Consequence 2008

[Wesley Adams Poe]

Poe's Parchment:Consequence Edition

 

Seth V.S. Mace: I enjoyed the promo vid before the match, not finally the match, I'm favoring Seth, but you can never assume a booty bandit can't come from behind(get it?). Pretty good start for both big men but Seth is in the lead for me....I mark for the Zebra attire Seth. The who match seems as if Seth gets on rolls, but Mace does good enough to keep it close. Nice reversal spots in this match as well.Pretty Good ending, and pretty good match, watch it for results. I'll give this mat a 3.5/5

 

Smythe is talking to Tiffany...Nate a black man is talking to your woman, call up the klan theres gonna be lynchin tonight. Interesting read, more great build up. I never realized Nate was our Triple H...He beat you to the punch Trips.

 

Tyro/Ryder V.S. SE7EN: Seems our members for seven are Sloth and Vanity...interesting choice by the faction, lets just see who pulls out this victory...my money is on TnR. I enjoyed the spot where vanity tried to sucker punch tyro but tyro beat thim to the punch.Some good teamwork shots.DOUBLE ELBOW DROP FTL actually, good match gentle men. If you wanna see who came out champs watch the show. I give you gents a 3.5/5 on that match.

 

Nate sounds like Triple H and John Cena at the same time...I'm the hardest worker blah blah blah, read it people...unfortunately there is no good luck blow job, nor anal...i thought wrestling fed owners daughters enjoyed anal. I'm disappointed. Then rivers says he has his game face on, no thats the cena Face rivers, Nate ortiz changes identities more than he changes his underwear. Sarcasm end...good rp.

 

Heaton is the sign guy? Please don't fall for that shit people.

 

I mark for smythes custom theme everytime, I could try rapping or singing one but i'm afraid it wouldn't come out so well because i have no real studio equipment, but i mark...then my markgasm is interrupted by run to the hills...i'm gonna skip that song on rockband from now on. Smythe FTW end of story.

 

Smythe V.S. Guy Fausto:Guy seems to gain the upperhand towards the beginning, but Smythe makes the proper reversals to get back into it.MUSE FOR THE WIN. Guy is a cheater...luckily for that poor bastard this was a no DQ match, This Match is full of win though...a must see.3/5

 

An Rp in which trips bitches about leon some more is up next. Good rp, but neither men should be worried about such things.

 

I hate that the hardcore title picture is remaining between this two heathens in the same heathen faction, but meh time to watch the frivolous match i've seen so many times before.I should murder you two for starting the match witht he halo theme, but instead i'll just watch the match.

 

Covet V.S. Greed: Pretty sweet hardcore spots from these two, like usual, over all good match i mean not much to say past that. 3/5

 

What the fuck First the Roll, now a match, this is ridiculous this man who holds up pictures and words, posters of sort, beat all those other well qualified wrestlers...fuckin mystery guy...I hate you...match recieves a 3/5

 

Nice promo, Aries...if you win that title...just know I'm a Poe, making a mockery of gods and their false dominion is our family business.

 

BANZAI Sensei...thats what ocw gives to it's visitors.

 

Next up one of the matches i'm really interested in. My favorite for this One is Kang, he's been molly whoopin fools for the past couple of weeks should be good.

 

Kang V.S. Cross V.S. Leonheart:Where is the Love? Watch the match and you should get what i mean.I enjoyed this match as much as a three way can be enjoyed. Great sell by Emoheart. He slit his wrists for the end of the match. I was pretty glad with the ending and outcome. Good job gents 4/5

 

Now Nate is Shawn Michaels...that man continues to play the people i hate.The Bloodline is bringing this one home...if not the main event will be boring. Lets get this underway.

 

Nate Ortiz V.S. The Sage Versus: Yes we all use music from Queen of the Damned and thats because we all fuckin rock, nice choice Versus. I would have skipped it to the harder parts of that song though. This match is enjoyable...until...I'm gonna stfu on this one...just watch it. 3.5/5

 

Good RP by val and air explains why vals woman won't be ringside, but i think val doesn't need her.

 

Why does this rookie come down to the ring with and intro and Vincent can't even on a regular show...meh okay rp rookie, you should have stayed suspended...i didn't even know you were gone.

