Turmoil 210

[Rust Cohle]

Oops

[B-17]

The summer lul.

[Kassidy Hayes]

just when it comes to the thread though, content is fine lol

[B-17]

Yeah. I could do better, I admit.

[B-17]

-I'm doubtful that Jackman has put himself in a good position. I hope he has something up his sleeve because otherwise we all gonna shrug and wonder "why?" Not that we are not wondering that right now. It's so weird not having someone to cheer for in this upcoming matchup. All involved are horrible people. Malu's indirect, direct threats are promising for those who want to see him back to killing people on the regular. Malu could hold those belts alone, I want to see it.

 

-I hate those mother fuckers in the movie theater who talk during the movie. STFU and watch. If you paid to be there and disturb people then I paid to sit next to you and blow in your ear, MATHA FUCKA!

 

-So Cohle seems to be making friends with someone he shouldn't. Haven't you ever seen an 80's movie? Never make friends with people from the shadows. It never ends well.

 

Loki vs. Bourne:

Who cares?

 

Kass's has religion, which is cool. I like it. It's weird, which I like. It's sexually confusing and potentially sexually frustrating, which seems the norm in OCW at this current time. Personally I'd be pissed if I was Cort or H20. I'd demand a rematch. Or even a triple threat where they double team him and give some of his unsatisfied sexually met members release. Out of curiosity, where is my invitation?

[Kassidy Hayes]

Out of curiosity, where is my invitation?

 

 

The ghouls go door to door, they just haven't gotten to you yet, maybe you need perform a ritual.

[B-17]

The ghouls go door to door, they just haven't gotten to you yet, maybe you need perform a ritual.

 

I dance naked by the moonlight everynightt. It seems you are not listening.

[Kassidy Hayes]

pants are required

[B-17]

pants are required

 

[Justin Jehst]

RUDO’s TIEFLING TORTURING TURMOIL TAKEDOWN

 

+ The whole segment with Jackman/Scumciety/Malu was great. If Malu does end up teaming with Jackman to take on Scumciety then that would be a match to watch. Also, I’m guessing after all that confusing backstabbing/stealing belts, etc, Jackman is back to being a Face now? I have no idea, dude is crazy white guy with dreads so who knows.

 

+ Oooooooh, Johnny ain’t taking shit from no man! I think this was great writing and also a general reminder to all those reading of movie theatre etiquette. When you’re in a theatre with others, be mindful of them and don’t forget to “sssshhhh”. That is all.

 

+ Oooh oooh oooh! Was Cohle talking to member of the Cult of Kasstianity? Or if not, I have no idea. But that would tie into things nicely.

 

MATCH:

Cody Troll vs. Loki

 

Taking the DX stuff to a new level with the green entrance and the HHH/Michaels entrance. I dig it, it’s different to anything on Turmoil at the mo. LOOOOKIIIIIII! Needs more Bat-Metal. COMMENTARY??!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Horrible. Don’t do that. Quite a long sequence of back forth with these two, with some great highflying spots for good measure from both guys. Mistico? What are you doing punching Loki when you’re not in the match? That’s some bullshit. Also, that’s some HEEL SHIT. Some clutch counters in the second phase, both guys even at the 2/3rd mark. Bourne gets the counter and leads the sig/fin train to victory. The after match segment was entertaining but what does it mean for these two? Haven’t seen an RP from either of these guys in a minute so there wasn’t really any context for me to put that together. Were they just goofing off or was it Bourne trying to really get ahead of Mistico and steal the spotlight in the moment? I dunno.

 

+ Kasstianity in full effect. Heathers testimony was hilarious. Could that ending (before the bath) mean a hint at Kass vs. H20 in the future? Hmmmm…

 

+ Cheryl paid for Valks recovery? Seems Valk was right about Cheryl after all, she is a good sort. Unless this is all a ruse to lure Valk into a false sense of security and then BLAM! One kit KO, Valk is back on the injury list, Showblitz rises back to prominence…Who knows, maybe?

 

MATCH:

Doc Young vs. Rust Cohle

 

Doc gets a chance to get his revenge on Cohle from RIOT last week. Wasn’t feeling Doc’s music for his gimmick; it doesn’t help that I feel icky when I hear House music or EDM/doof-doof style shit. Personal music tastes aside, I’d have gone with a more potent track that gives off that “Young King” vibe, something with a motivational theme or something. I dunno, that’s how I’ve seen the gimmick so far, maybe that’s not his thing anymore? Cohle out of the blocks with a Lou Thesz punch combo, but Doc only needs to get to his feet again to unleash hell on Rust. Some great back and forth in this one; that counter into Rust landing throat first on the rope was sweet. I’m liking Doc’s move-set more the more I see him wrestle. He’s fuckin quick too, damn. 2/3rd through the match and Doc isn’t even coloured. Ooh, the 630 is CJ’s finisher, just FYI, Doc. Some more highflying action! This match has been great with all the flippy stuff, good stuff Doc. ‘Victory Road’ on Cohle! ‘JJE’! It’s all over! Doc Young picks up the win! Grats. Oh wait, it’s not over! Cohle! You monster! Bunny M to the rescue! Good build up for the tag feud.

 

+ Wait so Damian and Mistico are Face’s now? I am confused. Or are they cocky/arrogant heels strutting around thinking people will just join their crew? I dunno. I have no idea. Good to see them in an RP though, I’m wondering if Bray will do anything in relation to this.

 

+ Jehst/Archer, I’ll let ya’ll say what you will.

 

+ Cort finally finds JackMo, who, surprise surprise, doesn’t give a damn about Cort’s truck. Not when he has the Liberator and a 6 pack of beer. Dropped mad disrespect on my boy, Cort, though. If there is a way these two can have a match, please make it happen, boss man.

