Versus Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The camera man is walking across a large front lawn, following arrows staked into the ground that have "Dis way yous guys" written on them. Some just have a smiley face. As the camera man turns the corner, he see's a ridiculously large bouncy house (complete with fake blow up palm trees attached in the front), behind a large white pvc fence. On that fence a banner is hung that reads "Welcome Revolutionaries". As you walk through the door, you see Versus wearing an apron that looks like a woman's body in a french maid's outfit printed on the front. Nate can be seen helping Ed bring out a cooler full of adult beverages, followed by KD carrying a cooler a bit larger than that one, by himself, out of the house. Everyone's banged up, bruised and still tired from the night of chaos that was Summercide. Dennis, leaning back in a lawn chair, tossing a football in the air to himself, Sophia's face still bruised, which Madison is incessantly trying to help cover up using makeup, but Sophia gently swats away each attempt telling her no, turning her head from side to side to avoid Madison’s makeup sponge. Ed tosses KD a beer, and Versus throws a lot of meat on the grill, as he turns around, looks at the crew. He notices that everyone's kind of doing their own thing. Versus: Who wants a burger, and who wants a T-Bone? KD, no need to say anything, I already got 4 of each grillin up for ya. Nobody really moves, or reacts, except KD. KD smiles, because...well...steak. Versus: Really? This is how Rev Inc is gonna hold it down? Suicide Squatters out there getting tatted up, bonding, and what, you guys can't tell me if you want a burger? Sophia: Mad- Mad- Madison!! Stoppppp! Sophia grabs Madison's wrists to get her to stop for a minute, and as they struggle she looks over her shoulder to call out to Versus. Sophia: Yeah I'll have a burgah!- er.. burger. Dennis: You gonna be there to take it off the grill and serve it to us, or are we gonna fend for ourselves. Versus pinches the upper bridge of his nose and breathes deeply. Versus: Madison, have you let the boy watch all of Summercide, or just his own match? Madison: Well I mean… I've had his match playing on loop...is that bad? Nate: Well, it explains his outburst on Turmoil. Dennis perks up a little bit, and looks at Versus and Nate curiously. Dennis: What do you mean? Versus: Well, while Carnage was getting ravaged by the Squatters, we had our own issues. Sophia was still getting bandaged up after the chlamydia crew took a beating to her. KD had a vending machine laying on top of him, and not because he couldn't get his SunChips. KD: Mmmhmmm. Versus: ...and Nate and I we got a surprise visit from like 20 skull kids. I personally had 2 of my best bongs kiss the side of my skull, and of course, I took it like a champ! Nate: You got knocked unconscious. Versus: Yeah...yeah I did. So yeah, while you were out there fending for yourself, we already had some surprise visits as well...and, well, the numbers got the best of all of us that night. Dennis takes a deep breath and looks to the sky, and shakes his head a bit. Dennis: No idea...I had no idea. I'm sorry I called you guys out like that, I'm not used to having people covering my back. Madison makes a frowny face :( Versus: If it wasn't for that damn consciousness thing, we woulda been there! Dennis: I know. Versus: Speaking of which...KD how'd you even get out from under that thing? KD: Garden Salsa Sun Chips. Sophia: What? KD: Ate em all, then pushed the sissy vending machine into the next room. Versus: That's gotta account for like a half a pound. Did you NEED to eat them? KD: Garden...Salsa... Sophia and some of the gang look to each other and nod in agreement. Someone tosses out the notion that Bill Ding would be proud. Nate: Nuff said. So look, we need to have a plan, and Versus and I we've been piecing one together. Versus takes out his V-Vaporizer (copyright Versus 2016) and starts to smoke it like a pipe...the kind smart people use when they're about to say something mindblowing. (Wait for it… Waiiit forrrr iiiiit…) Versus: Yes. Yes we have. Everyone just stares at Versus waiting for him to say whatever's next. (Cue awkward silence) Sophia: AND?!?! Versus: Oh, right, yeah, I got a bouncy house. Group: WHAT?! Versus: Yeah, biggest one in Massachusetts and it comes with a volcano!! It's not active, but...it's probably for the better, I don't have much luck with active volcanos. AND it has palm trees, no coconuts though… safety haza- Sophia: NO, about the plan! What's next? Versus: Oh! Just cover each others back, that's what's next. Nobody goes it alone from here on out, I have a feeling stuffs about to get crazy. So in the meantime, you let your good buddy Versus handle a few things. You'll see what we got planned, and as long as nobody breaks any more of my bongs, then the plan will go along smoothly. Madison: What happens if someone breaks one of your bongs? Versus: You really want to know? I'm going to get my knife, and my lighter, find whoever did it, and ask them politely to pay for it. If they choose not to, I'll simply go buy a new one...but I WON'T be happy about it. Nate: That's it? Then, why the knife? Versus: Gotta get the bubble wrap off. Now... Ed's gonna man the grill, let's have a toast. (all members hold their beers/glasses up)To Dennis dawning the OCW2k17 cover, and looking damn mean doing it. Dennis: To Rev Inc starting fresh! Nate: To....KD's running...he's running...he's running...aaand he's in the bouncy house. Everyone in Rev Inc is shocked by KD jumping around (emotionless) in the bouncy house. Nate: Reinforced? Versus: Yeah, they used the same stuff in the thing that caught that guy that jumped out of an airplane with no parachute. Nate: Smart. Scene closes with Sophia making her way into the bouncy house, with Madison not far behind, still harrassing her with the makeup sponge. Nate, Versus and Dennis are hanging by the grill chatting and KD...well...KD's having himself a good ol time in the bouncy house. 11 http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Trance Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 I can genuinely imagine KD just bouncing around on the castle, straight faced... Jesus. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloom Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 I can genuinely imagine KD just bouncing around on the castle, straight faced... Jesus. KD:Bouncy houses are for sissyssss Kd: Weeeeeee 6 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Trance Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 KD:Bouncy houses are for sissyssss Kd: Weeeeeee Climbs up it and just moonsaults a child. Because he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloom Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Climbs up it and just moonsaults a child. Because he can. I REMEMBER THE B.M.E Blackest Moonsault Ever!!!!! HE NEEDS TO HIT THAT VERSUS LARGE EDWARD!!!! VADERSAULT! Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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