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Drago & Versus Train...For the Most Part


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Scene opens to an empty dusty old gym, sunlight shining in through the withered window panes are captured in the dust particles. Old photos of wrestlers that time's forgot, war veterans and group shots of friends in good times line the walls. The doors swing open and make a heavy thud against the wall as Bubba walks in first, closely followed by Versus and Drago.

 

Drago: Why you bring big small titantron with you to wrestle?

 

Versus: They call it an iPad, it's new to me too. I like to have some background noise when I'm studying, you know?

Drago No.

Versus: Right...military...so do you have wifi in this place?

 

Drago: Wi...fi?

 

Versus: Riiiiiight...let's see here...

 

Versus scrolls through available wifi networks, and finds the strongest signal.

Versus: Hmmm...I guess there's more than one benefit to having that strip club next to your gym.

 

Drago: Distractions. That's why I put in dusty windows.

 

Versus: You're a weird dude man. Ok...old westerns, SNL, Home Alone...here we go, I'll just play this 80's tv station aaannnnnnd, (hits play) let's do this.

 

Drago: Why you don't want to use Dime Bag again?

 

Versus: I come too original to share something as important as a finishing move with anyone else. So, when I saw that Parker was using the "Truth Siren", and everyone referring to a move that I made famous as something other than the Dime Bag Drop, then it's time for me to zag. Ya know?

 

Drago: I respect. So what you thinking?

 

Versus: Well, for one of em, I kinda want a flippy thing.

 

Drago: What you mean, flippy thing?

 

Versus: Something that looks flippy, but isn't really super flippy, like...something that someone my age can do.

 

Drago: Still don't understand flippy.

Versus: Like Dennis's moves, but not as fast, fluid, crisp or nice looking, but will cause a lot of pain.

 

Drago: Hurricanrana?

 

Versus: Basic.

 

Drago: Reverse hurricanrana?

 

Versus: Interesting...show me.

 

Drago and Versus go into the ring, Drago steps behind Versus leaps up, grabs Versus head with his legs/feet and flips Versus backwards and directly onto the top of his head.

 

Versus: Holy hell dude!! Me no think Him head to bounce off ground like that?!

 

Drago: I did not do full strength. You like?

 

Versus: Ugh....I'll let you know when my head stops pounding.

 

As Versus is rubbing his temples to lose the pounding in his head, Drago looks over at Versus' iPad and a television show is showing two well dressed men, driving a fancy fast boat across the front of the Miami skyline. Drago, seemingly in a trance, takes a few steps over to the iPad.

 

Drago: What is this? Who are these men?

 

Versus: Huh?

 

Versus gets up, walks over, grabs the iPad to take a closer look and shares the screen with Drago.

Versus: That, my friend, that is James Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. Or as known to the rest of the free world, Miami Vice.

 

Drago: They are police?

 

Versus: Kinda. They kind of instill their own brand of bad ass justice when called for, and the ladies love em.

 

Drago: They dress like kings, but they fight like warriors. You will teach me more of this Miami Vice when we finish training?

 

Versus: Sure man, I have a membership to Hulu now so we can binge watch the hell out of that show later.

 

Drago: No, I wish to experience this. You will be Tubbs.

 

Versus: Wait...what?

 

Drago: Yes. You, Bubba and myself will get fancy suits with pastel shirt, solve crimes in Miami on our days off.

Versus: Don't forget cool shades.

 

Drago: Yes, shades that are cool. We will need those.

Versus: Ok, when do you want to do it?

 

Drago: Next day off.

 

Versus looks at his schedule, and notices he is pretty booked up for the next week and a half. He purses his lips and thinks for a minute.

 

Versus: Ok, so I can't do it, but, I have a feeling I know someone who would be down for something like that and is kind of a closet Vice fan.

 

Versus grabs his phone and dials a number and puts it on speaker phone. The phone rings and someone picks up on the other end but doesn't speak.

 

Versus: My man!! How we doin today KD?

 

KD: Aight.

Versus: So I'm here with Drago....

 

Drago: Hi KD!!

 

KD: Drago.

 

Versus: If you have any pertinent plans in the next couple weeks tell me now before I get you so psyched that you can't control your excitement.

 

KD: Nah.

 

Versus: Perfect! So, our man here just got himself hooked on Miami freaking Vice.

 

Silence

 

Versus: I know right?! So, he said he wanted to head down to Miami and kinda roll out his own Miami Vicey type of justice and all he needs is his Tubbs! So wadddya say big guy? Perfect weather, perfect women, get to wear sweet suits, chase criminals...what's not to love right?!

 

KD: Ray-Ban's?

 

Versus: Hell yea man.

 

KD: I'm in.

 

Versus: Awesome, I'll have Ed shoot over the travel itinterary and stuff soon. You psyched guys?! Real life Miami Vice!

 

Drago: I'm excited. KD, I look forward to fighting the crimes with you soon.

 

KD: Later.

 

KD hangs up the phone, and Versus looks over at Drago with a big smile.

 

Versus: Great, great stuff. So, now that the throbbing is gone from my head, let's talk bout these moves. I had an idea for a quick, impactful finisher that has zero flippy in it.

 

Versus and Drago step back into the ring and Versus puts Drago into a headlock as the scene fades out to the soothing sounds of the Miami Vice theme song.

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