Drago Cesar Posted March 28, 2017 Posted March 28, 2017 I wanna talk about the show in a lil more detail. I'm not gonna talk about every single thing here. Too much content b. The Matches: Loki vs. Trance: For it being a ladder match, surprisingly it didn't take long at all. That pop-up powerslam onto the ladder was BRUTAL. Ref shoulda stopped it after that one. That OMG Codebreaker should've ended the match right there, but I guess Trance had way too much trouble with the minigame. Damn padlocks. A pretty darn good opener to the show, nothing much to complain about here. Well except.... Joe Zhivago vs. Seb Abbott: http://i.imgur.com/kB42IjE.gif KD vs. Tobane vs. Baker: Jay kept talking about how this match was N64 quality. Not that bad to me, still very watchable. Anyways, onto the match. Interesting music selection for this one. KD doing that backbreaker twice in a row was oof. Lot of running away in this match. No bueno. Thought KD had it won with that running F5. Yeah I know who he hit it on, so I should've known he would've kicked out, but dammit let me suspend muh disbelief. Tobin picks up the win after a POWERFUL Tobin Bomb, good stuff. Madison Cox vs. Anna Mosity: Did she just grab her by the....Oh my. Solid match, but oof. That was dirty b. Madison wins yet again after dat neckbreaker. H20 vs. Pugh: It's clear that Pugh wasn't screwing around in this one, showing exactly why he's the champ. I know that a loss like this seems discouraging, but in reality, this is the real test. You got two options: Get salty and flake, or you pick yourself back up and make that journey to the top all over again. Tiberius Dupree vs. Dennis Blek: I love Dupree's He-Man hair. Angry Cinnamon bubba scare me. The first half of this match was all Dennis, taking advantage of pretty much every major reversal he can. But knowing Dupree, he was playing the long game with him. Eventually he started to mount a comeback and there were points where I feel like if he took advantage properly, he could've won. Maybe. I don't know, everyone kicks out of everything these days. Damn b, Dupree's hand was on the rope! Ref, open your eyes! Dennis picks up another win, and is closer to arriving at Lution with both titles. OH SHIT IT'S THE JESUS!!!!! HE'S CASHING IN!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Y'know, everyone was cheering for Dennis here (a rarity these days) but I actually rooted for The Jesus. Why? Because he's my mentor b. Taught me the ropes when I was just a dumb greenhorn. GJ to Dennis for retaining again tho. The RPs: Loki RP: Loki gets the briefcase and the first thing he's going to do is make a trip to Disney World. Wait, why does that sound familiar? Bill Ding RP: Today's special seems to be sausages, he says. A bit big and a bit sassy, he says. Sometimes 8 inches isn't enough, he says. Cole Kappa RP: It's good to see a rookie contribute to the show. Rookies (and even some vets) take note. You don't have to write an essay for these. Ding/Tobane RP: Holy shit this RP is hype. YOOOOOOO WE GOT A REAL MATCH! Daddeh vs. Tobin for the NA AND Hardcore titles???? I'm excited. "We gonna HUFF (YEA!) and PUFF (YEA!) and BLOWWWWW THE HOUSE DOWN DADDEH!!" Feel like I've heard this one before..... Denny/Madison RP: I wonder how Dennis is going to change up his moveset. Or maybe he'll do something crazy and become a super-heavyweight and we'll see BIG DENNY. On second thought, for the love of Versus, please no. 2nd H20 RP: ......Gotta cover that ass somehow I suppose. Sentai Hare RP: More hilarity from Sentai. She fixes the problem by creating a new one, and that janitor's going to get fired anyway. I love it. Angry Denny RP: Oh no, Blek's channeling teh dark side, he's giving in to his anger! I personally can't wait for Blek vs. Suda at Lution. I couldn't give you a prediction on who's going to win, and I have no idea whether it's going to wind up to be a 30 minute barn burner or a 5 minute beatdown. With all those titles at stake, whoever wins.....We lose. 15 "Roll 20 for initiative, you cuck" - Mr. Sensation "I don't have a brain" - Tiberius Dupree "4 os a gppd cp,[ro,ose" - Mr. Sensation
Leon Valentine Posted March 28, 2017 Posted March 28, 2017 Leon, I'm beyond honored that you took time out of your scheduled dosing of inmate semen and grits to watch the pay per view. So I will address your concerns politely. Ahem... We don't need you to clarify Rev inc won. We have drago and nate! You had your chance! You don't get 3. You're in jail with a much wider ass hole. (Hi jack) We've never claimed young Daniel to be unbeatable. I've heard of Christopher Mania. Good look, good name. Yesterday's news. In closing... we appreciate you watching the show. Remember to swallow so no one gets upset. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF5Dtf7u6tQ
Nate Ortiz Posted March 28, 2017 Posted March 28, 2017 Forgot to mention the text in the ladder match when Trance was trying to get the briefcase. That was too funny. Good job whoever thought of that. 7 May 29 2005 - Present Took Dupree's Summer
B-17 Posted March 28, 2017 Posted March 28, 2017 Forgot to mention the text in the ladder match when Trance was trying to get the briefcase. That was too funny. Good job whoever thought of that. Trance and I pitched ideas back and forth. It was either he was suffering a stroke from all the twinkes or this. 2 "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
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