Dracnel Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Ok here is the deal, this is more then just a promo... This is a game... The person I pm'd to ask if I could use his character never replied to me and I thought to myself how rude... At the very least a simple no would do... So in order to protect the identity of the wrester involved some names have been changed in this promo and your job is to guess which wrestler I originally wanted to be part of this promo... Answers on a postcard to: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT... PO BOX 23... OCWHQ...NEW YORK CITY... The cameras cut backstage and The Bald Guy is seen walking down the corridor, he is wearing black leather pants and no top, as his titties jiggle around you can see he has a determined look in his face and he keeps huffing and puffing like he is stressed. People look at him in the corridor, but he just ignores them shouting the odd comment out as he looks around. The Bald Guy: Get out of my way I'm mad real mad! Out of nowhere a muffled voice is heard and its obviously ????. ???: No I think you will find I'm mad! A door opens and The Bald Guy ends up standing face to face with the OCW legend. They both size eachother up and stop for a minute. The Bald Guy (looking up and down): So your ???? huh? You don't look so tough! ???: Boo! The Bald Guy jumps backwards and ??? laughs. The Bald Guy (a little perplexed): You think your so tough huh? Huh? Let me tell you about tough! I just spent the night trying to promote my client and make him something special and all I get is hassle and where is he? Nowhere to be seen thats where! ??? (Laughing): Why have you got no top on? The Bald Guy: I'm trying to look tough! ???: Think its working? The Bald Guy: I got you shaking didn't I? ???(looking at him like his stupid): Uh no... The Bald Guy: Well lets be honest your not the kind of guy that gets scared.... Are...BOO! ??? laughs and pats The Bald Guy on the head like a small child... ???: I gota go but have a nice day now. The Bald Guy: You seen JTS anywhere? ???: You mean the guy thats never been seen? The Bald Guy: Get out of my way! ??? moves to the side and The Bald Guy huffs before starting to walk away, just as he passes past ??? he feels his leg get tripped and tries to steady himself before falling into a tech hand thats coming up the corridor carrying a tray of food. The camera cuts out as ??? walks past it laughing and The Bald Guy scrambles around on the floor screaming, covered in food trying to get up, but slipping on the food. The Bald Guy: Damm you ???????
Seth Morrison Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 I know who this is.... Its a guy who is a toolbag, for writing a game for us to figure out, but the twist is, no one cares. Im guessing Darkness? Am I right? Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Dracnel Posted October 10, 2008 Author Posted October 10, 2008 I know who this is.... Its a guy who is a toolbag, for writing a game for us to figure out, but the twist is, no one cares. Im guessing Darkness? Am I right? You say noone cares but there you go making a guess ;) Hehe I thought I would have a little input to your promo as well... Hope you like it :) And yes that is me laying the gauntlett down.... Double A... Austin Alexander... Cpt Monkey Bullocks.... I would like to officially mark you out as JTS' first target... You want him in Dec... YOU GOT HIM! ;) Oh and your wrong btw its NOT darkness!!
Parker Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Judging by the mad references, i'm guessing its Mad Mike, as we are the only 2 Mad people round these parts,and I never got a pm, and Mike replying to you is about as likely as you finding some gold rocking horse shit......it just aint gonna happen. P.S...Double A will destroy you worse than he destroys Bauer's mom after a saturday night out drinking Jack D. http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Versus Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 We're supposed to figure out who ?????? is? I'm guessing Boxing Jesus. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
Michael Morrison Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 More than likely, he's talking about me. It's funny, despite my reputation for being almost impossible to get a hold of, you'd be surprised at how many people actually want to work with me. It's like flunking high school, only to have NASA constantly send you job applications. In all fairness, it was rude of me not to at least respond, so I apologize to you, sir. Speaking of bad timing, I wanted to thank all those who've been putting up with my lack of availability and doing their best to work around it. I understand that it's a burden, but I appreciate the willingness to help out. I don't want people to thing I don't care or that their efforts are going unnoticed.
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