Riot 12-17-10

[Seth Morrison]

AA Review

 

Show starts out the way it should. with the hottest faction, and anything, going right now. The Darkness Triplets.... They throw their weight around, display good roleplays, and play the heel faction perfectly...

 

A decent roleplay by Brandon Hostile. Not too sure who Trey hostile is, never seen him around, so dont even know if he competes, so i apologize. but decent roleplay, leaving me wondering what they have up their sleeve....

 

First Match of the night kicks off with Dylan and hostile. No name plates, and since i cant follow each week im guessing the guy in yellow was hostile due to his H. Well i can say both these guys seem to be pretty even as far as the match went. Not sure if Dylan is going for the "Showtime, hollywood arrogant" look, but his music and purple pants, and purple towel makes it like a believable gimmick. No music or sound so i skipped to the end, to see that Hostile kicks Dylan in the head, and ends the match. good way to start off riot...

 

I liked the angle that Trance and Dane had. Dane this is small, but when i read, i wanna visualize things. You walking in there wit hthe belt around your waste kinda seems retarded. I figured with your gimmick you would maybe come in all cocky with it over your shoulder as you shine it or something. Digging the "Real Talk with Dane" though.

 

Iceburg Vs Judas - I always judge characters by RP's, entrances, and appearances. Even thoguh the pimp angle has been done, im digging iceburgs gimmick. Love the music and love the entrance. Judas? WTF? Are you some sort of S & M gimp w/ Nsync hair? You look like your missing that orange ball in your mouth with whips and leather. Hate the arm shields. You look like a broke ass GI Joe. Fix it... Unique name though... The match itself was actually entertaining.. Iceburg the suspenders gotta go homey. You that 50 year old dad about to scratch his nuts, or you a pimp trying to fuck someone up? Loved the sig move to finisher though. Both finishers suit you, and you didnt cheese dick a win. Props to you both...

 

The video where you dont know whose either coming back, or coming for the first time, was cool. I dug it, and gives me another reason to look forward to Certified Greatness...

 

Dane vs Smythe - Two guys i think have a good gimmick, and both have good match skills. Was a very entertaining back and forth match. Netiehr guy seemed to cheese and both won over me as a fan. Now, the ending... Was that your finisher? Cause thats the weakest finisher ive ever seen.. If it is, props to you.. If not, that was a gay way to win, and ending it any other way than a finisher, sig, or interruption DQ or something is fuckin retarded...

 

Really dug Fearos "super hero" gimmick, including his RP. When i can visualize a character in the ring, and it seems like a good RP, i dig it.

 

So basically its just Fearo taking on Darkside.. I understand alot of this is competition but to be honest, i do not buy the fact that Jookie, or whoever was on the side of the ring is going to stand on there like a delbert and not interrupt the match. To me a good way to sell Fearos win would be A) an interruption by a darkside enemy or 2) maybe the person outside accidentally screws up and hits his partner. I didnt buy it at all, but props to Fearo for winning...

 

Really dug the entrance and "Real Talk" at the beginning of the video for Dane. See Dane thats how you shoudl have came in Jacobs lockerroom. White suit, holding the belt, cocky... Okay so Jacob/Dane are plotting a feud, and i like it. What last riot lacked, these two made up for it, by RPing well, and building a foundation on why i shoudl watch their grudge match at CG. Well done fellas, love the storyline...

 

(One side note on Mayhems "Mysterious opponent. I think more should be made of this. Why didnt the show start with Mayhem getting in Hennigs face, or getting clues about this opponent. Maybe he does on other shows, but i wanna see the champ control the show)

 

So the Mayhem / Fausto / Aries match - I will say that this was a pretty back and forth match that aries didnt look like he was all that involved with.. lol... Not sure if the punch that ended fausto while on the ground was a sig/finisher, but i wasnt all impressed with how this one ended either. Maybe im not one to talk cause i havent played the game, and maybe triple threat matches are hard to end. This match? Meh/

 

Very nice ending video to the show. I remember when someone did this to undertaker. Video and even written RP was very entertaining.

 

 

I have to say, this show belonged to The Darkness Triplets and Dane..

 

Good show..

[Useless Dane Xavier]

I liked the angle that Trance and Dane had. Dane this is small, but when i read, i wanna visualize things. You walking in there wit hthe belt around your waste kinda seems retarded. I figured with your gimmick you would maybe come in all cocky with it over your shoulder as you shine it or something. Digging the "Real Talk with Dane" though.

