September 2 Remember 2017

[Bloom]

Hold on I thought I was keeping up when did the main event turn into a no dq?

Bray you are black, why are you so slow?

The House of Pamda holds almost every title!

So upset about the tag match,freaking bull frackle nackle! Damn you madden and servers!

Hopefully you guys will take this into next season, wins are nice but quality is better!

 

Despite Bray looking like a Random 100 ovr CAW, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF. Speaking of I love to treat OCW like we are the WWE of EFED, but just looking at some of these attires and caws, we are ROH, PWG. I should add for our biggest show of the year I wore Levi's and a Anime shirt so...yea! We going back to gyms and Hammerstien!!!!!! Oh yea Bray jesus you look so odd, BUT you should have won that.

 

I'm not sure how you cucked yourself out of a victory. I think once you burning hammer'd and he started crawling you should have dropped him on his neck the fact that you where on the cage longer and still managed to lose. Dougie has a horseshoe up his ass, or you are very very bad at mini games.

 

Also Dougie.

How you still trying to hold unto spite from 2 years ago? Stop it nerd.

Although in 3 weeks I'm going to give you a WHOLE 4 seasons worth of spite, because the only place to go is DOWN TOWN.

:D

Edited September 25, 2017 by Bloom

[Dennis Black]

Found a horse shoe and painted in blaaaaaack...

 

[Wrex]

Now this show was some hardcore quantum fuckery. And I loved it. Side note fuck you seb. Not only were you able to hit Austin with a move I tried for months.. you beat him off it!

[Bray]

:(

Also to the cucks who thought I was going for a Balor thing when it wasn't my intention, and to Pugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Re_rPGEkUo

[Mr.Sensation]

:(

Also to the cucks who thought I was going for a Balor thing when it wasn't my intention, and to Pugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Re_rPGEkUo

 

you had balor paint B!!!!! we gonna workshop your gimmick next season come up with a good look that you will abandon in 2 weeks! It will be great!

[Sophia]

Hold on I thought I was keeping up when did the main event turn into a no dq?

Bray you are black, why are you so slow?

The House of Pamda holds almost every title!

So upset about the tag match,freaking bull frackle nackle! Damn you madden and servers!

Hopefully you guys will take this into next season, wins are nice but quality is better!

 

"The House of Pamda" LMAO

<3

[Cort Marshall]

Alright so I know I kind of half-skim this stuff most days and can't really tell one new guy who leaves vs the next. Like Russo? What happened to him? People still care about Destiny?

 

And I still can't load matches without leaving the mp4 open for 20 minutes (fuck you Telus) so I'm mostly gonna comment on RPs.

 

And Lucas's intro, 'cause I watched that. I dig the fact he's ballsy enough to be pulling an entire gimmick and hairstyle from a classic 80's movie, but at the same time, he sort of looks like a heavy drug user cosplaying Brian Knobbs. And the contacts...

 

 

Like the outfit, though. And good promos. More juice than Robinson!

 

- CJ did a good intro promo, nice establishment of character and look, though I dunno if the previous indies stuff was supposed to be kayfabe--or, like me, he was in some shitshow e-fed fighting guys named Pussyfart with 100 OVR. The storm bit was a bit corny but I can imagine it with some late 90's style WWF editing. Good to have more faces in and he wrote more than 3 lines so he's probably not an early quitter.

 

- Wrex lost his colons somewhere but it's okay.

 

- Like how Madison comes off as this manipulative chess player sorta thing, like Sherri but with less screaming like a powersaw.

 

- I'd love to see Tiberius, a huge jacked guy, running around killing children. That's the only scene of Fate I've watched. Someone showed me a clip from Prisma and I didn't wanna go to jail.

 

- Shepherd's RP was short but a good way for a face to deal with losing. Harder for them than it is for me, because Cort's a delusional fuckbag who can just make up some BS excuse and it's 100% in character.

 

- Need context on the castaway RP and why the commentators are laughing. Who laughs at a shipwreck? People who review TNA for fun, I guess.

 

- KD, I dunno why that fan would make fun of you for not having a match. Like, what? "Haha! You TOTALLY banged my mom last night. Psyke! She no-showed!" Doesn't make sense.

 

- Ding's been set up! Anyone who's seen Temple of Doom knows not to get on suspicious planes. I look forward to OCW's amazing legal team attempting to get him out before he loses some weight in prison.

 

- Did Madison just convince Dennis to have sex in front of a bunch of robed possible satanists from craigslist? Is this wrestling or erotic roleplay with stiff elbows to the jaw?

 

- Drago has a robot lion? What's kayfabe? Speaking of, wasn't there some Crisis on Infinite OCWs shit happening last PPV? What are the rules of this universe? When I get in the hall of fame can I give my character an 8 foot long penis and the power to breathe fire?

 

But yeah, shame we didn't get to do our tag match... it was fun. I punched Ed in the dick while he was taking a piledriver and he got dropped right on his neck. Real technical masterpiece.

[Madison Cox]

Cort...

 

I've been playing Chess vs. the OCW powers that be since Turmoil 126. It just took them a long time to comprehend that I operate at the highest level.

 

 

 

 

http://uniquegiftery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/King-and-Queen-Salt-and-Pepper1.jpg

 

 

 

As for the ritual...

