Summercide 2007

[Michael Morrison]

Crass, I liked the Star Wars text effect in the beginning of your video, as it was fluid and easy to read, but the text after it made me nauseous. Don’t forget to cut scenes from a backstage beatdown, if you miss moves and to conserve time as well. Other than that, good effort.

 

Matt Wilson really creeped me out with his RP, but I’m dying to know what big secret he and his sister, Jeni, share.

 

I’m not sure if Stevens is going for heel or face at this point. Sure, he shut Shitservant’s granny up, but he also unloaded a giant can of elderly woopass on an old lady.

 

Nate gets Mad Props for boinking the boss’ daughter and not only that, it appears she is now Tiffany Sensation Ortiz. This can’t bold well for Nate, who just happens to work in the company that Daddy owns. Could Nate possibly be pulling the wool over Tiffany’s eyes, simply to get some payback on Jaysin Sensation and snake his way into money and power?

 

Casey Paine, Hazel, Rachel Chambers and Sara Sykes all gather to the ring, one by one, interrupted speech after interrupted speech… putting SvR’s Jiggle Engine to good use, I might add. After some bitching goes by, Mr. Sensation cuts them off as he looks down upon them from the X-Tron. He decides to make an Old vs. New Diva Match, pitting Sara and Casey against Hazel and Rachel.

 

DIVA MATCH

Hazel pulls an impressive move when she counters a top rope Hurricanrana attempt from Sara Sykes, by catching Sara on her shoulders and repeatedly Powerbombing her. Rachel Chambers makes a rookie mistake by diving through the ropes in order to take out Casey Paine, who was waiting at her turnbuckle for a tag by Sara. A nice move, but this put her on the outside of the ring, where there are no rules… which is something Casey is all too familiar with. A finisher is eventually hit and one team almost manages to get the pin, but too much time had passed before a cover was made and the ref only gets to 1. A very close match.

 

I’m not sure what went down, but I don’t think Jeni is completely on her man’s side. After Ryder receives a mysterious wink from Jeni, after asking her which side she’s on, one has to wonder if Matt’s words will play a key role in the match.

 

Brad Bauer plays a trick on the audience when RD Money’s theme echoes in the arena… if only for a few seconds. The sound of a scratched record cuts the theme short as it goes right into Brad Bauer’s own theme. Bauer takes a few jabs at all the returning superstars, such as Majin, Casey and Geomon. Some other names are tossed up there, but the big news is how he’s taken three new free agents under his wing. Although these superstars seem reluctant to accept Bauer as their official agent and path to OCW/CCW, they pledge their allegiance to Bauerism, none the less. Now with a posse consisting of Hito Mitsuguri, Kevin Jacobs and Xindane, what does Bauer have planned for the future of OCW/CCW?

 

NATHAN GAINES/w Jeni vs. MATT WILSON

Jeni wants to world to know about her hatred of bras and clothing that restricts her leg movement. My kind of chick. Matt is back in black and looks… well… pissed-off as usual. Both Nathan and Matt return to the Rage in a Kage with so much heat between them that I don’t know if the kage will hold up or turn to liquid metal. Let’s not forget about the wild card that is Jeni… who’s allegiance was brought into question moments before the match.

 

Right off the bat, I know this is my kind of match as both opponents go tit for tat and keep the aggression on. Matt Wilson establishes that he’s got the power by leading on damage, but Gaines is able to get the first stored finisher. Gaines then uses his ability to fly in order to catch up on the damage. Doesn’t matter how big you are, a Diving Headbutt from the top rope hurts all the same. Matt counters by utilizing the kage. Being trapped inside a metal prison isn’t new to Matt, so I’m not surprised he’s the first to use his surroundings.

 

Wilson misses the Big Boot, which almost costs him the match as Gaines connects with another high flying move in the form of a Cross Body into pin. Once again, Wilson fires back with both cannons, as he hits Gaines with a nasty Chokeslam and climbs the kage, only to connect with a criminally insane Leg Drop from the top of the steel wall. Wilson has his chance to put Nathan away, but breaks the three count. I guess he’s got other goals in mind.

 

Soon after, Gaines is able to hit his finisher and takes a note from Wilson by climbing the kage for a suicide dive of his own. Unfortunately, it didn’t pay off like it did for Wilson. Gaines get a second chance, however, nailing the Headbutt. He gets overzealous by trying to follow up with a third attempt, but what where the odds of hitting it twice in a row? The match continues in this fashion for about another 10 minutes. Finally, Nathan gets his opportunity to escape the kage as the door swings open after a Superplex. Just as he’s about to reach the door and Wilson is breathing down his back, Jeni shows us all which side she’s on.