It all goes along with the unpredictable gimmick. I wanted to make people wonder what I was going to say to Trance later on and it seems like in your case I did a good job of it. I wanted it to make it seem like I was getting in Trance's head by being Mr. Humble, and had I walked in all cocky then it would be a bit more predictable what I was going to say. Just a little retort is all, appreciate the feedback though, you can die happy knowing you made a contribution to society.

[Seth Morrison]

It all goes along with the unpredictable gimmick. I wanted to make people wonder what I was going to say to Trance later on and it seems like in your case I did a good job of it. I wanted it to make it seem like I was getting in Trance's head by being Mr. Humble, and had I walked in all cocky then it would be a bit more predictable what I was going to say. Just a little retort is all, appreciate the feedback though, you can die happy knowing you made a contribution to society.

 

Then in that case i wouldnt have brought the belt at all. I just think backroom promos and i hardly see someone walking around with a belt around their waist. When they do, they usually look stupid

[Parker]

Smythe vs Dane was a hell of a match, I marked when smythe escaped dane's sub finisher...well done sir...then Dane reversing the running spear sig..and I think 2 other sig attempts off Smythe.

Kinda gay how it ended but i understand it had to end somehow.

 

We NEED the visible damage + finisher = match over rule [unless its a sub finisher, obviously your allowed to try and escape the sub]

i know its shitty for people like myself,Trevor and Mayhem who can mash and kick out, but it does stop all this random endings crap that we are seeing.

 

Note to AA..the big show punch was Mayhem's sig that he hit Guy with.

[Mayhem]

Dude where is my RP, down here and Flordia finally, had a lot going on all week preparing for this Flordia festival and i stayed up late working on that.

 

would appreciate it being plugged in if you could please

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Dane Xavier's Riot Review

This week's episode:

"Munster Cheese & Guacamole"

 

Michael Jordan would be proud to know that Dane Xavier made an appearance in Chicago, because he hasn't seen a legit champion in that city in ages. Why do I feel like I'm writing an RP? Isn't this supposed to be a review? What an inauspicious start.

 

Another in-ring RP from the Darkside, Darkside style. It didn't really seem to have any meaning to it other than hyping their matches for the night. If Smythe loses to Dane later tonight though, he'll be so humiliated. I like how Darkside ends their promos though, by saying ALL BLACK EVERYTHING!!! It lets you know when it's finally over, just like saying AMEN at the end of a prayer. (Just messing with you guys)

 

Team Hostility comes in with a nice RP to sort of put their smashing last week behind them. They show their true bond as a tag team which puts them over really well. It also sets up Brandon's upcoming match very swimmingly, it seems like he wants to try and be an example to his brother Trey, which would mean picking up a win tonight. Nice work gentlemen, please keep it up and help lead the march for tag teams in OCW.

 

Dylan Jones vs. Brandon Hostile: D.Jones has some of the best attires I have ever seen. Brandon's attires are good too. This match worked well as a lower card match and went along nicely. Both of these guys have the perfect movesets for their character and they should do well in OCW. There isn't a whole lot to say about this match, other than it was a good match. I did mark for Hostile hitting that strong strike enzugiri without setting up for it as it's a hard move to hit like that.

 

SCORE: *****

 

A short but sweet RP coming from Judas Hallows to set up for a match that he will be filling in for against Iceberg Le'Tuce. I'm glad he stated this in the narrative text because it set up for what we were about to read. I'm intrigued by this new look that management has given him and I look forward to seeing what Judas brings to the table.

 

Iceberg Le'Tuce vs. Judas Hallows: I'm trying to figure out how I like Judas' new attire, so I'll let my eyes adjust to it as I watch the match. I had to laugh when Berg bounced off the ropes and failed to hit a move on Judas down in the corner, then playing it off with a taunt. LOL. For some reason Judas keeps going to the suplex in this match. Mix it up kid! Now Iceberg hit a suplex, I feel like I'm watching an Action Arcade Wrestling match. Iceberg's sig/fin combo is too similar to John Cena's but it works for him. This was another match that was just a good match.

 

SCORE: *****

 

I mark for the "What's this???" video. I along with others that have been around for a while will know what it means and who it signifies, but I won't ruin it for those that are unfamiliar with the character. All I know is, I can't wait for Certified Greatness!

 

Dane Xavier vs. Smythe D. Wonder: I just want to point out that I had already set my class to Stretcher well before this match took place, so my reversing was pure skill. Fuck 85 Tech, I'm Tech without being Tech bitch!

