Michael Morrison Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Cooper isn't afraid of a little Blood, Jewpanese Matches are the way of the future, Malu goes stamp collecting as he continues to put the stamp on who ever enters the ring with him and ReeStrider prove that "no pain, no Gaines" is more than just a saying. See how I connected Reed and Strider's names... like TomKat or BradGelina. 2008's couple of the year deserves the same treatment as Hollywood's top stars if you ask me. Can't wait to see what they wear to the award show... if they're still together by then :( ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3851/lotrturmoil213ky1.png HIGH SCORE LORD Tyro Kraven: Kraven may not have won the match, but I knew he was someone to watch out for. His game is solid and his mysterious new angle has everyone wondering... Who is Tyro Kraven? CLOSEST MATCH Brad Bauer vs. Otomo Musashi: Two, count them, two points... awh-awh-awh. It says that Otomo is a free agent, but if CCW knows what's good for them, they'd try to sign this Jap with some mean stats. Very competitive and fun to watch, he could help hook some of the Asian demographic into CCW arenas. I don't know about y'all, but barely legal Asian chicks with colored hair always gives me a chibi. Oh yeah... Bauer did pretty good as well... I guess. Maybe if a guy got the hook-up to some free porn, he might be motivated to say more good crap about Bauer *hint hint* BIGGEST GAP Seth Irving vs. Versus: Probably the biggest shocker I've seen in a while, Seth Irving pushes through a Hall of Famer/Champion of Champions. A very impressive match for Seth as he stays undefeated (with the exception of two losses and a draw) this year and stakes his claim as a top contender for the CCW World Heavyweight Title. Makes you wonder if there's even a need for the upcoming Lethal Lottery that Jaysin mentioned. As for Versus, I doubt this will keep him down; considering he's always high... on life, that is. As I mentioned before, he's a Hall of Famer, was part of, arguably, the greatest faction to ever grace OCWFED.NET and has held numerous Titles during his time here. I'm sure if I were to interview him about his recent loss, he'd grin and say, "You win some, you lose some." What a guy. Maybe if a guy got the hook-up to some free sticky icky, he could write some more accomplishments by Versus *hint hint* HONORABLE MENTION Alex Cooper: The big man finally hits the ranking boards against the methodical Dick Blood. Despite losing the match, he had a good showing and even managed to get a nice score out of the experience. One of the most notable rookies so far, if he keeps RP'ing while climbing over the top ropes each week, we could be seeing some, "You Can't Hang with Mister Cooper" t-shirts in the lobby. And for you're listening pleasure, my wife found this little number on da YouTube. For those of you who mix music or do any kind of editing, you'll probably get a kick out of it. [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=dsU3B0W3TMs]YouTube - Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98![/ame] Windows sound effects FTW!
Greatness Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Good stuff. Also Irving fell before Greatness once this year. Undefeated I think not. :( *Slings CCW title over shoulder* OCW Accomplishments said: OCW World Heavyweight Champion [3 Times] CCW Champion [1 Time] Future Investment Winner 2006 [Inaugural] 2007 OCW Co-Wrestler of the Year [ W/ Nate Ortiz] They just couldn't give it to a black! OCW Hall of Famer | Class 2008
Michael Morrison Posted February 18, 2008 Author Posted February 18, 2008 Good stuff. Also Irving fell before Greatness once this year. Undefeated I think not. :( *Slings CCW title over shoulder*Perhaps if a guy could get some free... wait, what the hell does RD have that I could want? Oh... Perhaps if a guy could get some free 13" spinners for a hooptie, he would be motivated to announce such losses to "Greatness".
Greatness Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Done. Will be shipped overnight through Greatness express. Having money does indeed feel good. OCW Accomplishments said: OCW World Heavyweight Champion [3 Times] CCW Champion [1 Time] Future Investment Winner 2006 [Inaugural] 2007 OCW Co-Wrestler of the Year [ W/ Nate Ortiz] They just couldn't give it to a black! OCW Hall of Famer | Class 2008
Seth Irving Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 lost twice actually. Mania at PPV then RD money the next show. ITS THE IC FAULT!
Michael Morrison Posted February 18, 2008 Author Posted February 18, 2008 lost twice actually. Mania at PPV then RD money the next show. ITS THE IC FAULT!For fuck's sake, I figured you, of all people, would play along. Well, I don't rank PPV matches, and I didn't see your second loss, because I got your name mixed up with Sean Strider when I checked the data sheets. He's on top of you, in case you were wondering. Anyways, I went ahead and edited the Lor Repor and mentioned your two losses and draw. You happy now? Want me to tell them about your High School record as well, or will this suffice? Can't make anyone happy these days.
Tyro Kraven Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Hope i dont get stuck in this Jericho cycle of losing matches when i shouldn't lol http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/Undertaker1012/281x211.jpg Finishers: "Where is Tyro?!" (Front,F-U 2) "Faaaceeebusstaaaaaah!!" ( Back, Facebuster 06) Signature moves: Oversell punches (Grapple) Fancy footwork punches (Grapple)
Seth Irving Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 maybe if you didn't always have me lose in points i wound have sided with you to make sure your right. This is the 1st time since you started this i won, what am i paying you for if i don't win
Versus Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Don't touch any of what "Greatness" sends you. It's just oregano mixed with tussin. Sure, your pains will go away, but at what cost Mike? I'm holdin whenever you're lookin fellah. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
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