 

Versus looks confident, going into the CCW Championship Match as the challenger, but he’s not overlooking that Seth has to be equally as confident, seeing as he is the title holder. Namaste.

 

There is an RP, concerning Nathan Gaines, Jeni and Matt Wilson, but I don’t want to give anything away. It’s good stuff, I must say and made me wish there was a soundtrack in the background. Emotions run high and a decision must be made.

 

Morrison just can’t seem to get in the head of the focused Chris Ryder. Trying to throw Ryder off his game by reminding him this would be his first time inside The Cell, Ryder simply ignores his opponent and eventually does what has to be done… he rips the shirt off one of the female staff members, sending Morrison back into his tit trance. With Morrison distracted, Ryder calmly takes his leave.

 

The Tag Team Champions prepare to defend the gold next, but not before Xtreme Xpress decides to join the announcers at ringside. This is a smart move by the rookie tag team. They get a chance to scout their competition and perhaps throw them off their game in the process by making their presence known.

 

INFAMOUS vs. TBDTTP *C*

This is an interesting match-up. Although I see Reed/Strider as the more skilled tag team, Barbarian/Bold are quite literally the stronger team. This is made very noticeable as Barbarian dwarfs Ed Reed; making him look like a cruiserweight. Reed and Strider need to work a little extra to take these two down, so I’m interested to see how they work this.

 

A very solid match, with a solid ending. Both teams came very close to winning this one, but there can only be one… or two, really… because it’s a tag team… so yeah.

 

Sara and Casey seem to be hitting off like peas and infectious carrots. If only Majin and Vega got along in such a manner, perhaps their match tonight wouldn’t have to happen, but Majin has been gone for some time and he’s not one to pass up a hardcore battle. To Majin, tonight isn’t about titles… it’s about having fun… in a way only Majin knows how.

 

Leonheart feels he got screwed out of his title at Indy Live, but feels solace in the fact that he stayed a fighting champion. One has to ask themselves, what makes a champion great? Is it their ability to retain the gold, or how often they defend the title? Opinions may vary on the subject, but one thing is certain, Leon is no longer N.A. Champion but has a chance to change that fact tonight.

 

Alright, on to the next R…. it burns… it burns! LASIK won’t be able to fix this. Damn you, Mayhem… damn you and Playgirl to hell.

 

VEGA vs. MAJIN *C*

Their styles actually work well together. On a separate note: If you thought I punched allot, let me introduce you to Majin. This guy made strikes into an art form. I never knew what the hell he was going to throw next. I remember one time he must have hit me with like 10 strikes in a row. Crazy hands on that one. Moving along, Majin had this match under control in the beginning, proving that ring rust only applies when you keep the fight in the ring. The fight spills over into the audience and both men take so much of a beating that you can tell they’re fatigued as the match comes close to an end. The steel chair becomes the decider of this match, which couldn’t be more appropriate.

 

Things don’t end after the match. Majin has Vega right where he wants him and even sets up a table in the turnbuckle for a trip down memory lane, but the arena goes black as a mysterious voice announces that he decided to care after all. When the lights go back on, Kage thanks Majin for setting up the table by Powerbombing his pierced ass through the sumbitch. He then notices that Vega is back on his feet and helps him out by hitting his Super Neckbreaker Pin. Now Vega can rest and let his body recover. To take a line from “Superbad”, that is bona fide, badass. However, I remember the carnage and pain that Majin and Kage left behind the last time they crossed paths, so maybe Jaysin will put an end to this before it ends up costing him and arm and a leg… figuratively and literally speaking.

[Sean Strider]

I marked! Summercide owned!

 

And I believe Welcome back is in order for one Tyler Ewanchuk. For him to say I stole anything is a slap in the face of my wrestling career. Always remember Mr. Ewanchuk, I beat you not only once, but I beat you twice and every other great EX superstar which cemented me as MR. EX! Anytime you want to try and claim the title back, please be my guest. For I am the Foundation of wrestling today and I will forever be the real Mr. EX. :)

[Ed Reed]

Heck of a show, shocked to see Ryder pull out the win the way he did. Didn't think he had that in him. Congrats to AJ reaching the top again, and to Versus as well. Let's hope your history with gold won't continue like it has in the past.

[Michael Morrison]

Heck of a show, shocked to see Ryder pull out the win the way he did. Didn't think he had that in him. Congrats to AJ reaching the top again, and to Versus as well. Let's hope your history with gold won't continue like it has in the past.

Yeah, after I no-sold his ground finisher, I figured he'd go to the Crossface to finish the match, despite having countered that finisher in our previous matches. I sunk in a Guillotine Headlock to test his tapping skills and when I saw the thing slide down to escape as fast as it did, I knew if he actually locked it in, it would be over.

