Introductory Interview Bash

[BASH]

The camera starts rolling, there are two chairs in a well lit room with pictures of OCW hall of famers on the wall. The camera focuses on the two men in the room, Jim Black and Bash in full disquise. Black extends a hand and Bash just stares a hole through him.

 

Jim Black: Uh, um, are you going to shake my hand?

 

Bash: I have no interest in pleasantries with you Jim Black, ask your questions.

 

Jim Black: Alright then, serves me right for trying to be nice. Let's start with the easy question. Why are you in disguise?

 

Bash: My true identity must remain a secret for reasons I cannot divulge.

 

Jim Black: Well this is sure a strange start to an interview, I hate working here. What can you actually tell about yourself Bash?

 

Bash: Mr. Black I am not sure I like your pompous attitude. Tread carefully moving forward. I am a man of many complicated origins. My technical skills inside and outside of the ring are in a word perfection. If you are not more careful I may have to demonstrate these skills to you and then on you!

 

Jim Black: Why are all of you guys jerks to me? I am just trying to do my job here! Thank you for the answer Bash. What are your goals here in OCW hot shot?

 

Bash stands up quickly, and Jim Black starts sweating profusely in fear.

 

Bash: I plan to get the things I want and by any means necessary.

 

Bash pulls out his cell phone and does looks down at it for about 15 seconds. He is working feverishly on something.

 

Bash: Check your bank account Mr. Black.

 

Jim Black: What did you do?!?!?!

 

Jim Black takes out his phone, and his face sinks in terror.

 

Bash: Where is your $275 Mr. Black?

 

Jim Black: Give it back! That is all my money! They are going to turn of my lights if you do not give that back! You have to be the biggest asshole of all them and I just met you. I cannot wait to retire!

 

Bash rushes Jim Black and hits him with a belly to belly suplex that tosses him across the room and through a table that was set up. Bash walks up and stares at a motionless Jim Black. Bash turns and walks out of the room. The camera focuses on Jim Black as it fades away.