 

 

What allegedly happens in Atlanta stays in Atlanta.

[S.Abbott]

As for the ritual...

 

 

What allegedly happens in Atlanta stays in Atlanta.

 

 

Except for herpes, I heard that shit follows you for life. :) ;p

[Anthony Baker]

Baker reviews September 2 Remember

 

Editors note: I haven’t watched a show in a few months. So truthfully. I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore but let’s get into this.

 

Drago RP:

Drago will forever be Drago. God. I love him. GET EM BUBBA GET EM

Big Ed/Cort RP:

FREE MY MAN BIG ED. He’s just big. This segment was beautiful in my opinion. To me it was unique. Cort would be getting in some trouble for that. But shit happens.

 

Bray vs Dennis:

Would be nice if it loaded.

 

CJ Promo:

Generic announcement of a rookie. If he’s a rookie. Oh well. Next.

 

Lucas Crowe vs Versus:

VERSUS NOOOO. SOMEONE HALP HIM

 

Wrex Promo:

Wrex is talking shit and getting ready. What’s next?

 

Crowe/Vincent Promo:

VERSUS HAS HAD ENOUGH. These two don’t even care.

 

Dennis Promo:

Honestly Madison and Dennis are a hell of a duo. You can’t deny it. She pumps him up, and he’s just sorta like bitch. I know. He’s a narcissist and you can’t deny it. But without his sidekick Dennis isn’t much of a threat to big daddy Ortiz... or is he?

 

Wrex vs Raganath Match:

This match was good for the first like 13-15 minutes then I thought it dragged out for way too long. Raganath got the win. But I can’t say that he deserved it. He pulled a rookie Baker move. Shit happens.

 

Ding Promo:

DING BUILT THIS CITY. Is that still his thing? Screw it. I would love to be on the same plane as Ding, DADDEH.

 

CJ/Madison Promo:

Madison is a Buttcheek. But god. CJ wasn’t ready to get shit on yet. Go easy there. THE MAN HASNT EVEN DEBUTED YET. (I think?)

 

Nate Promo:

Nate and Tiff is another power couple. Imagine them vs Madison and Dennis. Mmmm. I think I need to change my underwear now. Good segment of course. It’s Nate. What’s new?

 

El Segador vs Charles Young Match:

This match was nothing like I expected. It was kinda decent. A little long? Maybe. To a point. But these men went at it and the better one was able to come out with a win.

 

Dupree Promo:

God Dupree. I love you. Not in a weird way. But this segment is gold. Golden from the betterness.

 

Drago Promo:

Drago doesn’t mess around. Especially on his hunts. KING TYGA IS NO MATCH FOR DRAGO. TIGEEEEERRRRR.

 

Charles Young Promo:

Simple, sweet. Down to the point. You took an L. You accepted it. Better luck next time.

 

Corey Ford/Ginger Promo:

He pulled his... Taint? Jimminy cricket. I’m confused. HELLO?!

Shepherd Promo:

Who even are you? I guess I’ll find out next season!

 

Madison vs Tiffany Match:

Probably match of the night for me. They left everything in the ring and honestly killed each other’s they’re both so unsafe and I’m surprised no one was killed.

 

??? Promo:

AHAHAHA. THE PIRATE HIMSELF. TETS. BAKER LIKES TETS. HE LIKES TETS. WIN/WIN

 

KD Promo:

Oh? HELLO?!

Dennis/??? Promo:

God. Something isn’t good here. It makes my tummy hurt a little. It’s a little creepy if I say so myself. Baker needs to use the potty before he makes a mess.

 

Ding Promo:

DADDEH HAS LANDED SAFE AND SOUND. WAIT. DADDEH?! WHERE ART THOU?! ME NO ABLE ESPANOL. ME NO SPEAK DA LANGUAGE OF EL SPANISH PEOPLE. POR QUEEEEEE.

 

Seb vs Austin Lee Match:

This match in my opinion was entertaining up until near the end. Deb’s Beard needs some work. But maybe it’s some sort of lucky charm. He got a dub.

 

Dupree Promo:

Tibby is honestly one of my favorite people in OCW. As a fan, friend, future enemy, future friend, whatever the hell OCW holds he’s brilliant. Head to toe Greatness.

 

Seb/Ginger Promo:

Seb is cocky. Baker likey.

Johnny/Drago Promo:

TV SHOW?! CAN I PRE-ORDER THIS?! No? Shit. Okay.. Dragana... flirting with Johnny? I lost my chance.. GO GET IT DRAGO. IT NEEDS YOUR HELP. GRAB YOUR BACK PACK LETS GO, JUMP IN!

 

Dennis vs Nate Match:

This match was insane. Both of these men went for it all, and the ending was better than a Gotham cliff hanger. God. NEXT SEASON DENNIS IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE. It’s kinda scary.

 

Overall Opinion:

It’s the time of year where almost no one is participating besides the current ‘faces of OCW’ and some Rookies. The Vets take a break. I feel like some of the matches wouldn’t have made the main card at all if there were more people at this point in the season. But there isn’t. The show wasn’t bad. But it’s not comparable to a mid season Riot show, or even some Turmoil shows. And it can’t touch a Cide or Lution show at all. But it’s the end of the season. See you dingleberries next season.