Bray Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 http://harpolesteel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/columbus-ymca-1-504px.jpg Columbus, Mississippi September 28, 2017 1:30 A.M. Day 1: While in preparation for the upcoming arrival of Season 13, the lovable… okay “likable” asshole from Mississippi, with a camera crew, arrives at the Frank P. Phillips YMCA in the dusks of night. He was lucky his hometown cred enabled him unlimited access to this space, otherwise he’d be forced to pay an abysmal amount at some lower tier gym. He closes and locks the door behind him, eventually making his way to the exercise room, filled with the usual weight training knick nacks. He drops his bags next to the ring steps, but right after he does this, he hears a sound in the distance. The sound of someone training, more than likely another youngin struggling with the ropes. He makes his way to the weight room and observes a young lady struggling with the 40 lbs, notable by her clutching her heavily taped left shoulder. Bray: Hey miss. You need help? She stops clutching her shoulder and turns to face Bray, who is immediately met with a slap in the face. Bray: What the FUCK!? Who the fuck are you- Woman: Why didn’t you return my calls!? He stops clutching his cheek and takes a good look at the woman, his entire face brightening upon realization. Bray: Kels!? ...W-w-wha… how d-did you- Ace: [puts a hand to Bray’s face] Long story short: I had a minor stinger. Not too bad but I might need to take it easy with taking hits to the neck. Y’ know? Basic bullshit. Bray: Kels… I’m sorry. I fought Dennis again. I did my best but… FUCK. Bray clocks himself in the head a few times until Ace grabs his hand and slaps him again with it. Ace: The fuck are you apologizing for!? You beat the hell outta him! Sure, your cage climbing skills need work, but still, you stopped him from getting the Turmoil title.... For a little bit. Bray: Yea, a little. But it wasn’t enough. Ace: Okay hol’ up hol’ up HOL’ UP…. who the fuck are you? Bray: What you mean? I’m your damn brot- SMACK! Hand meets face once again. Ace: No no no, I mean WHAT the hell is this!? Fuck you kissin my ass for!? ...N***a you got soft. Bray: I was worried sick about you! Ace: Mmhmm. I’m sure while you were walking around backstage handling bounty hunters, which I admit was kinda cool, you were thinking about me the whole time. Bray: I mean… I was. I couldn’t bear the thought of you being hurt, or worse… Ace: …… SMACK! Bray: WOULD YOU STOP FUCKING SLAPPING ME!? Ace: Yeah… I miss that. Bray: Miss what!? Ace: The ANGER! The “not-give-a-fuck” Bray. Not this crazy, paint-wearing sissy. Bray: …. Did you just call me a sissy? Ace: Yea. I did. Whatcha gonna do about it!? Bray: … You're lucky you're my sister. Ace: What're you gonna do!? Bray: I’m gonna train my ass off and I’m gonna have a hell of a year. Ace: Nahh b… She puts a hand hand on her brother’s shoulder. Ace: You and I are gonna train our asses off and WE’RE gonna have a hell of a year! You know why? Bray: Indulge me. Ace: Because there’s an influx of rookies right now who’d love to take your place. Bray: I’LL FUCKING KILL THEM. Ace: That’s the spirit! Let’s hit it… Ace: Oh, and by the way… Bray: What’s up- SMACK! Ace: Don’t ignore my phone calls again. She returns her attention to the dumbbells. Bray: … What the hell just happened? Some of the camera crew begin chuckling before Bray glares at them menacingly, resorting in the camera man shutting off the feed. 6 "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Bill Ding Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 Looks at title of post, looks at own slogan, consults lawyers for copyright infringement 2
Bloom Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 Looks at title of post, looks at own slogan, consults lawyers for copyright infringement I dead ass thought this was a Bill Ding post! Daddeh get dem lawyas 1 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Dennis Black Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 lol ugh...Ding good post bray, title aside!
Bray Posted October 18, 2017 Author Posted October 18, 2017 Looks at title of post, looks at own slogan, consults lawyers for copyright infringement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Re_rPGEkUo *Forgive me for showwinn tribute, Dingy. Unless you want me to Paranoia you again.* "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Bill Ding Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Re_rPGEkUo *Forgive me for showwinn tribute, Dingy. Unless you want me to Paranoia you again.* No thanks. I'll just sit on you. 1
Bray Posted October 18, 2017 Author Posted October 18, 2017 No thanks. I'll just sit on you. Breaking my ribs last time wasn't enough, ya fat fuck!?! "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Cort Marshall Posted October 19, 2017 Posted October 19, 2017 You post any more overused DBZ reaction vids and I'll retract my markout for the good writing 4
Bloom Posted October 19, 2017 Posted October 19, 2017 I mean I'd bray ain't coping a vegeta face jacket or tee I will be disappointed. Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Bray Posted October 19, 2017 Author Posted October 19, 2017 You post any more overused DBZ reaction vids and I'll retract my markout for the good writing http://memegenerator.net/img/instances/30402784/just-take-the-compliment.jpg And what you got against weaboos? "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
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