Fearo Asylum Promo - Final Part

[Robert Fearo]

The following was cut from Asylum due to confusion surrounding it's inportance, so it's been added here for all to see.

 

 

As the show is about to go off the air, the lights go out as the fans begin to cheer. Suddenly "Simultanious By Chef" begins to play over the PA.

 

Robert Fearo walks out from behind the curtain as the lights flash back on, Robert walks down the ramp wearing green shades with an orange jacket and gold chains hanging off his neck. Robert slowly walks up the steel steps and gets in the ring as he asks fore the music to be cut. He's then handed a microphone by the Announcer.

 

Fearo: "Ladies and Super Sweet Swim Suit Babes .... I am the man with no plan, grooving and moving while tubing the cuites, getting down to the fly tune I just came to the ring with. You know I got this down jack, so let me fill yall' in on the fresh style The Fearomiaster's got going on here"

 

 

"Tonight, I've been showing you the past that was Robert Fearo and I ... {Robert stops and winks at a lady in the crowd} hehe, baby I'll be more than happy, to give you a one way ticket to The Fearo Fly Festival! Oh Jibbly Jibbly!"

 

The crowd laugh as Fearo does a little spin around in the center of the ring

 

 

"As I was saying, I've been giving you a peice of the past, showing you how I did thingd back in the day. But tonight, it changes, it's time you get a glance at the brand ass spanking new Robert Fearo. The man with so many moves he get confused, the man who came to lay the right pipes cause' these other plumbers can't get the job done. I am here to bring a bit of ... "Simultanois Loving Baby!" "

 

 

The crowd laugh as Robert once again; begins to groove in the center of the ring, he soon stops.

 

 

"Now I look forward to showing you all what the Ladie Loving Lardy can do, but it seems we're out of time tonight {the crowd begin to boo} I know I know ... so I'd like to end this on a high note before we get cut off ONCE AGAIN! .... I want EVERYBODY getting down to this groovy tune! Now hit it!"

 

 

The crowd look on in shock as some start to cheer with exciment, Robert's theme song begins to play once again.

 

 

Fearo: "Goodnight everybody!"

 

 

Everybody in the arena starts to dance as Fearo begins to moonwalk around the ring. The show signs off with Fearo doing the hip thrusts in the ring.

[Versus]

Fearo = Comedy.