Wrestlution 11

[Dennis Black]

[Nate Ortiz]

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[Drago Cesar]

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[Dennis Black]

Strider, I love 'Core - The Angle'. Great song, from a great game.

 

That said, don't forget to pay tribute or your visit to Turmoil will be a short and painful one.

[Drago Cesar]

A few things.

 

Dupree is consistently one of the best writers we have. I love his ability to put people over here yet at the same time either bury them or just be an ignorant dick.

 

Battle for Control II: Electric Boogaloo was a treat. One of my favorite things about this match is Jay doing the Imugenation multiple times and screwing it up until he finally did it right and we all popped. Now Bossman has his jerb back, but The Purge is none too pleased with both these guys. What does this mean going forward?

 

WEEEEEPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Big Ed vs. KD was only held down by the weirdness of both competitors struggling to do lifting moves, which was a bit weird but the big fight feel was still there. I was honestly surprised to see KD walk away with the win, Large Edward was in control for most of the match. We need to see a rematch, but this is KD's yard no- I mean garden.

 

Sophia's entrance attire is amazing and the pimp cane was hilarious. HHH not liek most gril. This is another match that could've went either way, but BRRRRRRR RAPADOOOOOOOOOO Sophia wins LAWL.

 

I think I've seen the most offensive thing in recent memory with the Jack RP. I imagine Mr. Teriyaki with the voice of the Japanese guy from South Park. I laughed a bunch but I felt like a dick for it. Well done.

 

I guess I hit Tobin so hard he went back to being his old self. Never knew I had it in me. All jokes aside, it's great seeing classic Tobin back. I love how kayfabe, Ding is supposed to be a face, but the recent chain of events made the viewing party boo him as a heel. First he gives Goat a heart attack, and now he takes Tobin's finisher and LAUGHS at him? Good grief. This was a slugfest, although Ding had control for most of the match. 2 Tobin Bombs in a row weren't enough to stop the Daddeh. That finish tho :O The DESPERATION. Congrats to Daddeh for adding the NA title to his resume.

 

Versus is back! Unfortunately I wasn't able to watch this one with the viewing party, but looking at it now, this was a FITE. Does putting people through the cell not work anymore? Bummer. Match was entertaining and the finish was cool, love that Punt reversal into Sig > Fin.

 

Dennis and Suda was a doozy. Spectacular entrances (as is to be expected) and a great story told here: A man looking for revenge against a man whose golden name prevents him from giving a single shit about FPR. That moment when your opponent has no reversals and somehow still moves out of the way of your diving move. Oof. I'm happy for Dennis though. Not just because he won, but that he finally got his dream match the way he wanted. Suda we'll miss you bubba. Hopefully the real fake stuff treats you well.

 

I'm super happy to see some of the rookies like Cort and Shepherd put in the work despite not appearing in any matches.

 

I love the Mickey Mouse-esque tights on Pugh. Those jumping knees from Dupree were BRUTAL. The sequences where each of them would taunt and then eat a move were hilarious. This one ties with Suda/Denny as MOTN for me, would love to see these two go at it again.

 

I'd rewatched my match with Nate plenty of times leading up to the viewing party, and even then I still wasn't ready. Watching it with the VP had me on edge and it felt like reliving it for the first time all over again, if that makes sense. It's a pleasure and an absolute honor to work a feud with Nate, as it was a dream match of mine for years. When we discussed us working at Lution months ago, the world title or possibly being the main event never really crossed my mind. I guess us being the ME was about being at the right place at the right time, and while I can't speak for others in regards to how it stacks up to MEs of previous Lutions, I hope the final product turned out to be at least somewhat entertaining and memorable. I'm forever grateful to Nate and Jay for making this a reality.

 

Well would you look at that. I've made it through a post without something horrible happening. What a great sho-

 

[Bloom]

Kent going dis my garden now when big ed was in control had me in stitches.

[Tiberius Dupree]

That's okay Nate, this summer:

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This was one hell of a show, no matter how many I've been in or watch the magic is always there.

 

Congrats to Ding and Drago as well as Austin and Sentai for winning the FI.

 

Jay and Mugen kicked the night off in grand fashion, the amount of dangerous spots was outrageous. Remind me never to work with either of these animals. One match with them would shave 5 years off your career.

 

Verse returning was a bit predictable but no less entertaining, that entrance, that hair I luv it maggle. Kudos on killing Leon well not really but still, he ded!

 

KD and ED as I mentioned earlier, I wanna see this again, maybe in a cell. To see one of you giants fall through or off the cell would be monumental.

 

I was really rooting for Dims but I think this win was great for JackMo just like Kass beating Trash, it shows there are new stars on the horizon.

 

I hate Red Gold Hogan no matter what year it is. Hollywood is where its at.

 

Speaking of Holly, that match with the ethnic she pimp Sophia was boss. The amount of women's matches on Lution just shows the major growth of that division.

 

Ugh Bill Ding won AGAIN, is he becoming the new Hated? Good to see old Tobin, wasn't a fan of the facepaint.

 

I honestly didn't think Suda vs. Denny would be as good as it was. The entrances and attires were S tier. Congrats on being worthy of the Eternal Ex, you now own a piece of Suda's soul.

 

Nate vs. Drago, it was one of my dream matches as a fan and it lived up to the hype. So many major pops for spots, it was amazing. Commie Star Press, seeing Nate spear the ref. Full of awesome moments.

 

Thanks to all involved from rooks to legend for making OCW and Wrestlution what it is every year.

[K.Dangelo]

Kent going dis my garden now when big ed was in control had me in stitches.

 

I had to channel my inner ABM and other black superstars Dreaded Mark Henry , Wwf Ahmed Johnson, The NoD , The Ateam , Golden Era Smythe. All it takes is one rk.... WIC kick out of nowhere !

[Illuminati]

I had to channel my inner ABM and other black superstars Dreaded Mark Henry , Wwf Ahmed Johnson, The NoD , The Ateam , Golden Era Smythe. All it takes is one rk.... WIC kick out of nowhere !

 

How you gunna channel that ABM and not hit the BME, I was waiting for it the whole match

[Sophia]

"Trisha: I want to know who you think will win tonight, I want something new, something different for this Wrestlution Access, so tell me Tiberius….

 

Tibby puts his hand on his chin as if pondering, for what seems to be ages. He doesn’t even blink in nearly 3 minutes.

 

Trisha: Tiberius?

 

Dupree: Patience woman, it takes massive amounts of concentration to think outside myself and to consider others not directly conspiring against my Betterness."

 

-------------> I just LOLd at work!!!