 

As for Ryder, once again, had a blast doing the match and once again, you got lucky as a sumbitch. Damn you for countering my finisher and crushing the dreams of all those Method Men out there. I'll beat you one day... mark my words, Tiger Tights.

[The Vega]

Rofl at the Mayhem covergirl.Still watching the show,so far so good.

Ingame version of One Winged Angel,brings back some memories..

[Leon Valentine]

Show is looking awsome, hopefully finish watching it tonight.

 

In other news.

 

Mania you cost me big time at summercide and you are a dead man walking.

[Seth Irving]

Great show, welcome back cap10 also I hate you Mayhem enough said

[The Air]

So where too begin where too begin:

 

Let's start with the beginning then.

 

Crass isn't let in by a security guard and gets pissed of at him then ko's him. Nice threads you're wearing Tony btw.

 

Stevens talks about shitservant (I wish I didn't have too type his name). Though the manical laugh in his entrance and at the ending made me laugh. Oh how memories of the joker come too mind. Watching good old batman with *BANG* *KAPOW!* AND *SHAZAM*

 

Page two has been ladies night out. With Casey and Sara stealing the show. Seems the Sausage and the Disease became close friends after that tag.

 

I have no clue what Tiffany Sensation had business in that ring. Nate saved her sort of ...

 

Nathan and Wilson with Nathan forfeiting the win, but what is the damn secret already and how does Chris Ryder fall into this story.

 

Vega vs Majin I know Vega doesn't like weapons but still betted on him shame he lost. :( Evil Majin you need too change your ways, you like violence way too much.

 

Nice promo video for the hardcore gauntlet well done.

 

BradBAUER goes managing people from xerox. Will they copy things or will they make original material under the guidance of BradBAUER!

 

Tv Title oh man I just told you MMM you can't beat Ryder. I told you and you still tried too win. You just don't have the luck and the killer instinct like Ryder does. You need to learn wanting too win MMM. You really do. That session with Versus didn't help at all.

 

NA Title congrats too dj chino. Never like playing or watching ladder matches myself tbh. And since the match went on for an hour. (Thank god he cutted it in)

 

Mayhem on the playgirl. GOLDEN MOMENT! Nice job Mayhem!

 

Ex title Richard Blood retains and somehow I noticed Blood and Ryder both have short blond hair. Arian race or coincidence who knows.

 

Reed/Strider vs Infamous. Really thought Infamous would have gone off too win that match, but Reed/Strider came back and retained. Watch the fpr a bit guys you don't have too play on borderline fpr too win a match.

 

Paul Pugh and Double J (The X/Xpress) debut. Though using the dx entrance isnt that original, I'm still expecting much from these EX guys.

 

Talking bout EX. Cap10 Canada returns too the EX Divison! Yes people Tyler Ewanchuk returns too much displeasure of some it seems. I for one can't wait too wrestle mr Ewanchuk "Tylering" Tyler.

 

Sensation comes out and makes a few messages including about the NA invitational and making Regan an OCW GM, but for which show or is he just a back-up GM? Or will Regan let one of the girls do the hard work while he relaxes with the other girls. Who knows?

 

Versus vs Seth Irving CCW Title on the line. It seemed Seth just didn't finish the match. Did the meditation chamber of Versus stick in his head and didn't he want too badly damage Versus anymore. Who knows Versus came back and won the CCW Title.

 

AJ vs Guy vs Nate OCW Title on the line.

 

Allright really a surprise outcome here. I would have thought either Nate or Guy would have won, but AJ won it. Congrats man!

 

Nate keeps stalking Tiffany Sensation according too Jaysin Sensation and he wants it too end who better then a hardcore champ too do the dirty work for you. With that Summercide is over and we asks ourselves the same question again when will evil majin stop being so damn violent. We should have a rated 18+ show for his matches.

[Carlos Cruz]

This was 100 times better than Summerslam.

 

Will anyone be able to beat Ryder?. Whos next in line to suffer his crossface or will somebody be able to withstand it unlike Me and MMM :(.

 

Congratz to the new champions... Versus, AJ, Chino you all deserve it.

 

Que Tengan un Buen dia.

[Ewanchuk]

I marked! Summercide owned!

 

And I believe Welcome back is in order for one Tyler Ewanchuk. For him to say I stole anything is a slap in the face of my wrestling career. Always remember Mr. Ewanchuk, I beat you not only once, but I beat you twice and every other great EX superstar which cemented me as MR. EX! Anytime you want to try and claim the title back, please be my guest. For I am the Foundation of wrestling today and I will forever be the real Mr. EX. :)

 

Blah, Blah, Blah. Bring it cracker.