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[The scene opens in Parker's rented appartment,Parker is sat on his couch listening to the radio workin on a new attire due to the enourmous stick he has recieved off the boys in the locker room about lookin' all 'MC Hammer and shit']

 

'BUZZ'

 

Parker-Wonder who the hell that is, i almost had this shit finished too.

 

[Parker answers the intercom]

 

Parker-Who is it?

 

Voice-Hey man its me,Cosmo,let me up man, i got this month's issue of Wrasslin' Monthly,someone you know has made the front cover,and you aint gonna believe the smack they are talkin about you.

 

Parker-Alright man,come on up

 

[Cosmo enters the room,and hands the magazine to Parker]

Cosmo-Check it out man

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Parker-Are you shittin' me? Haze on the front cover of Wrasslin' Monthly? I thought i'd seen the last of that asshole..

 

Cosmo-Apparently not,check pages 6-7,you not gonna like it.

[Parker flicks open the magazine to pages 6-7]

Parker-HOLY SHIT!

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/9/8/20/f_magpsreadm_fb2dce2.jpg

 

[Parker flicks to page 8 & starts to read snippets of Haze's interview outload]

 

HAZE-'I'm only talking about that piece of crap cause your payin me,i carried his ass for 2 years!'

 

Parker-That son of a bitch!

 

Haze-'I was loyal to him when we were in Pillars of Destruction,then he screwed me in the middle of the ring for a lousy amount of cash,put me out of action for 15 months,jumped ship to OCW and i haven't seen him since'

 

Cosmo-He has a point dude

 

Parker-Shut up dick,i didn't do it for money,i did it for free,and i'd do it again in a heartbeat,i did what was required to get ahead.

 

Haze-'No one should EVER trust this motherfu**er,he will do ANYTHING to get ahead in this business,the dude would even screw his own mother!'

Haze-'Yeah i see he's in the big league's now with OCW but one day i'll get my revenge,trust me, its not over between us.'

 

Parker-This is bollocks,i'm gonna ring the editor and give them my side of the story!

 

[Parker slams the magazine down on the coffee table..picks up the phone and starts to dial].........

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Nice man. I dug it as well. Not too rough, but solid. Gotta come up with another "pissed off word", name. "Bollocks" isnt going to cut it. Its sorta like saying " Oh butternipple, that hurt"

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haha i liked this. pretty sweet. would of chose a cooler lookin font for the title Wrasslin Monthly, but none the less its cool

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Nice man. I dug it as well. Not too rough, but solid. Gotta come up with another "pissed off word", name. "Bollocks" isnt going to cut it. Its sorta like saying " Oh butternipple, that hurt"

 

Bollux is a very very common british term...

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I happened to Enjoy this RP....but I still hate you.

 

I hate you 2 Bold...so we're even ;)

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2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences)

1 x NA Champion

1 x Pride Champion

1 x TV Champion

2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion

F.I Winner 2012

MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7

 

'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree

'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17

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[The scene opens in Parker's rented appartment,Parker is sat on his couch listening to the radio workin on a new attire due to the enourmous stick he has recieved off the boys in the locker room about lookin' all 'MC Hammer and shit']

 

'BUZZ'

 

Parker-Wonder who the hell that is, i almost had this shit finished too.

 

[Parker answers the intercom]

 

Parker-Who is it?

 

Voice-Hey man its me,Cosmo,let me up man, i got this month's issue of Wrasslin' Monthly,someone you know has made the front cover,and you aint gonna believe the smack they are talkin about you.

 

Parker-Alright man,come on up

 

[Cosmo enters the room,and hands the magazine to Parker]

Cosmo-Check it out man

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/9/8/20/f_wrasslinm_ba73151.png

 

Parker-Are you shittin' me? Haze on the front cover of Wrasslin' Monthly? I thought i'd seen the last of that asshole..

 

Cosmo-Apparently not,check pages 6-7,you not gonna like it.

[Parker flicks open the magazine to pages 6-7]

Parker-HOLY SHIT!

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/9/8/20/f_magpsreadm_fb2dce2.jpg

 

[Parker flicks to page 8 & starts to read snippets of Haze's interview outload]

 

HAZE-'I'm only talking about that piece of crap cause your payin me,i carried his ass for 2 years!'

 

Parker-That son of a bitch!

 

Haze-'I was loyal to him when we were in Pillars of Destruction,then he screwed me in the middle of the ring for a lousy amount of cash,put me out of action for 15 months,jumped ship to OCW and i haven't seen him since'

 

Cosmo-He has a point dude

 

Parker-Shut up dick,i didn't do it for money,i did it for free,and i'd do it again in a heartbeat,i did what was required to get ahead.

 

Haze-'No one should EVER trust this motherfu**er,he will do ANYTHING to get ahead in this business,the dude would even screw his own mother!'

Haze-'Yeah i see he's in the big league's now with OCW but one day i'll get my revenge,trust me, its not over between us.'

 

Parker-This is bollocks,i'm gonna ring the editor and give them my side of the story!

 

[Parker slams the magazine down on the coffee table..picks up the phone and starts to dial].........

 

 

 

The magazine was a nice touch.

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