Bill Ding

Day 41: Chaos fills the air just like every other day in the grim and grimy prison. The smell of sweat and sand fill the air, its mildewy scent overpowering. The camera passes cell after cell on either side, some filled with raucous inmates, while others spill out into the concrete hallway doing their shady work. It soon approaches a calmer cell amidst the darkness, where the man they call “La Grasa” (The Fat) sits in wait. It's been a long few weeks- threats of violence, sparse food, sweltering days and cold nights. A place where men go and have few options- survive, break, or die. He sits on his tiny cot whittling away at a piece of plastic when something passes through his cell from underneath the bars. It appears to be pieces of toilet paper with something wrapped inside of it. La Grasa picks it up and unravels it, revealing a chicken foot. Bill Ding: Oh daddeh…. He hears a whistle from the cell across from him. Another American inmate- a much older man with long scraggly hair and wrinkles of time passed etched into his skin- nods to him and shakes his fist. Inmate: Looks like you've been challenged, boy!! FIIIIIIIITE!!

No thanks. I'll just sit on you.

Looks at title of post, looks at own slogan, consults lawyers for copyright infringement

Need to go to 7/11? Don't worry, I went and picked you up a sandwich. An 'eat shit' sandwich. Oh wait, you already did! :*

Fall below deez.

I built this city just to tear the roof off of it, b

Lets make smoooovies daddeh!!!!

Thank ya very much sir!

Raggely ass nuffin' with ramen noodle tresses

Jay daddeh, lemme help ya out there homie https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2rK6Vcv9Lo-MTRDQVMxS2dUZUk/view

Ermagerddddd maggleeeee

I support Versus's decision to go eat during the meetup with the Purge/Skwad

Was it a CTE injury? I'm afraid you were showing symptoms long before this place, sir.

Sure I can! See? :P http://i.imgur.com/eyh3v21.jpg

YUS Dream match!!!!! ARE YOU READY DADDEHS???

Yes.

But.... The Ding has been asking to face Porker Nevins since like, FOREVAH daddeh :(

Woah! Thanks daddio! ^_^

Binge?

Agreed... But I will say this, when given some tips he didn't whine and moan like a CERTAIN someboddeh else... So he seems like a good egg so far- just will take some time to get in the groove of things

I like cake too.

Nope

Did someone say sausage? :P http://i.imgur.com/m4LcBFR.jpg

Have to say I agree! Also the lumberjack match was a ton of fun, I knew there were gonna be some edits but oh man the camera cuts between the fight going on up the ramp and back to the ring were timed beautifully. Very very well done, Jimmy!

Apparently not the "Sharp"-est tool in the box, amirite?? I'll see myself out.