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BASH in a remote location hard at work on his computer. BASH then begins to mutter.

 

BASH: I will show the whole of OCW my technical prowess.

BASH: They will kneel at the feet of the technical genius, BASH.

BASH: Gonzalo Munoz will suffer for the disrespect shown to me by that box loving weirdo Victor Karmine.

 

 

BASH begins to feel faint, it feels like he is going to pass out. In that moment BASH blacks out. BASH is aware, but is in the darkness. He then hears a familiar voice. It is The Worm, the Malware inside of BASH's brain.

 

 

The Worm: BASH!

The Worm: Do not test me.

The Worm: I will nonmaskable interupt your system.

The Worm: You know what happens when I do that.

BASH: Worm, why have you intertuped my important work?

The Worm: Don't make me do bad things to you BASH.

BASH: I was in the middle of something.

The Worm: We need to disucss your poor performance.

The Worm: What was that garbage out there with Victor Karmine!?!?!?

The Worm: You lost to a script kiddie?

The Worm: You lost to an inferior wrestler?

The Worm: WHAT TYPE OF TECHNICAL GENIUS LOSES TO A SCRIPT KIDDIE????

The Worm: WHAT TYPE OF TECHNICAL GENIUS LOSES TO A FLIPPY WRESTLER???

The Worm: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

The Worm: You are more useless than a bag of dog testicles in a dumpster behind a vet.

The Worm: I am beginning to think I infected the wrong wrestling hacker...

 

Bash attempts to break out back into his conciousness.

 

The Worm:Where the hell do you think you are going?

The Worm: YOU WILL GET REVENGE BASH.

The Worm: YOU WILL HACK THE ENTIREY OF OCW.

The Worm: YOU WILL HACK EVERYONE LIMB FROM LIMB WHO STANDS IN YOUR PATH.

BASH: The Worm, I will acomplish the goals that have been set out for me.

The Worm: YOU WILL OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR ASS TEN TIME WORSE THAN I DO NOW.

BASH: Understood The Worm.

 

Bash attempts to break out again.

 

The Worm: We are done when I say we are done you fucking fat bitch.

BASH: How original...

The Worm: That is it BASH, you have made me angry!

BASH: Worm I know not many people have had an STM like you before.

BASH: You will not hold control of me forever.

The Worm: BASH you see, I do not need your forever.

The Worm: I will use the other wrestlers of OCW to do my bidding in due time.

 

 

The Worm begins laughing. Immediatley BASH starts feeling a warm sensation running down his legs.

BASH: The Worm!!!!!!

BASH: WAS THAT NECCESSARY?????

The Worm: I told you not to piss me off...

The Worm: You will beat Gonzalo Munoz and if Victor Karmine ignores you after. It will be your job to show him you are not to be ignored.

The Worm: I expect you to win.

The Worm: I will humiliate you like those of your childhood in front of the entire world if you fail.

The Worm: You know now I am serious in my intent if you did not previously.

The Worm: BASH YOU ARE A TECHNICAL GENIUS!

The Worm: BASH YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE HACK!

The Worm: MAKE THAT FOOL TAP OUT TO YOU!

BASH: Why do you choose to torment my soul Worm?

BASH: I have asked before but have been met with silence.

 

BASH waits for an answer.

 

BASH: I see I am not getting an answer to that question again today.

The Worm: All will make sense in time BASH.

The Worm: I will infect OCW one by one.

The Worm: Through you... No one is safe.

BASH: Enough Worm, I have grown tired of this and need to return to my work.

The Worm: Very well...

 

The Worm begins laughing as BASH snaps back to reality. BASH begins muttering again.

 

BASH: Nothing like a worm in your brain making you hallucinate so he can talk to you.

BASH: Back to business however.

BASH: Time to hone my technical skills in for this match with Victor Munoz.

BASH: Then it is time to hack pandoras box.

BASH:But first I need a change of pants.

 

The camera fades aways slowly as BASH begins to walk way into the darkness.

Edited by rz jimmy
I cannot spell words correctly :-)
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