 

MATCH:

Ashley Blaine vs. Cheryl Stixx

 

Blaine starts out strong but Cheryl finds her rhythm not long after. Whoa whoa whoa…Burning Hammer as a reg move? What is this? Pretty sure that’s Bray’s fin too, btw. Blaine gets back in control, slowly beating down on Cheryl to even the score, and eventually take the lead. That monkey flip counter was cool but the reaction was countered by Blaine to regain the momentum. Looks like Cheryl is still in this one, powering back to get some key offense in on Blaine to get colours back to even. This is tit for tat now, both women seemingly able to counter at key moments to regain control. Both go to 0 counters! Cheryl over the ropes to the outside! Blaine hits the Black Widow on Cheryl but decides she needs more punishment! Dive from Blaine countered by Cheryl into a devastating alley-oop onto the turnbuckle! Standing Dragon Sleeper from Blaine! But not enough to put Cheryl away! Can Cheryl come back from this? Yes! She hits the ‘Dice Control Flip’! No pin attempt but straight into the ‘High Roller Climax’! 1, … only a 1 count! Blaine is not giving up so easily! This is a great match so far, a brawl and a half between these two fierce competitors. OMG Blaine with that dive counter to Cheryl, slamming her to the mat! Stixx just can’t catch a break here! Blaine tries again, and same counter results; Cheryl still not able to get the upper hand. Stixx tries for a quick pin of a nasty boot but can’t get it done. Stixx counters the fin! Cheryl Pop! Can’t get the three! She is fired up! The High Roller Climax connects for a second time! 1, 2, 3! It’s all over! Great match guys, super competitive, edge of the seat stuff.

 

+ Turmoil (lol) in the ranks of CQC? Can Quartz keep it together long enough for this team to finish their mission? With some of the RP’s from Quartz over the past few months it seems his mental state is not the best and he could snap at any moment; good luck Cohle!

 

+ Speaking of unstable units in OCW, Bray is about one insult about Sailor Moon away from slamming a kendo stick into someone’s asshole #nolube. Good character development I thought, and even though I don’t get a lot of the obscure anime references I still find it good as a character trait that makes him unique.

 

MATCH

Taiga Masuka vs. Ligermask

 

Counter battle to start things off here, with both men reaching 0. Kas…Taiga gets the upper hand and unloads on Ligermask, sending him to the outside only to follow up with a diving leg drop. Bit of argy-bargy back and forth until Liger sends Taiga to the outside himself. That momentum only lasts for so long until Taiga gets him against the ropes and dops down for a quick 1 count. Backflip headbutt?! Never seen that before. Blockbuster for a quick 1. The disrespect from Taiga with that double bird salute in the corner; Liger you gotta fuck ‘em up now. Counter, counter, counter, counter! Taiga hits the Taiga Kyu ni - - oh fuck it, Front Flip DDT! Only a 2 count! Liger kicks out! He got em with the Hadouken! Liger gets hit with his own move! Oh it’s a dropkick, I thought it was a flipping headbutt, which would be way cooler but heaps less practical. That corner post sliding dropkick was tight. Liger has a bit of ground to make up, can he do it? Liger just can’t get the upper hand. He puts up a good fight but Taiga hits the Junban! Dirty pin and only a 1 count?! Liger has the resilience of an Apple fan in line on product launch day! He just won’t give up! Wait, chairs a legal? Oh no, guess not, nice one ref! Swift elbow to the back of Taiga’s skull but only for a 2 count before Liger releases the pin and begs Taiga to come at him. Liger is making the comeback! But oh! He gets countered and Taiga hits the Naitou- oka n - - - yeah, nah, Handspring Cutter! 1, 2 – oh! Liger still has gas left in the tank! He gets Taiga into the corner with an alley-oop, then swings for the fences with a devastating double axe handle but can’t put Taiga down! He put up a good fight but Taiga manages to execute the, let’s call it what it is, The Turn, and gets the victory over Ligermask! Great use of editing and cut-scenes at the end there too. And then CQC come in to beat the crap out of Liger?! Where is Bunny M?!

 

+ The Face turn is real. I dunno if I buy Damian as a face yet though, but that might change if this sort of stuff keeps happening. I wonder if that kid knows there’s already a Luchadore skin in Fortnite?

 

+ Cort, you should know, Craigslist is bad, mmkay? There are a lot of weirdos posting ads on Craigslist, mmkay? So just be careful with who you meet to buy goods and services on Craigslist, mmkay? That being said, I do want to see the aftermath of this JackMo beef.

 

MAIN EVENT:

Thomas Archer vs. Wrex III

 

Archer better watch out for Fury at ringside in this one. Wrex tryna get a quick pin with the small package but unsuccessful. Archer stretches out Wrex and then begins working the legs. Wrex is having none of that, hitting back with a number of attacks of his own. That trust fall elbow (or trust ‘fund’ elbow for Archer, amirite guys?) was nice, never seen anyone do that so far from what I remember. Bit of back and forth before Wrex takes the reins and delivers a devastating half nelson suplex to cap off the drive. Archer gains control for a bit and goes on a leg kick spree, but Wrex eventually gets himself back on track, but not for long. Archer goes for the chair! Wrex counters the shot! Counter, counter, counter, until Wrex finally gets The Tuck off on Archer, putting him down for the 3 count!

 

Really good show tonight with some great matches. Summercide is shaping up so far.

 

MOTN: Tie between Cheryl/Blaine and Taiga/Ligermask. Both were crazy competitive back and forth not knowing who was going to take it out til the very end.

 

RPOTN: There weren’t any that jumped off the page at me over others this week but I did find the opening segment with the tag division very interesting, especially with Malu coming out to stir things up.