Certified Greatness 2017

[Sophia]

Did Dupree have a bow in his hair??

[Bloom]

Shout out to Jonny D!

[Anthony Baker]

Baker Reviews CG!

 

Madison Opening Promo

 

I hate her. She's getting annoying. I wish someone would just break her spine already. She called out all the flakes but me.. Hm. Just wait Madison. I see you. But.. I do have to say congrats Dennis on one year. You have worked hard for it, and hopefully you lose it soon so you can start a new run.

 

Prince segement 1

 

Prince came to play, and he wants to kick the shit out of Smythe. Will Smythe show? Probably not.

 

Alex Robinson vs H. Holly Hunter

 

I hate Alex Robinson. Her big eyes bother me.. Isn't she like 60? But this was a match. They both came out to get the W, and HHH won. Good match though.

 

Jackson Promo

 

Does Charlene get to see more of Jackson after the show if you know what I mean? The description of this segment was perfect. I pictured everything and it made the segment so much better. Good stuff JackMo.

 

Prince promo 2

 

Prince really wants to end Smythe's career and I love it. Kill him.

 

Prince vs ???

 

THE INDY DARLIN CAME TO PLAY. This was a weird match to watch. New Prince, and dude coming out like a girl. I mean this is 2017. Shoulda seen it coming. It was a good one though.

 

Madison/Dennis Segment

 

Madison sure knows how to make Dennis happy. Besides opening her legs. Poor guy. This segment was really good honestly. RD came in and shut the hoe's mouth, and did what he does.

 

H2O Promo

AERIAL ASSASSIN B! H2O is doing his thing, and it's amazing. Keep it up homie!

 

Jackson vs Dimsmore

 

I know someone that owns the same Trump shirt.. These two men came out to kill each other. What a win for Jackson though. Hopefully he can pick up a few more wins like that.

 

Sophia/Madison segment

 

Madison better know her role before Sophia smacks that ass. That's all I have to say about that.

 

Hayes/Black/Cox Segment

 

The Bromance of Kass and Dennis is actually really great because it's a true bromance. Nothing about it is fake.

 

Lawrence Larkspur segment

 

The indy darling is here to thrust deep inside OCW, and I love it. It's 2017 B! LETS GO! Someone push this man! Straight into KD. Too far?

 

JIMMY HENRY & CACTUS GAUGE vs C17 & AUSTIN LEE

 

The hyper fighting hurt my head so I had to step away during the match I'm not going to lie. But it was one hell of a match. There were times when the entire viewing party was going crazy. Kinda upset that Big nose, and Austin got the W. But, good match you four.

 

Drago promo

 

Johnny Law, and Baby Bubba have a connection, and it's so beautiful. DRAGANA. BAKERS FUTURE WIFE?! I'm kidding don't fight me. I can't wait to see what comes from this!

 

Eerie vs Madison

 

This entire match was so unsafe. Someone should've died by the time the final bell rang. I'm sure Madison has aids now... She grabbed her too much B. Madison came out with the win.. But she got her ass beat by Anna Mosity, and HELL YEAH! Escapes jail, and kicks some ass!

 

Parker/Leon segment

 

I know I'm late but it is nice to see Parker back. Leon is guilty, and that's that.

 

Bill Ding segment

 

DADDY DING! The man that built this city! God I love Bill Ding so much. Keep it up daddeh!

 

H2O vs Pugh

 

Holy shit. My match of the night honestly. H2O came to show out, and most likely had Pugh shaking in his boots. Pugh ate the sweet, sweet super kicks like it was nothing, and proceeded to not lay down.. H2O wouldn't lay down either and these two just went trait at it! Jesus! H2O almost had it, and I'm still salty for him! Maybe next time buddy!

 

Tibby segment

He's getting ready! Buffness better run b!

 

Alexa Hayes vs Sophia

 

This match was really good as well. Only because Sophia won. Fuck you Kass. Sophia needs to hold this title for the longest time. It fits on her waist.

 

Eerie/Anna segment

 

Hell yes! The bad bitches are back together and I love it.

 

Betterness vs Buffness

 

This match ended how I expected.. Buffness still has ring rust, but this match he actually provided a fight, and could've possibly came away with the win.

 

Nate/RD Segment

 

Franchize Greatness b! I dig it!

 

The Butcher vs Bill Ding

 

The fact that this match was able to be done offline helped it so much! 2K screws the hardcore match online because we can't use half of the features in the game. These two men killed each other. The Butcher beat Ding through the entire arena, but Ding built this city, and his run as hardcore champion is not done yet!

