Gentleman Jack Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 Disclaimer: The following post contains rumors and opinions that are of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of OCW. If any of these rumors are to be proven true, we'll let you know as soon as possible. Rumors have swirled since this weekend that Turmoil is in for a seismic shift. Reports have surfaced online that a secret, four day long, closed door session of the OCW Board of Directors has taken place in New York City. Though we don't for sure what caused the board to convene, credible sources have reached to out us with possible explanations. The rumor gaining the most traction as of Wednesday morning is that OCW will moving its corporate office overseas beginning in the next fiscal quarter. Due to the changing political climate in the United States, many Board Members are actively pursuing relocation efforts due to their worries over the US's economic future under President Elect Trump. When reached for comment, OCW Hall of Fame member Versus stated, “I hear Amsterdam is lovely this time of year. Though the current high rates of STD's in the sex worker industry does concern me for the well being of 92.7% of the OCW roster.” Another rumor circling the internet is that Jayson Sensation, founding member of OCW, is stepping down due to health concerns. When reached for comment, representatives for Mr. Sensation simply said, “Tippy toe to the wicker tree, white devil reached into my pockets for the last time, death to the ACA.” This was then followed by an approximately 27 minute rant on why The Chinese,“Don't have no souls”. While this publication thinks you the reader deserve the full story, most of Mr. Sensation's views are simply unprintable. While these two outcomes are the early favorites, various media outlets are also stating that the meetings may have in fact been arranged to launch a cover up over the disappearance of Lei Mei, the famed Japanese actress who was last spotted leaving a condo that had been leased to OCW contractor B-17 during his off season movie shoot. While no charges have been filed and Mr. 17 has openly and publicly cooperated with the investigation, one can't help but think the worst when discussing this once great man and his rapid fall from grace in the public eye. Thankfully, all of this speculation will come to an end this week as the Board has now publicly stated they will be sending an official representative to kick off Turmoil. Is the company moving? Why does Mr. Sensation pretend to be his own PR department? Do the Chinese in fact have souls? Did B-17 viciously rape, murder, bury, dig up, rape again, and rebury Lei Mei? Tune in this week to the season debut of Turmoil to find out! 12 http://i.imgur.com/FPLnAHN.jpg http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/pushingthelimit.png
Tiberius Dupree Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 Definitely rumors, you have to be actually ENTERTAINING to be in a movie. 3 "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
B-17 Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 This is Lucus Black http://static.srcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/Fast-and-Furious-3-Tokyo-Drift-Lucas-Black-Sean-Boswell.jpg Point invalid. "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
Kassidy Hayes Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 A ocw dirtsheet. Dont let jett draven read these, instant facts 2
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