Parker Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 *The Camera opens on the face of Jim Black, sitting on what looks to be a giant beanbag, looking very uncomfortable* Jim-Hello OCW, I'm here,live on set for an exclusive look at the self proclaimed, European future winner of 'America's Next Top Model' Billy Le'Beau. *The camera pans round to Billy, who is slouched down in his beanbag, wearing a white bathrobe and flip flops* Billy-Hey Jim, are the flashes bothering you? Jim-Excuse me? Billy-The flashes, from the camera's..are they bothering you? I told the guys I was taking 5, but they can't resist shooting me. *Jim takes a quick look around, and all he sees is 1 small man with a polaroid camera* Jim-Err...no..the 'flashes' aren't bothering me at all. Billy-Good,good..I don't want any distractions, dammit, my fake tan has smudged onto my bathrobe...2 secs, let me get this sorted...WARDROBE!..WARDROBE! We have a situation here, can I get a rub down? *A few seconds later, a toilet roll hits Billy in the back of the head* Billy-Dammit, can't get good help these days Jim..it's all about the presentation bay, all about the presentation! Jim-Ok, whatever you say sir, now, onto why you called me hear..something about your portfolio. Billy-Yes that's right, I wanted to give OCWFED a sneak peek into my ever expanding portfolio, and show you why I'm hot shit in the modelling world. Jim-Ok..I hear you have been endorsing some 'interesting' products... Billy-All this stuff is huge overseas man, my fans go crazy for it, especially the housewife's, they love a bit of Billy..here' take this for example... http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_h9utww4e68jm_db7b1fc.jpg *Jim splurts out muffled laughter* Jim-Oh my god..i'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh..is that..is that a spatula? Billy-It's ok man, I told you, it's all about the presentation, how many people do you know with their face on a spatula Jim-I don't even know anybody who would WANT their faces on a spatula! Billy-Which is why I'm gonna be huge..I have my fingers in so many pies Jim..here..look at the next page.... http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_156nmghgkuhm_604c2b7.jpg *Jim just sits there looking bewildered* Billy-I know, I know..words can't derscibe how good I make this stuff look..here's one of my favourite's coming up...let me set the scene..your wlking down the street, your randomly looking around, you notice people all over walking head first into lamp posts whilst checking out their own feet..you might think this is strange, until you yourself get yourself a pair of 'Le'Beau laces'! http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_1637l3htukrm_a26b6aa.jpg Jim-I....I...I......I honestly don't know what to say... Billy-It's ok Jim, I invited you here to showcase my work..I understand if your in awe of me. Jim-Is he serious? *Jim looks around the small warehouse* Really? anybody? somebody? Billy-Ok Jim, sorry but I gotta wrap this up, If i don't sign those autographs then they will never shut up. *Jim looks round and the only female in the building is an old looking tea lady in the corner* Billy-Here Jim, take a batch of these,please, give one to your wife and your kid.and anybody else who asks for a photo of me..I've even signed a few of them...look for them everywhere in stores soon..... *Billy hands Jim a small box,Jim opens the box, and with a look of utter shock on his face,reaches into the box and pulls out the all new 'Billy Bumper Sticker' http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/8/stebag/f_rk1cuq3jdbm_af60474.png *Without another word said, a bewlidered looking Jim leaves his seat and makes his way over to the door as Billy sits there rubbing in his fake tan* Jim-OCW..this has been Jim Black, on set with the one and only Billy Le'Beau* http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Adrian Bold Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 Excellent Facial Hair! http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif
Greatness Posted August 9, 2009 Posted August 9, 2009 Wow! OCW Accomplishments said: OCW World Heavyweight Champion [3 Times] CCW Champion [1 Time] Future Investment Winner 2006 [Inaugural] 2007 OCW Co-Wrestler of the Year [ W/ Nate Ortiz] They just couldn't give it to a black! OCW Hall of Famer | Class 2008
Nathan Gaines Posted August 9, 2009 Posted August 9, 2009 Great RP here....Sorta reminds me of Blake Ma'Jin a bit but none the less it's awesome and I'm glad you got recharged LocoNY911: I hate you with every fiber of my being just looking at your name makes me want to strike my monitor
Josiah Cross Posted August 9, 2009 Posted August 9, 2009 Got to get me some of these! Great stuff Billy...gonna take some time to get used to that ha. THE DEAN http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/bombsquad07/barb.jpg
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