Justin Rockstar Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 *The Scene opens with a shot of the OCW Headquarters. Paparazzi and press are gathered in front of the enormous structure and a security guard is at the door. An old VW Beatle pulls up to the curb and a young looking Caucasian man with long brown hair steps out. He removes his sunglasses and gazes up in awe of the skyscraper with the OCW logo above the unique looking door. He then looks around at all the Paparazzi and press, he smiles.* Justin Rox (quietly to himself): And so it begins... *The young man makes his way toward the door. He stops amongst the crowd of press and looks around. His smile quickly turns into a frown as he seems to become frustrated.* Justin Rox: Hellooooooo... *A couple of press members turn around and look in his direction, but then turn back, disinterested.* Justin Rox: I'm Justin Rox... *The press continue on with their banter.* Justin Rox: The newest addition to the OCW roster? *The press still show no interest.* Justin Rox: Forget this, you guys really are dim witted. *He continues toward the door. His frown slowly turns back into a smile as he gets closer to his new place of employment.* Security Guard: Woah woah woah... may I help you? *Justin shifts his view of the top of the building to see the security guard standing in front of him.* Justin Rox: No, you may not help me. Like I just said, I'm Justin Rox, the newest addition to the OCW roster. Now if you'll excuse me... Security Guard: Sir, you are not on the list of new arivals here in OCW, I'm going to have to ask you to step back. Justin Rox: What?? No no, there has to be some mistake. Security Guard: There is no mistake sir, now please step back! *Justin seems to be growing very agitated. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bill and slips it into the shirt pocket of the security guard.* Justin Rox: I don't suppose you could double check that list now... *The security guard pulls the bill out of his pocket and looks at it. He then looks at Justin like he must be crazy.* Security Guard: Sir... this is a dollar... Justin Rox: Dammit... look, there absolutely has to be some mistake. I'm the newest member of the OCW roster and I have an appointment today to confirm my employment. Security Guard: Look, let me see what I can do, okay? Justin Rox: Thank you. *The security guard enters the building. Justin stands, waiting impatiently. He looks at his watch and then looks around at the press.* Justin Rox: Anybody got a cigarette I can bum? *There is no response, not even a look.* Justin Rox: Anybody? *Still nothing.* Justin Rox: Useless... *The security guard comes back out.* Security Guard: I apologize for the mix up sir, you are welcome to enter. Justin Rox: Now that's more like it! *Justin begins to enter the building, but then stops.* Justin Rox: Oh... could I have that dollar back? Security Guard (chuckles): No. Justin Rox: Dammit... *Justin continues into the building. He approaches the front desk, a beautiful blond receptionist greets him.* Receptionist: May I help you? Justin Rox: Yes, my name is Justin Rox, I'm the newest member of the OCW roster, I have an appointment to confirm my employment. Receptionist: Oh yes, I have your papers right here. *The receptionist thumbs through the papers, a concerned look grows on her face.* Receptionist: Sir, it says here that you have failed your physical exam and you applied as a Light Heavyweight. You are thirty pounds over the weight limit and you aren't in competing shape. I'm afraid you won't be able to start until you make weight and pass another physical. Justin Rox: What?? That can't be right, let me see those papers. *Justin looks over the papers.* Justin Rox: Oh... oh I see... *Justin hands the papers back to the receptionist.* Justin Rox: Well how long do I have? Receptionist: Well it says here that your contract starts at the beginning of OCW's fiscal year, which is January 1st. So that means you have exactly one month. Justin Rox: Alright... well then I want to change my application to Heavyweight status. Receptionist: Unfortunately, you can't do that after you have signed the contract. Justin Rox: What?? Receptionist: Shoulda read the fine print... Justin Rox: But... but... I can't lose thirty pounds in one month! Receptionist: Sounds like a personal problem to me. Justin Rox: Ugh... Alright, fine! I will be back in one month, and I guarantee, I will be ready! *Justin storms out of the building. He looks around for his car but it is nowhere to be found.* Justin Rox: What the... *Justin turns around to look at the security guard.* Justin Rox: My car... where is my car! Security Guard (sarcastically): Car? What car? Justin Rox: Son of a...
Adrian Bold Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 ............Justin Rox http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif
Seth Morrison Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 see this roleplay is really unrealistic if you ask me. We all know half way through, the cameraman's batteries would run out on his video camera Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Eddie Mace Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 lol rox is a cheap bastard. Good luck cutting the weight we'll see what you can do at lhw. Maybe pick up some hydroxicut? SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
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