of law.

 

Trance struggles a little.

 

Trance: Well this is bullshit… Where the hell did I rob?

 

The police officer doesn't take too kindly to Jacob’s language or struggling and slams his head into the hood of the car, knocking him out. The two officers haul him off into the squad car as the rain continues to fall and the dash camera switches back to interior view, Stuffries, is all alone as the scene fades.

[Jacob Trance]

39 views, no mark outs, no comments. Time to retire.

[Dennis Black]

Never !

[B-17]

Never !

 

I thought we were marking out for the "retire"?

[Cactus Gauge]

I am out of mark outs for you, or you would have gotten one yesterday.

[Bray]

I'm sure my sister can help you out, Jacob.

[Jacob Trance]

I'm sure my sister can help you out, Jacob.

 

Yeah I might need a lawyer, they let me have a phone call but it went straight to Aries voice mail.

 

They also let me have a social media post.