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I know a guy who can put you out of your misery. Just say the word.

New York, NY - Another injury to report. The Big man of Southern Dirty Cash Wade Walker has a pectoral injury. The extent is unknown at this point as he heads home to Alabama for tests. Another huge blow as we reported earlier Women's star Perl is undergoing evaluation for an injury as well. The holiday season has not been kind to OCW as some of the talent seem to be limping into the new year. As always keep tuned in here at Elite Wrestling Digest for all your injury news and updates.

New York, NY - OCWFED is set to put on the Next Cup as their first show of the year. The field has been released but matchups are still to come on this one night tournament. Sources tell me however Perl is injured coming off a rough stretch after her loss to Deborah Soto at the Anniversary 21 FLE. Sources tell me that it is a knee injury and she is going in for evaluation at Mount Sinai Hospital. Tests will determine how long the high flying Digital Dime will be out. Initial speculations are she has torn her ACL and will be out indefinitely. Origin of the injury is believed to occur when Perl slipped trying to deliver a suicide dive to H20 during their main event mixed tag match a couple of weeks. The injury was aggravated during her match with Deborah. Perl headed home to California during the holiday break and was spotted wearing a heavy knee and moving around on crutches. With Perl's Next Cup status uncertain make sure to check back for more updates from the Elite Wrestling Digest.

Take that shot at me and you best not miss.

Tell that red fool, blue guy!

A large crowd gathers on a brisk New York Saturday Morning. Men, Women, Children and everyone alike can be seen clamoring at an empty stage. A random child can be seen talking to his mother amongst the crowd. Child: Mom when is the ribbon being cut? We see a ribbon in front of a brand new state or the art industrial complex. Off in the distance a brand new arena can be seen dawning the neon green and purple lights that highlight it. The murmurs go quiet as a man in a blue suit walks up to the podium. He taps on the mic twice creating two quick booms through the loud PA System. Speaker: Good morning everyone. Thank you for joining us today. It is a big day for everyone here. We are here to unveil the most tech forward buildings and businesses you have ever seen. The crowd erupts into loud cheers. The speaker waits for them to calm down before continuing with the speech. Speaker: If you don’t know me I am Lou Jonas and I wanted to thank the person who made all of this happen. Eighteen months ago a professional wrestler had his headquarters burned down. Today we unveil his vision, a vision that will benefit the people of New York, soon the rest of the country and eventually the entire world. The crowd begins chanting “We love Lou”. Lou waits before addressing the raucous crowd again. Lou: We could not have done all of this without the DNS coin. The number one crypto currency in the world currently. Let me introduce to you the man who made this happen. He is the leader, owner, and founder of the DarkNET Society. BASH! The crowd begins to boo. Chants of H20 breakout. BASH waits patiently before grabbing the microphone off the podium to speak. BASH: I will make this quick. DNS coin has enabled these great advances. With a perfect combination of entertainment, technology, and science the best in the world will work and play here. You are on the ground floor of all the important work the Digital Revolution will do. BASH walks over to the ribbon, he grabs the ceremonial scissors and cuts the ribbon. Lou grabs the microphone from BASH and continues to address the crowd. BASH walks off the stage and he joins Belakor, Sheppard, Sammuel Omen and Pilgram who were standing nearby listening to the speech. The group heads over to a building with a big sign stating “Server Farm 2.0”. BASH: Finally the day has come where DNS business once again has a physical home. Let me show you around. BASH shows the group around the facility. There are multiple wrestling rings. A robot comes whizzing up to the group quickly catching all but BASH off guard. BASH: HTB was salvaged and rebuilt from the original Server Farm. He can help you train and get analysis on any potential opponents you may have. BASH leads the group to the conference room. They all have seats in various chairs. BASH begins addressing the group. BASH: Belakor it is nice to have you back in the fold. Sheppard your addition will fit nicely into the plans we have. Omen and Pilgram you have remained loyal at my side despite all of these traitors I have dealt with. BASH turns on a projector. BASH: As you see on the screen, each of you has a role to play in this operation. Success is the only option. DNS continues their discussion on the information shared via the projector as we fade away.

Kick that sloppy drunks ass!

Always love seeing Tibby make an appearance and if it is to McFuck on B17 that makes me even happier. Fun stuff to kick off the show. Interesting stuff from Cheryl in the written segment. Danny is alive and well it appears. Suing Omen is funny he has access to some wonderful lawyers courtesy of DNS, y'know the shady type. I am glad Cheryl made it clear she views now as her time and it isn't back on a nostalgia tour. HWG loves doing work in the parking lot. Can't say that Claudio hasn't deserved it. His shit talk is always great. He is anything but a conventional baby face but he makes it work. Love me a ball game chant. These two are on a crash course for a match at some point. Wrex is very to the point with his motivations during his written promo. Him being worried about his legacy is a new concept for me. He seems to be smarter than most people would give him credit for because the plan was executed well. Wrex is out for himself and himself only, the way it should be. What door did he walk through? El Parca framing his actions being for the fans gave me a good chuckle. Overall it painted the picture as to his overall dominance and the issues his challengers have. The continuous shots of El Parca over the entirety of his reign was a nice added touch. The Reese line also leaves me questioning why the change of heart at this point. But overall it conveyed the message I believe he was trying to send. I am going to say that this Scotty X segment has been discussed a lot. I do think he is venturing into a territory others currently do and have occupied in the past. I will give him the benefit of a doubt and let it play out. The production was a step up so kudos to Scotty on that as well. I want to see more Scotty X and what this story bring us. Devon and C-Note bring a different dynamic than the one we saw out of them previously. Devon trying to turn over a new leaf and not be the snitch anymore has also become a consistent theme week to week. Just two guys who didn't like each other and did the enemy of my enemy is my friend thing. Paul Harris smiling in the shadows is creepy as hell. Deborah showed out big time in her win against Ashely. I really enjoyed this match. Ashely did have one occurrence of walking backwards but it was minor in the grand scheme of things. The Queen has fallen a bit since she lost her title shot at Summercide. Deborah on the other hand has proven she still has what it takes to roll with the best. Good work to both. Show is starting soon so I will be back.

As the champion of North America and it's defacto representative for this reason. I declare this to be false.

@Alex Asher @Rayzah Count your days

Nice promo and sick video. In the future hide the PSN/GT but that is minor. Really loved the way you put the whole thing together.