 

Leon vs Nate

 

The opening to this match was crazy. The throwbacks made me miss the old games so much. Nate came out with Dress pants and was ready to bring it to Leon. There were so many times where I thought that Leon had it. But the GOAT came through, and beat Leon. Now arrest him! Unless the priest has something else planned..

 

Mugen/Sensation segment

 

Mugen is going insane and jesus does it fit! It's such a well put together thing. Can't wait for what happens next!

 

Dennis vs RD

 

Dennis' entrance had me dying. Should've seen it coming. RD came to win, and the title slipped right through his hands.. He brought the hands to Dennis and speared him in half so many times.. But, Dennis being Dennis pulled it out and is still the champion. Until Suda comes and steals the title from him. Can't wait for Lution!

 

Great show everyone! Before it came out people were worried that it wasn't going to have enough content, and jesus. The matches and even the segments were amazing. So good job everyone, Road to glory here we come!

[Bloom]

M.Bison Cox

 

and

 

Big Boss Blek

 

.............

[Sophia]

Also the ongoing talk about Alex Robinson's 60+ yr old ass somehow still competing has me chuckling. Sorry Alex, even vaginal rejuvenation couldn't save u from das shovel

[Madison Cox]

M.Bison Cox

 

and

 

Big Boss Blek

 

.............

 

 

 

 

I demand this be photoshopped with the correct logo and used on the cover of OCW magazine.

[Sophia]

I just noticed the trigger warning..... LOL

[Dennis Black]

There's a trigger warning? Lol

[H20_]

Bloom I had my theme changed for you bro. Honestly, I didn't have a clue for theme for H2O. But I took my time and found one and sticking to it.

[Drago Cesar]

Madison RP: It's kinda crazy how Madison went from just a manager into the best heel we have on the roster. Pretty much everything she says has me either heated or cringing. She just doesn't know when to stop b!

 

Alex Robinson vs. HHH: Pretty solid opener! Think the highlight of this one was the finishing sequence. Looked really smooth.

 

Jackson RP: I was fairly excited to see JackMo vs. Dims heading into this, and this was a good read. Definitely felt like the calm before the storm. Someone's gonna get the crap kicked out of him.

 

Prince RP: I'm glad that Prince is still trying to keep the feud alive despite Voldemort not being around to do the match. Made me a little sad since I actually wanted to see their FINARU BATTLE. Maybe next time.

 

Prince vs. ???: Aside from Prince borrowing Nate's tights, I dig the look and the theme. As for what he's fighting....Well he's certainly got a memorable look. Prince struggling to keep up with Lawrence, gotta watch the spacing and make sure you're within range to connect with your moves b. Lawrence takes the win after....I guess he like, rips Prince's spleen out or something, I'm not sure. Either way, good on Prince for working a match.

 

Dennis/Madison/RD RP: Dennis questioning whether he's truly an underdoge and Madison clearly knowing that he hasn't been one for forever....hmm......I love reading RD's stuff. Will Dennis catch the hands????

 

H2O RP: He's the head rookie for a reason.

 

??? RP: idk bubba

 

JackMo vs. Dimsmore: Now this was a FITE! When Jackson sent Dims out the ring with the belly to belly? Oooof. Solid match.

 

Sophia/Madison RP: "you and Nate Ortiz have a lot in common. You both are fortunate enough that I've allowed your recent success to live on borrowed time."

 

How dare you.

 

Dennis/Madison/Kass/Alexa RP: A dude wearing women's clothing? Wouldn't be the first time that's happened round these parts. SOPHIA'S ENTITLED???? *triggered*

 

Lawrence Larkspur RP: 2saucy4me

 

Henry/Gauge vs. B/#: Glad to see Jimmy back in the swing of things. Really liked Cactus' theme, though perhaps it would've been more appropriate for Lution.

 

H Y P E R F I G H T I N G B O Y Z

 

Austin's leveled up b. Certainly pulling his weight in this match. Jimmy playing the underdog as always, take notes Dennis. Jimmy's pretty stubborn in not tagging in Cactus here in the early rounds. Ah yes, hyper fighting and Limp Bizkit. Can never go wrong with that combination. Cactus and Jimmy were looking to mount a comeback here, but B and Austin are able to get the win. Solid match.

Madison vs. Eerie: Two questions: One. How the hell did we get Putin to appear for this match? Two. Why are we allowing Madison to dress up like it's the Blek Reich? :/

 

As for the match itself, this one was a lot of fun. Madison gettin dem hands to the chest, that had to hurt. Madison with THE SPRINGBOARD TRUTH SIREN, BAH GAWD! Playin dirty also, grabbing the crotch and all. Ouch. Kicking out of Eerie's finish at 1.5, what a savage. I approve. Madison gets a decisive victory after a finish that could've gone reallllly badly. Nice work. Interested to see where things go with Anna Mosity.

