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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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You are out of your element Mace.
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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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Shut the fuck up Seth.
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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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Oh thank god. Page 2 is the only heavy page. I'll actually be able to finish this show in one sitting.

 

 

EDIT:

FAVORITE QUOTES

**The scene opens up in Burbank, outside the arena, security posted at the loading bay entrance**

Security 1 : ....so i said to her that I'm not doing that, especially with her brother

 

Security 2 : And what did she say?

 

Security 1 : mmmph....

 

Security 2 : That easy?

 

Security 1 : YOU KNOW IT YEAH!

 

Security 2 : YEAH!

 

** the two security guards jock high five each other as the cameran pans around to behind a car, a Man wearing a black hoodie is sat on the floor propped up against the car with a tire iron in hand**

Blade : douchebags

 

Fade out

 

(Four more years of Douchebag! Blade will get it.)

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Security : Hola? (think Cartman impersonating latino's when you read these parts)

 

(I appreciate the base reference.)

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VFM : Oh my dear lord, this is the VP, get me someone on the phone who speaka de english.

 

Security : Mr. Cheney?

 

(It takes cojones to make fun of a man who can shoot someone in the face with a shotgun and used a "my bad" to get out of it. None the less, I can see that this RP will be full of quotes, so I'll just pull an Oprah and recommend that you read it.)

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Ryder: "Tonight, I will take on Eddie Mace of Death Row, as part os his Hardcore Tour .. thing.

 

(How many Hardcore Tours are going on right now?)

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Ryder: "Learn to zoom in, you idiot"

 

(You tell him, Ryder. What's the world coming to when you can't even depend on a proper zoom-in for dramatic effect? Disgraceful.)

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As the bell rings, both Kang and Gaines stand in the ring, playing to the crowd. The crowd begin chanting "I-Gen", and "Thank you" with very mild applause.

 

Both get ready to leave the ring as the referee hands Kang his International Title. As I-Gen's music begins to play, Aries comes out from the crowd, and grabs a chair.

 

Kang and Gaines, not knowing what is happening behind them, continue playing to the crowd. Aries slides and the ring, and hits Gaines square in the back with the chair. Kang quickly turns around, and tries to closethline Aries.

 

Aries dodges, and hits Kang in the stomach with edge of the chair. James begins to hold his abdomen in pain and falls to his knees.

 

Aries flips the chair and holds it in an upright position. With an all out swing, Aries nearly decapitates Kang with the chair. James falls back, and lay unconcious. Aries drops the chair and looks over on the mat.

 

He spots the International Title and calmy walks over to it. He picks it up, and rolls out of the ring with it.

 

He starts staring in the ring, and around the audience, clutching the title as if its Wrestlution and he just won the OCW World Heavyweight Title.

 

He continues his way up the ramp, as Gaines slowly stumbles to his knees, making his way over to an unconcious Kang.

 

(I was told there was a time that every match was written out like this. Just food for thought.)

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VFM: “You. Shouldn't you be guarding my safe instead of distracting me from this very important and valuable paper work?”

 

Cooper: “I got it covered man.”

 

VFM: “How so?”

 

The camera cuts back to Versus's massive safe, which seemingly breaks the laws of physics and follows him no matter which arena he's in. On the vault is a note that says “NOT Versus's Secret Vault. Please Do Not Try to break into. Thank you for Cooperation, Love, Coop”. The Camera then pans back to Versus and Coop.

 

(Sadly, this would probably work on half the population at this point.)

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Cooper: “Well as you can see, I claimed the WWE Championship on Turmoil. My first taste of gold here in OCW, and it's not even OCW gold. But looking at it, it's not even the current WWE title. It's not new and hip like the real one. As you know, I'm hip with the crowds here. Cool like Coop is what they say. So I need to keep up with the times.”

 

VFM: “Obviously. Everyone likes a big vicious goon. How could you not?”

 

Cooper: “I need to get the spinner belt. I don't need this stale, rigid, traditional belt. I need the real thing. Word Life and all that. Who do I see to do that?”

(If Cooper keeps this up, he'll be known as Super Duper Cooper. I know it's not really funny, but I didn't know what else to say about the quote...)

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VFM: “Your ass is grass, and i'm a smoke it Nate!!!!!”

(Remind me to never keep my weed in my back pocket.)

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http://www.ocwfed.net/forum/../images/staff/riot/scaggs.jpg That was deporable.

http://www.ocwfed.net/forum/../images/staff/riot/al.jpg Oh stop being a pussy.

 

(Somebody had to say it. And he spelled deplorable wrong. I think "deporable" is what Carlos Cruz was. I could be wrong.)

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Security 1 : Wait....didnt he have a tire iron? Should of we taken it off him?

 

Security 2 : did he say he was gong to use it?

 

Security 1 : he did say he was going to cave someones face in?

 

Security 2: Was it one of ours?

Security 1: Nope

 

Security 2 : Then I don't car....

**A man dressed like Blade with a boom box walks up to the door**

 

Security 2 : BURT GET AWAY YOUR BANNED!

 

Burt : But Steven...

(Gotta read both RP's to truly appreciate the tie off at the end.)

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Sensation: “Shutup Megaman,I had your umpa lumpa word.”

 

(Referencing Vic Vimes)

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Sensation: “And I'll laugh when a pigeon flies down and scoops you up to feed its young,You have a job to do Vic. Go do it.”

(Referencing Vic Vimes once again. I never get tired of these. Jay's gotta run out of "short" jokes eventually... unless he's using all the ones people have made about him in the past.)

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VFM : Son of a bitch, Welp no sense in crying, time to kick a hall of famers ass.

(I know it's simple, but there's something incredibly badass about it... to me, at least.)

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