Jump to content

I write books, bitches!!!!!


Seth Morrison

Recommended Posts

**Scene opens up at the OCW headquarters. Double A is scene walking in the front doors. He is well dressed. He is wearing an armani suit, with reading glasses. His hair is pulled back in a pony tail, as he walks up to the receptionist, who has a puzzled look on her face.**

 

Receptionist: Uh....May I...Uh...Help you?

 

**AA with a smile on his face.**

 

AA: Why yes you can ma'am. My name is Austin....er... Well my stage name is Double A. I am here to see Jaysin.

 

**Receptionist looks through a schedule, and looks back up to AA.**

 

Receptionist: Im sorry sir, but Mr Sensation is fully booked up until next weds. With board and network meetings, i dont think he will be able to....

 

**AA interupts her in a calm demeanor. As he puts his finger up to her lips to get her to hush.**

 

AA: Ma'am, I wrestle for Jay. Im not some schmuck off the street, trying to sell pencils to him, out of my trunk.

 

Receptionist: What was your name agian sir? Maybe i can call Mr. Montepellier or another executive, and tell them you are here. **looking through another list** Also, I do not see your name on the "Active Wrestler" list. Are you looking for employment, or?

 

**AA is looking calm, yet seemingly frustrated.**

 

AA: Ma'am I could sit here, and name all of the accomplishments ive received from OCW, and then you could see my importance. But unfortunately, there arent any. I was a giant lush in my days at OCW.

 

Anyways would you give him this letter? Its important he reads it.

 

**Receptionist takes the letter as AA walks out the door. She waits for him to leave, as she is curious to see what the letter says, and it reads the following;**

 

" Dear Jaysin,

 

Its been quite a while since ive been in that OCW ring. After a run in, with the law, I started to find myself. After many months of rehab, I quit my drinking.

 

If you have been following "The New York Times", you will see I have many books on the best sellers list. Since "The Times" doesnt have a coloring book section, then you might not, read it.

 

I am now a writer. Mostly Self help books. I have gone under the name "Austin Alexander, Self Help Guru." I would write on my past, and many situations that occured in OCW. I have received awards, and most importantly, Im a part of Oprahs bookclub.

 

Where am I going with all of this? I want to wrestle again. A sober Double A, is a focused Double A. Only one catch. I do not want to wrestle as Double A, and want to go back to my real name, Austin Alexander. Why? Because Double is my alter ego. He is the Hyde, to my Dr. Jeckyl. I am done drinking, and have been sober for 154 days now. I would alss like to promote my books. This will also give me ideas, for a new book. It also allows me to maybe help a few guys in the back. Drug problems, stealing shoes, ect. Why would you want to sign me back? Well I can get you on Oprah. I can also cut you on the proceeds, to my next book. Most importantly, I vow to be the biggest star, since Badass Bill. I have included my publicist's cell phone number. She will be taking all of my business calls now.

 

Yours Truly,

 

Austin Alexander "

Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic

 

 

 

"I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

 

This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST.

 

 

Now then when Can I expect your next donation?

 

"- Jay Jay

 

 

 

Double A

is

"The Weapon

Of

Mass

Consumption"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nice rp , but Double A - Booze = Leonhart :(

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg

2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences)

1 x NA Champion

1 x Pride Champion

1 x TV Champion

2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion

F.I Winner 2012

MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7

 

'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree

'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Lurking in the background The Bald Guy watches the whole scene unfold, not knowing what the letter actually said, curiosity gets the better of him...

 

After a few minutes the receptionist leaves to go to the tiolet and The Bald Guy grabs the chance to have a little read.

 

After a few hums and huhs he decides to grab a pen and make a few corrections.

 

"Dear Jaysin,

 

Its been quite a while since ive been in that OCW ring. After a run in with the law I started to find myself. And after many months of rehab, I quit drinking.

 

If you have been following "The New York Times", you will see I have many books on the best sellers list. Since "The Times" doesnt have a coloring book section, then you might not have read it.

 

I am now a writer, mostly Self help books. I have gone under the name "Austin Alexander: Self Help Guru." I have written on my past, and the many situations that occured in OCW during my time there. I have received awards, and most importantly, Im a part of Oprah's bookclub.

 

Where am I going with all of this? I want to wrestle again.

 

A sober Double A, is a focused Double A. Only one catch. I do not want to wrestle as Double A, and I want to go back to my real name, Austin Alexander. Why? Because Double is my alter ego. He is the Hyde, to my Dr. Jeckyl. I have stoped drinking, and I have been sober for 154 days now.

 

I would also like to promote my books. This will also give me ideas, for a new book. It also allows me to maybe help a few guys in the back? Drug problems, stealing shoes, ect.

 

Why would you want to sign me back? Well I can get you on Oprah. I can also cut you in on the proceeds of my next book.

 

Most importantly, I vow to be the biggest star, since Badass Bill. I have included my publicist's cell phone number. She will be taking all of my business calls from now on.

 

Yours Truly,

 

Austin Alexander "

 

With his tongue hanging out of his mouth as he tries to correct Double... Austin Alexander's mistakes he thinks to himself.

 

"Jesus I hope this guy had a ghost writer, or a proof reader to sort out his best sellers.... This should make me sooo popular with this guy... Maybe even his next manager!"

 

Just as he finishes the receptionist comes back from the tiolet and he quickly slips the letter back into her work and heads out the door.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Touche darkness. You're balsy... I like it... Right now anyways. Don't push it.

 

And no i wouldn't be opposed to work with you. As long as you have good ideas and can come up with fresh shit. Rookie or veteran, doesn't matter.

 

Shoot me a pm or hit me up on aim, we'll talk.

Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic

 

 

 

"I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

 

This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST.

 

 

Now then when Can I expect your next donation?

 

"- Jay Jay

 

 

 

Double A

is

"The Weapon

Of

Mass

Consumption"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...