Riot 504: Begone THOT!

[Kassidy Hayes]

so we on page 2 now so BEGONE THOT

[Colby Young]

Happy to have finally made my debut, looking forward to continuing! great show

[Bobby Minio]

First!

[Bobby Minio]

fuck

[Valkyrie]

"Little Bubba"

 

 

 

I like the Valkyrie character and how Norse mythology is mixed in with all her RPs, although she tiny bubba.

 

They called Valkyrie: Tooth Fairy, Tinkerbell, midget, anorexic, Twinkle Butt, Princess Elsa, but Tiny Bubba was the one I liked the most.

And so I decided to put a little easter egg in my RP, one time only.

 

[Bloom]

Very well written shoe. The lines and angles going into lution are paved and locked in.

[Justin Jehst]

RUDO’s ROYAL WEDDING RIOT REVIEW

 

+ Bobby setting the tone for the evening with a tense interaction with a security guard.

 

MATCH:

Colby Young vs. Bossa

 

For the love of Bill Murray that theme music has got to change. Though something positive will come from that; we will have another OCW meme to add to the collection. Aside from that, it was a decent outing by the debutant and I was digging the moveset, aside from the flipping senton ground attack, although I can sort of let it slide with his apparent athletic background gimmick. That finish is also great, dug that too. Simple but effective, putting Bossa down for the 3.

 

+ Cyborg with words for Telos. Cyborg is one of those CAWs that if he was real I would not want to meet him in a dark alleyway. Looking forward to see how Telos fares against one of the top handlers on RIOT.

 

+ KD promo was gold; “Sophia, I still see you baby” hahaha. This is why KD don’t have to write to get over.

 

+ H20 with the spoken word; great stuff. And having big security guards was a nice touch of heel antics, keeping himself safe from a possible Minio attack? Man, Lution is shaping up, I’m pumped for this re-re-match.

 

MATCH:

Telos vs. Cyborg

 

Tyson’s entrance song goes hard. That beat is hard as fuck. COMMENTARY!!!! FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!! Turn that off next time. Totally distracting. Apparently there’s a WWE superstar in the match called “Taylor”? This is why you turn it off. As for the match itself, it was decent, a lot of back and forth although Telos was constantly behind in healthy body parts. OMG move to the outside wasn’t enough to put Telos over as Cyborg hits the powerbomb fin for the win.

 

+ Mugen you are a mad man. Hopefully the Lution arena isn’t sucked into a vortex or crumble to dust in the wake of Mugen vs. Ryu. Someone needs to rein in these artifacts! Where’s S.H.I.E.L.D. when you need them!

 

+ I felt like this triple threat was missing input from Cohle until now. Now we’ve got a coward running scared from the big bad wolf. But at Lution, you’ll have two guys aiming at your throat (pause) and nowhere to run.

 

+ This is how you make the Clark Effect your own. Great job by TTT to take over the segment themselves and bring in old storylines to back it up. Kass putting his rep on the line with those fighting words.

 

+ Quartz has arrived! This man oozes disrespect and arrogance. Don’t take that crap, OCW Universe! So many attacks and cowardly actions from him and Cohle against the weapon of a human, Cyborg. Wonder if there will be COLLUSION between those two at Lution?

 

MATCH:

Liger Mask vs. Quartz

 

This was a really good match IMO. Even all the way through til the end where Liger began to pull away before the finish. Liger’s moveset is so weird, but it suits him for some reason; the poison mist, Peoples Elbow, the Santino cobra strike thingy. Are Liger/Bunny still tag champs? Where are the tag teams on Riot at?

 

+ Telos and Cyborg feud post-Lution? With that RP it seems Cyborg won’t really have a choice.

 

+ JEHST RP

 

+ H20 is in Bobby’s head. He’s lost his mind, or at least his ability to see clearly in his state of revenge fuelled rage. The moment that bell rings at Lution, H20 will have to deal with what I’ve seen as the most motivated and fuelled version of Bobby Minio. Also, great writing once again.

 

+ GhettOCW: I never get these video clips for Murdock. Maybe it’s been a running thing for a while, but as a relatively new member of OCW I’m totally lost. It’s just a random fight clip, then the match banner at the end. Can anyone explain this to me? Is it Murdock being super poetic and using this video clip as a metaphor as to what will happen at Lution? I dunno. I’m looking forward to that match regardless due to the heat between the two.

