Riot 556: Thunder Mountain

[El Parca]

#1 Contender's Match 100% Aisu should've won. Parker, yet again weaseled his way to victory and the match overall was decent.

[El Parca]

I fucking love Hollywood USA. They by far were the match in the Tag Team Classic I was looking forward to most. Hopefully if LC clean sweeps and there's a losers finals they can pull it off. Those guys write so well, they look the part of a tag team, and they are just so god damn enjoyable to read their work.

[El Parca]

Yet again, Hollywood USA just never ceases to impress or entertain. I fucking love these guys so god damn much. There was so many things that made me lose my shit over "MY BRAND!" oh my good god Cort you fucking wordsmith you. Poor ole Jehst, mans just wants to score some tail and Cort has to go on and disrespect hockey eh. Sad rly, but man what a fun damn read.

[El Parca]

Jacob Trance the GOAT of Turmoil vs Nate Ortiz the GOAT of OCW. This is some real groundbreaking shit right here and I for one am super hyped for the inevitable match. Both men, have never met in the ring before and we are FINALLY going to get to see these two BEHEMOTHS clash in the squared circle at Consequence. Short, simple, and to the point with the RP both men got what they wanted to say and their messages across. Can't wait to see how that match goes.

[El Parca]

Main Event was WILD. I genuinely think for a moment a lot of people had KD pulling off the upset? I don't even know if it would be an upset cause Christ almighty BOTH guys are just YOKED to the fucking gills. This definitely was a huge test for Shep, and well he got out alive. I wouldn't say this was a normal title defense the champ survived today and got away with his belt. Imagine KD is just like "NAH SISSY WE GO AGAIN." Really fun and dope ass match to watch good job guys this was a Main Event!

[H20_]

The B20 vs GC match was pretty fun knowing that B20 NEEDED to win this, the post match fuckery

was *CHEFS KISS* and I half quote

"The #1 contender gets to be defeated by me at Summercide" That's not the quote but the 3rd wheel telling the challenger and champion the winner gets to do the job to him at next ppv is FUCKING NEXT LEVEL HEEL WORK (to me)

 

I deadass told him that genius! You flipped this whole beef about you instead of about me. He literally threw me and tre in the grave and damn neared buried both of us. But I got my hand on the shovel Rust.

 

I see you and hear you loud and clear!

 

 

As for Tre...It’s time to end this once of for all.

[Jacob Trance]

As for Tre...It’s time to end this once of for all.

 

Please do.

[Tre Golden]

Please do.

 

Going to be disappointed buddy

[Jacob Trance]

Going to be disappointed buddy

 

Nothing new involving you, friend.

[Tre Golden]

Nothing new involving you, friend.

 

Cool, Mr.Diva