 

LOL @ Fearo's RP, he did a hilarious job of writing his partner out of the tag match. The Super Zero promises to use his super hero powers to put the evil villains of the Darkside away, and he does a great job of setting up the tag match. I mark hard for The Hurricane... I mean Robert Fearo.

 

Robert Fearo vs. Darkside: Fearo has an entrance fit for a Super Zero! Like I said, I fucking mark for this guy! He adds color and comedy to the shows and it really does a good job of breaking the monotony. On to the match! Why was Jookie trying to hit KD a few minutes into this match? Did he say something to him that he didn't like? Is Jookie trying to turn this into a three way dance? Odd, but okay! I marked when Fearo went to attack KD on the apron but got rope pulled on, then Jookie went for a dive but came up short! Then Fearo enters the ring just as KD went for a grapple, and accidentally grappled his partner Jookie. That was quite a funny moment. KD gets the rope pull again later on, Jookie needs to tag him in so he can lay down a beastly whoopin! KD finally gets tagged in. You guys really need to be working as a team and make more frequent tags. I guarantee if Thanatos was in this match, you guys would be getting your asses kicked right now. Fearo exits the ring and Jookie fails to take advantage, getting pulled off the apron for his troubles. Fearo is single handedly owning this match right now. A true WTF moment came when KD had Fearo on the corner across from Jookie, and he does a grapple which results in a double team move... GLITCH! Show this one to THQ and tell them how much of a group of fuck-ups they are! The match got a little irritating to watch when the lag started to happen and the reconnection screen kept popping up, but I powered through it. KD hits the spear and it has to be over, but NO! The Super Zero kicks out for all of the civilians! He powers back to win with a suplex into a floatover pin for the win! This was a very entertaining match!

 

SCORE: *****

 

My "Real Talk with Dane Xavier" graphic needs updating, I made that back when I was mediocre at motion graphics.

 

Aries vs. Guy Fausto vs. Mayhem: I can already tell due to the quality of the video that this is going to be a long match, but as always, I'll power through it... why is Fausto coming out twice and to Mayhem's music? Someone was out of it when they edited. There are some good spots in this match, like Mayhem destroying Aries on the steps twice, then reversing Fausto running at him outside the ring. He pretty much looked like Big Show beating up on two jobbers in a handicap match. Fausto you stole my taunt and it doesn't look good on you, which makes me believe you stole it with evil intent. Fucker. Mayhem continues to toss these guys around the ring like sacks of potatoes. Why anyone would want to throw a sack of potatoes around is beyond me as they bruise easily, but I'm just instigating an old metaphor. Fausto had a cheese moment late in the match when he did a running move while Mayhem had a finisher, but I suppose ethics aren't against the rules, right? Mayhem winds up getting the win with the ol' punch to the temple on Fausto, shades of Lution 5. Just like then, I don't have a problem with this ending, especially when the length of the match was getting a bit ridiculous. Even though it was long, it was still a good, entertaining match.

 

SCORE: *****

 

Someone is messing with Aries, it seems like he's kidnapped someone, but who is "she?" What did Aries ever do to have a loved one kidnapped from him? Is Aries the one CM Punk holds a grudge against? WHY!!

 

FINAL SYNOPSIS: There still needs to be more RPs, and as Double A said before, I can only think of one feud off the top of my head, and that's Trevor McManus and Lucas Crowe (and they didn't even have any content this week.) Nonetheless, it was a good show. Robert Fearo is one entertaining sum'bitch and he leaves me wanting more (no homo). Iceberg Le'Tuce, I see you on the show wrestling almost every week, you need to get in there and drop some RPs man! That's pretty much all I've got. Until next week, this is your neighborhood rich douche-bag, signing off!

[Royce Bentley]

Only reason i didn't like the end of the Dane, and Smythe match, is because like a few moves before the end, Smythe had Dane beat off the powerslam pin, which is an impactful move and technically he didn't end it, but he could have. So i figured they were both going for a sig/fin end. But other than that it was good to go.

[Mayhem]

RP added to show. Page3

 

Many thanks

[Trevor McManus]

We NEED the visible damage + finisher = match over rule [unless its a sub finisher, obviously your allowed to try and escape the sub]

i know its shitty for people like myself,Trevor and Mayhem who can mash and kick out, but it does stop all this random endings crap that we are seeing.

 

I don't mash it this year.

[Michael Morrison]

I don't mash it this year.

Is that some kind of twisted Christian New Year's resolution they make you do in church?