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http://www.OCW.com has a spotlight on Chris Mania. The clip is a small walkthrough of his house showing how OCW superstars live. While Mania is walking through the various areas of his home he walks through the kitchen as the phone rings. Mania picks it up and OCW.com picks up the entire conversation. (meaning Mania's phone has been tapped by the good people at OCW, but we'll leave that for another time.)

 

Voice: Hey Chris it's me.

 

Mania: It's who?

 

Voice: The guy that's going to ruin your credibility at Wreslution. The guys that's going to tarnish your legacy on the biggest platform of all time. The guy that's going to destroy every ounce of...

 

Mania: I got it Smythe, really I do.

 

Smythe: Was just calling to say, sorry about last week dude, I know you have no idea what happened. But it was my fault... we just had alot of business to take care of and technically I didn't have time to deal with you or what you'd try to do so I figured that was the best idea at the time.

 

Mania: Someone knocked me out with chloroform and I woke up in the drunk tank. They kept me there all night and I missed the show. what the hell man?

 

Smythe: I know Chris, perhaps I could have done something a little more logical, but I was pressed for time and I knew you wouldn't co-operate fully. Either way this week everything should be fine until you get into the building. Of course once you get into the building there's no gaurantees as me Leon, Mayhem and sometimes Air are busy and dangerous people. Was just hoping you can forgive me for that lack of class I showed and we can start fresh this week.

 

Mania's voice raises almost to a yell as he adresses Smythe

 

Mania: Do you know your wife had to Bail me out at 6am the next morning cause she's incharge of wrestler personel? She herself called you an idiot, indirectly of course. forgive you? I'm going to kick your ass at Riot. I'm going to kick your ass not because you did something to me that I didn't like. Cause you make rap music, I don't like that, you talk with that stupid Canadian accent, which I don't like either. But because you think it's ok call MY house and talk to me about it. I am sending a Clothesline from Cardiff to your face. not sure when or where, but you'll be getting one. Just for this phone call. We'll talk Wrestlution after that.

 

Smythe: Seriously Chris, seriously... Do we have to talk all violent???

 

Mania: CFC Smythe.

 

Maina hangs up the phone breathing heavily, mostly out of frustration.

 

Mania: How the hell did he get my number anyway?

Signature 1 - The Alpha Heel

Signature 2 - Spear 5 (F) - Stargazer

 

Finisher 1 - Flapjack 2 (F) - The SDW

Finisher 2 - Reality check (G) - Dawonderful Dream

 

Finisher 3 (i'm cool enoigh to claim 3 moves) - The Darkside - THe Million Dollar Dream

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OOC: I have nothing against the Canadian accent, Trailer Park Boys was an awesome show...

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OOC: I have nothing against the Canadian accent, Trailer Park Boys was an awesome show...

 

Youre kidding about it being an awesome show, right? Right?

Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic

 

 

 

"I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

 

This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST.

 

 

Now then when Can I expect your next donation?

 

"- Jay Jay

 

 

 

Double A

is

"The Weapon

Of

Mass

Consumption"

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This guy gets it.

 

No. No he doesnt. This is one of the most retarded shows ever to hit cable television. the plots are ghey, the acting is ghey, and the jokes are poorly placed and delivered.

Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic

 

 

 

"I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

 

This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST.

 

 

Now then when Can I expect your next donation?

 

"- Jay Jay

 

 

 

Double A

is

"The Weapon

Of

Mass

Consumption"

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