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The Desk 4 15 2010


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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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Im listening to it, AND I HEAR SOMETHING< WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE THE LAPTOP DOESNT MAKE NOISE GOD DAMMIT WHAT IS THIS NOIRSE ITS HUANTE UFKDED
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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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Don't you ever sing again.

 

  • OCW World Heavyweight Champion [3 Times]
  • CCW Champion [1 Time]
  • Future Investment Winner 2006 [inaugural]
  • 2007 OCW Co-Wrestler of the Year [ W/ Nate Ortiz] They just couldn't give it to a black!
  • OCW Hall of Famer | Class 2008

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Father of Royce and Theodore J Bentley

Future OCW Champions (It's gonna happen one day whores!)

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i only here a rican trying educate.

 

did i just make up a new oxymoron.....

 

I kid jay,... I kid...

 

 

ufc2010 im knocking you the fuck out.

"When you're pushed... Killing is as easy as breathing!"

 

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The desk? I think not.

 

What this thing is, is you're platform to rant, rave, bitch and bemoan all things which do NOT encompass online championship wrestling.

 

It's things like this which lead to you having no friends.

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[23:39] locoNY911: You get solace in the fact you arent a fuck up.

 

2k9's better than 2k8. Like being shot in the knee is better than being shot in the head. - Guy Fausto

[18:40] locoNY911: I mostly aggree with your statements

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I could listen to Jay talk all day [in a no homo way] , the desk's crack me up,he definitly has a voice for radio, and for some reason makes me laugh even when he is just rambling on talking about fuck all, people rambling usually turns out funnier then when they have a set topic.

Please god never sing again though :)

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2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences)

1 x NA Champion

1 x Pride Champion

1 x TV Champion

2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion

F.I Winner 2012

MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7

 

'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree

'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17

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To get this out of the way....

 

Quote of the episode: "I gotta take a shit in the morning, because if I don't shit, it fucks up my day."

 

Not the usual Desk material, but insightful, none the less. Never would have pegged Jay as one who would ponder over power ballad lyrics, but Guy could always use a Sensational cover of any Iron Maiden song.

 

As far as the 5 year plan (I had a 5 year plan... 5 years ago) and the daily grind: I downloaded this little ditty to my iPod and try to play it, every day, before going to work... sometimes I'll play it at the start-up meetings to hype-up my crew as well.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDitGAUrno]YouTube- KATT WILLIAMS: Every Day I'm Hustlin'[/ame]

 

As far as pod topics... try thinking of little, mundane shit that most people do every day -- including you -- and sometimes it kickstarts the 'ol memory banks and reminds you of interesting crap. For example, here's how Mad Mike's mind works...

 

 

Topic: Clipping Toenails

(I'm about to rant on, so feel free to skip the following unless you're just that bored or if you're Jay)

 

I wonder if everyone clips their toenails the same... do they start at the big toe and move to the pinky?

 

I once dated a chick who had an ingrown toenail and it got so bad that they had to remove the toenail and she had this nailess... thing... that I couldn't stop obsessing over. I only saw it once, without the wrapping around it, but that was enough. Every time we would start to makeout... that fucking nub of red flesh would push itself into my mind and I would think, "Will it grow back? What if it doesn't? What if all her toenails fall off? Is that a good enough reason to leave a chick? Am I that guy?"

 

I mean... do we really even need toenails? It's not like people open soda cans with their feet... or scrape-back video game cartridge tape with their toes.

 

God I hate that fucking tape they put on video game cartridges and DVD's now. Do they have to wrap it in bullet proof plastic wrap, weld it shut and then add un-peelable tape... not just on the side, but on the top and bottom of the case as well? And they wonder why people just download shit off torrent sites.

 

I bet, deep down, people don't pirate shit because they don't want to pay for it, it's because they don't want to spend a day working just to afford a game, only to spend half an hour, just trying to open the goddamn thing.

 

Let's not forget driving to the damn store, hopefully, without getting stuck behind that asshole who feels the need to go 20 MPH below the speed limit... making your way through a crowded Gamestop -- which is about the size of a studio apartment -- knowing that the guy behind the counter is going to offer some kind of special deal while his friend explains why you shouldn't buy the game -- because he knows what you enjoy playing somehow -- but you shrug it off as you laugh, because you're thinking "At least I know what a pussy feels like."

 

That's if you can even get to the counter, because some soccer mom decided that today was the best day to buy her spoiled shit the video game he's been nagging her to buy since he saw the commercial for "Transformers the Game"; but the mom knows jackshit about video games, so she spends the next hour trying to make sure she's getting the right game, "We have the white system with that one font on the front... but I don't remember if it said Wii or XBOX". Jesus Christ, I feel like pirating something off the internet right now, just thinking about this shit!

 

Sorry if that dragged on, but you get the idea.

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