 

+ Nate Ortiz RP: Started off with a history lesson on OCW, which I always appreciate reading, as I learn a little more each time. Will Parker show up on Riot next week before WL? I’ll be looking out for that for sure.

 

+ Creepy ass video clip. I heard “Black Phoenix” mentioned in there so, Quartz? That you? Wonder if so, if this will affect his Lution attire/entrance/demeanour, etc.

 

+ I feel like Valkyrie is doing a lot of heelish stuff lately which is weird. I’m all for Chaotic Good face wrestlers, but she’s teetering on the heel side with some of that stuff, especially saying (paraphrase) “now that I’m under Aerith’s protection I can do whatever I want”. Seems a little big headed for the little bubba, but nonetheless, her enthusiasm in getting rid of ShowBlitz (the true heels in this story) overrides it. Then the brawl ensues. A lot of spots thrown in the mix, hardcore brawl for sure. I just hope the spots in this brawl don’t overshadow the match itself. It was good that the heel (Stixx) got the last laugh as it leaves the payoff of the feud til Lution should the face team win.

 

+ MJF in the hoooouuuuuussse! If he feuds with either Bobby or H20 after Lution it’ll be one of the feuds I keep my eye on for sure. Can someone please tell me who his handler is? No-one has yet lol. I wanna give props to them but can’t if I don’t know who it is.

 

+ Now we see the results of the carnage between Valk/Stixx. Valk shoulda waited til Lution by the looks of things.

 

+ I…what? Penguin vs. Lion in a chessmatch? I couldn’t help but picture this RP as a Pixar short film lol.

 

MATCH:

KD vs. Mugen

 

Daaaammmmnnnn, Mugen takes out the number one contender before Lution cleanly! Does that mean he may get a shot at the title in the coming months? Surely he has to be considered after that performance. KD still a monster though. I suppose Mugen has to go through Ryu before he can get a shot at his sons belt.

 

MOTN = Main Event. It was a toss-up between that and Quartz/Liger, but I think the sheer wow factor of Mugen beating the number one contender was what made this one really stick in my head as the MOTN.

 

Two shows til Wrestlution everyone. Wooooooooo!!!

[Bloom]

RUDO’s ROYAL WEDDING RIOT REVIEW

 

+ Bobby setting the tone for the evening with a tense interaction with a security guard.

 

MATCH:

Colby Young vs. Bossa

 

For the love of Bill Murray that theme music has got to change. Though something positive will come from that; we will have another OCW meme to add to the collection. Aside from that, it was a decent outing by the debutant and I was digging the moveset, aside from the flipping senton ground attack, although I can sort of let it slide with his apparent athletic background gimmick. That finish is also great, dug that too. Simple but effective, putting Bossa down for the 3.

 

+ Cyborg with words for Telos. Cyborg is one of those CAWs that if he was real I would not want to meet him in a dark alleyway. Looking forward to see how Telos fares against one of the top handlers on RIOT.

 

+ KD promo was gold; “Sophia, I still see you baby” hahaha. This is why KD don’t have to write to get over.

 

+ H20 with the spoken word; great stuff. And having big security guards was a nice touch of heel antics, keeping himself safe from a possible Minio attack? Man, Lution is shaping up, I’m pumped for this re-re-match.

 

MATCH:

Telos vs. Cyborg

 

Tyson’s entrance song goes hard. That beat is hard as fuck. COMMENTARY!!!! FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!! Turn that off next time. Totally distracting. Apparently there’s a WWE superstar in the match called “Taylor”? This is why you turn it off. As for the match itself, it was decent, a lot of back and forth although Telos was constantly behind in healthy body parts. OMG move to the outside wasn’t enough to put Telos over as Cyborg hits the powerbomb fin for the win.

 

+ Mugen you are a mad man. Hopefully the Lution arena isn’t sucked into a vortex or crumble to dust in the wake of Mugen vs. Ryu. Someone needs to rein in these artifacts! Where’s S.H.I.E.L.D. when you need them!

 

+ I felt like this triple threat was missing input from Cohle until now. Now we’ve got a coward running scared from the big bad wolf. But at Lution, you’ll have two guys aiming at your throat (pause) and nowhere to run.

 

+ This is how you make the Clark Effect your own. Great job by TTT to take over the segment themselves and bring in old storylines to back it up. Kass putting his rep on the line with those fighting words.

