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The camera opens up outside of Best Buy in Pittsburgh, Pennslyvania. A long line going around the block full of OCW fan's and Ebay moguls who either missed the show or are avid collectors are waiting to purchase the Wrestlution 3 DVD. Dozens of children scattered throughout the line wearing Rev Inc, and Nate Shirts. A few teenage boys with their friends sporting Death Row shirts and Cross merchandise. A bunch of plumpers sporting Deano Horse and Versus shirts. The fans are in full effect waiting patiently for their copy of the PPV.

Fan Boy: Omg! I can't even wait to see who won the big matches! No spoilers guys!

 

Fan Boy: Omg I know dude! I bet Versus won, and Nate, and Leon , and the odd couple, and especially Cross that Bold deserves a beating!

All of a sudden out of the back end of the building drives a all black truck lifted with black rims and all tinted windows. A sticker on the back window reads, "White Devil Industries". As the truck finally reaches the fans the window rolls down. Slowly from the window emerges a megaphone.

Voice: BOLD WINS! BOLD WINS! BOLD KILLED CROSS! YES! YES!!!!!!!

 

The fans all turn towards the truck, many parents plugging their childrens ears.

Adrian Bold emerges out from the window holding the megaphone in one hand, the North American title in the other!

Bold: I AM THE GREATEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!!

The crowd starts booing, a couple guys running up to the truck acting tough.

 

Angry Parent: What's your problem man?!

 

Bold holds the microphone up to the mans ear

 

Bold: NATE BEAT KAGE!

 

Angry Parent: WHAT THE FUCK!?

 

Bold: FAUSTO WON TOO!!

 

The mans hair is ruffled back and he is plugging his ears in agony. A soda can flies over the roof of the car almost hitting Bold.

 

The line of people shifts from the store to go after Bold's truck. Bold steps on the gas and puts the megaphone out the window one last time.

 

Bold: I WON I WON AHAHAHA! Tune into Riot to see your champion in a one time only a Bold invitational for the N.A Championship, and a match with Strider that I can gurantee with my given track record will be a win!

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Lmfao
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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

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Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_WUb68RQo]YouTube - Harry Potter Spoiled[/ame]

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THKngDe-5J8&feature=related]YouTube - HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!![/ame]

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"and your weiners are little" LOL

"When you're pushed... Killing is as easy as breathing!"

 

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harry potter...GAY....i can't believe people get so mad over that. its not like they ruined the ending of Star Wars..

 

Very too true.

 

On the other hand, I stopped with harry potter at the 4th book, and the 3rd movie.

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Very too true.

 

On the other hand, I stopped with harry potter at the 4th book, and the 3rd movie.

 

That's 4 books and 3 movies too much....

SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

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lano15: liddel got KO'd!!!

lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC

mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor

mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds

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