Vice President Versus Hospitalized!

[Stacy Clark]

After a vicious attack (double foot stop off of the top rope, onto a chair that viced Versus neck) by the unstable wrestler named Parker, formerly known as Parker Stevens, the Vice President of OCW was hospitalized overnight at the emergency room of the New England Medical Center. "Versus has been hospitalized with severe damage to his neck, spine and has minor facial lacerations. He has chosen to fore-go the suggested medicines, for his own...what he calls "herbal remedies" supplied to him by an short old man he refers to as "Eddie Boy." says Versus' primary care physician, Dr. Shahidi. When trying to reach Versus for comment on the situation, 2 men guarding the door, Guy Fausto and the old man we spoke of earlier, told us to leave the premises. Well...actually, Mr. Fausto kept telling us to "Shove off" with a faux British accent, and Ed kept ending his sentences with "nyaaa, see!" like a 1920's police man and/or gangster.

 

One thing's for certain, this injury is not the way the Vice President wanted his comeback to OCW to go. But Versus is under constant observation by scantily clad, busty nurses of all nationalities, and hair colors, and doctors...most of which are wearing intelligent looking glasses. More news as it becomes available.

[Parker]

That's what you get for Dimebaggin' me /shakes fist!

[Wesley Adams Poe]

Lol See thats how all the hospitals in boston are. Simply a delight.

[Leon Valentine]

WWPD Next?

[Michael Morrison]

Collision with a car won't keep him from competing... but a chair stomp will... I smell shenanigans....... and mary-jew-wanna.