 

+ Quartz has arrived! This man oozes disrespect and arrogance. Don’t take that crap, OCW Universe! So many attacks and cowardly actions from him and Cohle against the weapon of a human, Cyborg. Wonder if there will be COLLUSION between those two at Lution?

 

MATCH:

Liger Mask vs. Quartz

 

This was a really good match IMO. Even all the way through til the end where Liger began to pull away before the finish. Liger’s moveset is so weird, but it suits him for some reason; the poison mist, Peoples Elbow, the Santino cobra strike thingy. Are Liger/Bunny still tag champs? Where are the tag teams on Riot at?

 

+ Telos and Cyborg feud post-Lution? With that RP it seems Cyborg won’t really have a choice.

 

+ JEHST RP

 

+ H20 is in Bobby’s head. He’s lost his mind, or at least his ability to see clearly in his state of revenge fuelled rage. The moment that bell rings at Lution, H20 will have to deal with what I’ve seen as the most motivated and fuelled version of Bobby Minio. Also, great writing once again.

 

+ GhettOCW: I never get these video clips for Murdock. Maybe it’s been a running thing for a while, but as a relatively new member of OCW I’m totally lost. It’s just a random fight clip, then the match banner at the end. Can anyone explain this to me? Is it Murdock being super poetic and using this video clip as a metaphor as to what will happen at Lution? I dunno. I’m looking forward to that match regardless due to the heat between the two.

 

+ Nate Ortiz RP: Started off with a history lesson on OCW, which I always appreciate reading, as I learn a little more each time. Will Parker show up on Riot next week before WL? I’ll be looking out for that for sure.

 

+ Creepy ass video clip. I heard “Black Phoenix” mentioned in there so, Quartz? That you? Wonder if so, if this will affect his Lution attire/entrance/demeanour, etc.

 

+ I feel like Valkyrie is doing a lot of heelish stuff lately which is weird. I’m all for Chaotic Good face wrestlers, but she’s teetering on the heel side with some of that stuff, especially saying (paraphrase) “now that I’m under Aerith’s protection I can do whatever I want”. Seems a little big headed for the little bubba, but nonetheless, her enthusiasm in getting rid of ShowBlitz (the true heels in this story) overrides it. Then the brawl ensues. A lot of spots thrown in the mix, hardcore brawl for sure. I just hope the spots in this brawl don’t overshadow the match itself. It was good that the heel (Stixx) got the last laugh as it leaves the payoff of the feud til Lution should the face team win.

 

+ MJF in the hoooouuuuuussse! If he feuds with either Bobby or H20 after Lution it’ll be one of the feuds I keep my eye on for sure. Can someone please tell me who his handler is? No-one has yet lol. I wanna give props to them but can’t if I don’t know who it is.

 

+ Now we see the results of the carnage between Valk/Stixx. Valk shoulda waited til Lution by the looks of things.

 

+ I…what? Penguin vs. Lion in a chessmatch? I couldn’t help but picture this RP as a Pixar short film lol.

 

MATCH:

KD vs. Mugen

 

Daaaammmmnnnn, Mugen takes out the number one contender before Lution cleanly! Does that mean he may get a shot at the title in the coming months? Surely he has to be considered after that performance. KD still a monster though. I suppose Mugen has to go through Ryu before he can get a shot at his sons belt.

 

MOTN = Main Event. It was a toss-up between that and Quartz/Liger, but I think the sheer wow factor of Mugen beating the number one contender was what made this one really stick in my head as the MOTN.

 

Two shows til Wrestlution everyone. Wooooooooo!!!

 

I really want to take your notes and do them in audio you stay echoing my sentiments.

 

ARE YOU ME?

[Justin Jehst]

ARE YOU ME?

 

In short... yes. The Upside Down is a strange place.

[Justin Jehst]

So I've seen some comments in Discord about my Valkyrie comments which seem to have been taken the wrong way.

 

First off, yes, I know Valk's first language isn't English, and in that respect she writes really fucking well cos English is a confusing language if not your native tongue.

 

Secondly, it wasn't only the "I can do whatever I want" line by itself. If I remember correctly she had just KICKED A SECURITY GUARD IN THE DICK and then said that. Like "fuck you guys, I can kick you if I want to". That's just how it came across while reading it. Plus, hasn't she kicked some other staff members recently?