Parker/Leon RP: Damn you know you've screwed up when even Parker calls you out for your actions. Kenan and Kel reference! <3

 

Bill Ding RP: Ding's gonna go far bubba, already a great HC Champion and I wouldn't be surprised if he won more gold in the near future. He certainly likes.....beating his meat. I'm not judging.

 

H20 vs. Pugh: H20's theme giving me Def Jam Vendetta flashbacks. Some people may find Pugh's look cheesy, but I love it. He belongs on the VHS cover of an 80's B-movie, and you know I'm a sucker for that stuff. It's honestly really difficult for me to decide whether to label this or the main events as my MotN, because they were all absolutely fantastic. I think I'd have to give it to this match though simply because it told a great story and my emotions were running wild watching it. H20 showing that he's not messing around right from the start. This match was all about Pugh trying to keep up with the rookie, and the viewing party marked every time the champ got hit with a superkick. We then went apeshit when he used resiliency, fun times. Pugh using his veteran instincts to get the win via rollup was a solid finish and provides a possibility of a rematch in the near future.

 

Dupree RP: "I know a man who knows nothing of time, but governs all that is sand." I'm dead.

 

KD/Reed RP: Et tu, KD? Why you gotta be like that b?

 

Alexa vs. Sophia: Holy moly, there's a reason they call her Sophia Cena. Alexa gave her the business throughout like 85% of the match, but then the champ makes her comeback and somehow gets the win. My favorite part was when the music started getting much more dramatic, and with it, Jay losing his fucking mind. Love it. When I get the chance to in an important match, I'll put some tense music in there. (See KoOCW '16 Riot Finals if you don't know what I'm talking about) Makes those moments so much better imo.

 

Anna/Eerie RP: Ora.....phist? Bubba my English no good what is meaning of dis

 

Betterness vs. Buffness: This is one I didn't get to watch during the viewing party, unfortunately. However, watching it back, this was a treat. Sean tossing Dupree around like was nothing had me rolling. Unfortunately Sean still has some ring rust, but this was a better showing than at The Clash. The slap before the finish.....Ouch.

 

Nate/RD RP: Gotta love that nostalgia. Two of the all time greats!

 

H202 RP: The rookie is thirsty, but don't let that consume you. Gotta control it b.

 

Butcher vs. Ding: You know I'm glad we finally get to see a hardcore match take place backstage. I really wonder why 2K doesn't let us do these online. We got some brutal spots and even BLOOD! Though we couldn't really see it cause of Edward's mask. Bill Ding channeling THE HUSTLE PARTICLES BUT NO! BAH GAWD HE COUNTERED! He hits Ding with his finish even tho he wasn't Red/Yellow? Hmm. HOLY SHET THE DADDEH DIVE!!!!!! That's it he's dead. And Ding retains! What a match.

 

Baker/Tobin RP: How dare you do Baker like that. Hope he gets you back for that one.

 

Leon vs. GOAT: Wow. Leon took it to Nate in a way I haven't seen in a while. Leon hits finisher after finisher and yet somehow the GOAT still won't stay down. Watching this with the viewing party was awesome. This was one match we didn't talk much for because all of us were so into it. Leon came to play and he hit Nate with everything he had, but Nate STILL walks away world champ. Incredible. That ending segment was pretty weird though. I guess Leon's getting taken to Thailand or something where he'll be "born again." Which we all know won't work as he'll stab someone in the back like he always does.

 

RD vs. Blek: I'm glad the trigger warning has been added because.....*sigh*

 

I mean. Really?

 

Anyways the match itself. This one was REAL interesting. RD's definitely been practicing since the last time we saw him on the sticks. Denny definitely caught his fair share of hands and for a while, we might have been looking at a new Turmoil Champ. Dennis was certainly on tilt during this contest. While Dennis once again retains, if this match is any indication, his days with the Turmoil titles may just be numbered. FINALLY we're getting a match with him and Suda at Lution. This match is gonna be YUGE and it's gonna be for all the marbles. If Dennis wins, we're never gonna stop hearing about it for the next millennium. If Suda wins? We ain't gonna see those titles ever again. I'm hyped.

 

This show was awesome, the best PPV we've had of the season thus far. Definitely excited heading toward Road 2 Glory and of course, Lution. Time to kick things into high gear folks.