 

Most Anticipated match fo the night for me right here, no doubt about it. I see Aries on top but then again Anton is Magnifecent anything can happen.

 

Aries V.S. Anton: Aries get my fucking hair off your fucking kilt(however you spell it) Looking ass. Aries was a fucking Greek god...not Irish...realize if you win tonight, I will take your title...and your pride. Onto the match...switch back to the cornrolls. OC F'N W OC F'N W how dare trips call this the jobber or lower tier title, the IC title match better fucking be godly because this was the shit. I shouldn't even have to tell you to watch it(btw i hope this was settled in a straight up match first.) Congrats to the new champ 5/5

 

FUCK YOU you life sized cardboard cut out fuck....I hate you...

 

I agree with Mania...take that pretty face and send it a message from Cadriff.

 

Ex Action up next. Like i Said i predict Val, but we'll see.

 

Val Finale V.S. The Air:Val uses my old mullet FTW..wow pretty sweet match guys. I lost money....15 minutes was a long time but i got over it. 3.75/5

 

Boring mainevent build up.

 

The Modern Messiah makes up some modern mischief...with val no longer in a title picture what else will arise.

 

IC Title match: We all have our predictions, awesome match... enjoyed it, watch to see if you were right. 3.25/5

 

Huge announcement...i expect to be apart of this happening...wonderful things ocw has in line.

 

Mainevent time...Let see!

I will only give a rating on this match...watch it, it's the fucking main event... Who will win. Cena? Triple H? Shawn Michaels? Or Guy Fausto? 3/5

 

OVERALL this PPV recieves a 4.5/5 It was awesome but i can't say i was blownout of my fucking seat, but i had fun watching...less rps than i expected but that wasn't a bad thing honestly.

[Aries]

You are funny Poe.

[Anthony Martin]

ive been gone all weekend and im just now getting to catch up on things. im not that far into the ppv yet but what ive seen so far has been great. great work so far guys. i look forward to the rest of the show.

[Mr.Sensation]

Bestline ever

 

Who will win. Cena? Triple H? Shawn Michaels? Or Guy Fausto?

[Eddie Mace]

Is anyone else reminded of Goddess Bunny's finale when Boldo walks into the camera?

 

[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0]YouTube - The Goddess Bunny[/ame]

[Wesley Adams Poe]

Is anyone else reminded of Goddess Bunny's finale when Boldo walks into the camera?

 

YouTube - The Goddess Bunny

 

I'd break that back...FO'SHOW!

[Adrian Bold]

Poe you say boring main event build up? Did you see the end of turmoil last week? lol...

[Wesley Adams Poe]

Haha yeah, but that was more sarcasm cause the bloodline jobbed out of the title picture...

[Josiah Cross]

Kang V.S. Cross V.S. Leonheart:Where is the Love? Watch the match and you should get what i mean.I enjoyed this match as much as a three way can be enjoyed. Great sell by Emoheart. He slit his wrists for the end of the match. I was pretty glad with the ending and outcome. Good job gents 4/5

 

 

...Somebody got KOed by a back body drop :mad:

 

Nice report Poe, once again.

 

^^^ Goddess Bunny is disturbing. Therefore no mark.

 

Quick Notes

 

- No DQ on the low blow this time?! I tell you those refs are horrible. Can we invest in some new ones?

 

- Big win in the tag match, dont be surprised if Death Row returns to the tag picture in the near future.

 

- Aries vs Anton...wow. The match was damn good and the finish sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! Badass, awesome, amazing, incredible, very good work. Way to bust out something original! If this is a hint of the great matches to come for the Pride Title...Woooooo!

 

- The Air shows why he's champ. I know a lot of people thought hed fall short. Steps up, big time.

 

- Look forward to the development of Jays announcement. Always like these.

 

- The double title in hands after the win was tight. Brought back memories of Jerichos shocking undisputed chapionship win.

 

More later.

[The Guy Fausto]

Didn't you hear Vimes when he nulled Smythe's title win?

 

Low Blows are perfectly legal, therefore everyone's balls are completely valid targets. Otherwise I would be disqualified in every match I have had ever.